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roCcor
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Posted: Fri, 31st Aug 2007 10:05 Post subject: FUCKING festival! |
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Once a year at this time there's a festival going on in my town. Some months ago I moved, what I didin't think of was that parts of this fuckin festival will be in my street. I woke up this morning to realize that they just put 2 wcs DIRECTLY in front of my window.. WTF?!?!?!
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Posted: Fri, 31st Aug 2007 10:56 Post subject: |
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2 outhouses? Wait til' someone goes in, and push them over. Repeat if necessary.
OR write to someone special.
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roCcor
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Posted: Fri, 31st Aug 2007 11:18 Post subject: |
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I just called the manager of this fuckin' piece of shit festival.. He said he's going to move them in a max of 3 hours. Else I#ll start pushing thos outbpxes. At least my stereo will disturb the whole festival.. You must know that in addition to those toilets I have a whole STAGE in front of my house, playing semi-pro rock music all day and nite for 3 days.
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chiv
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Posted: Fri, 31st Aug 2007 11:37 Post subject: |
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step one: move those shithouses yourself... if the manager didnt move em immediately, you go there and you move em yourself
step two: download 3 hours of yodelling music to play continuousely as loud as you possibly can... leave the music going, and go stay in a hotel for a few days 
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Posted: Fri, 31st Aug 2007 11:44 Post subject: |
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chiv wrote: | step one: move those shithouses yourself... if the manager didnt move em immediately, you go there and you move em yourself
step two: download 3 hours of yodelling music to play continuousely as loud as you possibly can... leave the music going, and go stay in a hotel for a few days  |
are you nuts? Just play porno really loud randomly throughout the day.
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_SiN_
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deelix
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Posted: Fri, 31st Aug 2007 12:26 Post subject: |
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wacken? or what its called?
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Posted: Fri, 31st Aug 2007 12:45 Post subject: |
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_SiN_ wrote: | I was hoping for a fucking-festival  |
your not alone
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roCcor
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Posted: Fri, 31st Aug 2007 13:20 Post subject: |
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This porn thing is a good idea.. I'll add some nazimusci too (:
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chiv
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Posted: Fri, 31st Aug 2007 14:22 Post subject: |
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SpykeZ wrote: | chiv wrote: | step one: move those shithouses yourself... if the manager didnt move em immediately, you go there and you move em yourself
step two: download 3 hours of yodelling music to play continuousely as loud as you possibly can... leave the music going, and go stay in a hotel for a few days  |
are you nuts? Just play porno really loud randomly throughout the day. |
yeah but you want em to leave, not hang around your house... isnt that the point of the exercise?
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roCcor
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Posted: Fri, 31st Aug 2007 14:23 Post subject: |
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Problem solved. I just had a talk with my neighbours. I'll install a shoutcast server and my neighbours will connect, open the windows and pump up the volume.. We'll easily overpower them!
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roCcor
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chiv
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Posted: Fri, 31st Aug 2007 18:12 Post subject: |
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stick your head outside and yell 'show us yer tits!' then
no wait, even better.. plug in a microphone, get a deck chair, sit outside, and randomly rip on the bands over the loud speaker 
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roCcor
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Posted: Fri, 31st Aug 2007 18:17 Post subject: |
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LOL, best idea ever! Gotta get my headset...
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