noob where do i start?
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v10501050




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PostPosted: Sat, 1st Sep 2007 07:07    Post subject: noob where do i start?
where do i read how to use this site?
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Noob
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PostPosted: Sat, 1st Sep 2007 07:15    Post subject:
You talking to me? Wink
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Jenni
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PostPosted: Sat, 1st Sep 2007 08:31    Post subject:
You're using the site now. For more info I suggest you read the rules.


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Unauthorized




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PostPosted: Sat, 1st Sep 2007 11:06    Post subject:
Here, have a link:

http://www.nfohump.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=4053


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Beary: How about we kill them, and then rape their bodies so we can use their blood as lubricant.
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SpykeZ




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PostPosted: Sat, 1st Sep 2007 11:28    Post subject: Re: noob where do i start?
v10501050 wrote:
where do i read how to use this site?


1) You may use this board to argue and pick stupid fights. If your lacking in your social life you may acquire new friends here but since the majority of us are assholes, we wouldn't make very good friends seeing as we would just poke you with a stick.

2) If you are finding people that you are around in your personal life think you are an idiot, then you may use this to try and pass off that your an actual intelligent human being, but most of who know better will just call you out and make it very humiliating.

3) If you are bored you may spam the useless void area because chances are, you will think your useless post is funny, when case in point..it is not.

4) IF you happen to find a good article about anything, you may post it for our amusement. You might even get a virtual cookie for it.

5) You may also use this site as your main video game/movie review site and get opinions on something your interested in. Warning: Posting your opinion will get you flamed, made fun of, bashed, verbally physically(some guys are just that mean) and mentally abused. Few people have never come back from therapy due to us. We also may take your opinion as a stated fact and argue opinions with you, why? Because were just that fucking bored.

6) If following the trend, you may use this board to try and boast your lacking e-penis with such comments as [leomode]ZOMG DLING @ 947KB/s TORRENTZw00t[/leomode] In such cases of this, see #5.

There is of course the do not use this board rules. In such cases do not come here looking for women. We have 2 1/2. Jenni our mod, Pistolshrimp. And were still debating if Damonika is a women since s/he claimed to have tits. Assuming tits on this board may lead to surprise buttsecks. Which is not to be avoided at any costs.


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LeoNatan
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PostPosted: Sat, 1st Sep 2007 13:57    Post subject:
If you want torrents, just look at the ads... Wink
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PoorLeno




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PostPosted: Sat, 1st Sep 2007 14:05    Post subject:
There should be an anon forum, where anons could post without registering... and i'll say that everyone else is thinking. NO SOUP FOR YOU.


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