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FreeDiver




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PostPosted: Tue, 26th Jun 2007 00:29    Post subject: Shit!!!
have you ever walked on the street and suddenly stepped on ,no more or less, HORSE SHIT?!?!?!?!?

wtf its doing on the street? cant remeber horses marching there... Mad
it was huge,my leg dissapered for a few secs in there!!! Mad Mad


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KaputXino




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PostPosted: Tue, 26th Jun 2007 00:44    Post subject:
Then how do you know it is horse shit?


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JeanPerrier




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PostPosted: Tue, 26th Jun 2007 00:59    Post subject:
yes, because i used to be blind


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LeoNatan
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PostPosted: Tue, 26th Jun 2007 01:03    Post subject:
Laughing @ FreeDiver, the land full of horse shit!

Oh wait... I live there too! Crying or Very sad
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Mortibus




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PostPosted: Tue, 26th Jun 2007 02:02    Post subject: Re: Shit!!!
FreeDiver wrote:

it was huge,my leg dissapered for a few secs in there!!! Mad Mad


Laughing
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|IcedFreon|




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PostPosted: Tue, 26th Jun 2007 02:32    Post subject: Re: Shit!!!
FreeDiver wrote:
have you ever walked on the street and suddenly stepped on ,no more or less, HORSE SHIT?!?!?!?!?

wtf its doing on the street? cant remeber horses marching there... Mad
it was huge,my leg dissapered for a few secs in there!!! Mad Mad

so uh....if it was huge enough to trap a whole leg how did you miss it?
and stepping in horse shit by accident is lucky ya know.
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kuroi




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PostPosted: Tue, 26th Jun 2007 02:55    Post subject:
Wait till you step in elephant dong before you complain...

p.s. There are horses in Israel???!!88
Why was I not informed??
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|IcedFreon|




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PostPosted: Tue, 26th Jun 2007 03:01    Post subject:
kuroi wrote:
Wait till you step in elephant dong before you complain...

p.s. There are horses in Israel???!!88
Why was I not informed??

theyre really camels. but they dont know any better out there. we just leave em be
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snoop1050
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PostPosted: Tue, 26th Jun 2007 04:43    Post subject:
i live on a road that often has police horses walking down it on there way to the local football stadium/citycentre when theres a match on and they usually take a big dump almost outside my house Laughing
never stepped in it though Very Happy
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FreeDiver




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PostPosted: Tue, 26th Jun 2007 10:31    Post subject:
how did I know it was a horse shit?
well the smell,and it was amazingly huge(!!) Shocked
my shoe still stinks... Mad


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JeanPerrier




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PostPosted: Tue, 26th Jun 2007 15:19    Post subject:
so to recap: it was really stinky so you could smell from a mile away, it was amazingly huge so how the fuck did you step in it??? Shocked


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PostPosted: Tue, 26th Jun 2007 15:27    Post subject:
Oh, FreeDiver, admit it already! You put that foot of yours in there on purpose, didn't you?
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swingman




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PostPosted: Tue, 26th Jun 2007 16:51    Post subject:
LeoNatan wrote:
Oh, FreeDiver, admit it already! You put that foot of yours in there on purpose, didn't you?


Yea, just to make this thread. Or maybe he was too busy thinking about his next brilliant thread in the void. Very Happy
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Godlikez*
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PostPosted: Tue, 26th Jun 2007 22:36    Post subject:
Manure fetish? Razz


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Will I get banned for posting a horse and a nakkid black man?

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deelix
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PostPosted: Tue, 26th Jun 2007 22:58    Post subject: Re: Shit!!!
FreeDiver wrote:
have you ever walked on the street and suddenly stepped on ,no more or less, HORSE SHIT?!?!?!?!?

wtf its doing on the street? cant remeber horses marching there... Mad
it was huge,my leg dissapered for a few secs in there!!! Mad Mad
migh have been camel shit Wink
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PostPosted: Tue, 26th Jun 2007 23:46    Post subject: Re: Shit!!!
FreeDiver wrote:
have you ever walked on the street and suddenly stepped on ,no more or less, HORSE SHIT?!?!?!?!?

wtf its doing on the street? cant remeber horses marching there... Mad
it was huge,my leg dissapered for a few secs in there!!! Mad Mad



JeanPerrier wrote:
so to recap: it was really stinky so you could smell from a mile away, it was amazingly huge so how the fuck did you step in it??? Shocked


*Pistol thinks possible alien adduction by alien horse shit. It almost got you*

(could of been alien camel shit too)
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JeanPerrier




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PostPosted: Wed, 27th Jun 2007 01:33    Post subject:
*cue x-files music


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FreeDiver




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PostPosted: Fri, 29th Jun 2007 15:02    Post subject:
LeoNatan wrote:
Oh, FreeDiver, admit it already! You put that foot of yours in there on purpose, didn't you?


damm! you got me Leo Sad
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PostPosted: Thu, 5th Jul 2007 20:22    Post subject:
How could you of missed it?!
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PostPosted: Thu, 5th Jul 2007 20:48    Post subject:
I think we concluded it was on purpose, so he could post about it here. Razz
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PostPosted: Thu, 5th Jul 2007 20:51    Post subject:
Harvest that shit for fungi!
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stuart2004stuart
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PostPosted: Fri, 6th Jul 2007 00:33    Post subject:
shame it did'nt swallow you whole.

bender.
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FreeDiver




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PostPosted: Sat, 7th Jul 2007 17:23    Post subject:
stuart2004stuart wrote:
shame it did'nt swallow you whole.

bender.


thats because im a jew right? Cool


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LeoNatan
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PostPosted: Sat, 7th Jul 2007 23:44    Post subject:
Indeed! Jews ought to be swallowed by shit!

Oh, wait... I'm a Jew too...

Jews are great!
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FreeDiver




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PostPosted: Sat, 7th Jul 2007 23:54    Post subject:
LeoNatan wrote:
Indeed! Jews ought to be swallowed by shit!

Oh, wait... I'm a Jew too...

Jews are great!


Are you a JEW? HAHAHAHAH! Welcome to the club Razz Wink Smile


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PostPosted: Sun, 8th Jul 2007 00:56    Post subject:


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PostPosted: Sun, 8th Jul 2007 07:21    Post subject:
HubU wrote:


Amazing, lol. +1
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