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PostPosted: Fri, 6th Jul 2007 04:47    Post subject: So my friend just told me...
The US military has spent $7 billion on trying to develop a "gay bomb". Apparently the bomb would turn enemy militia homo for eachother.

Save the money, send Richard Simmons or something! Couldn't think of anything besides a gay bomb that would do it faster. (no homo)
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AnimalMother




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PostPosted: Fri, 6th Jul 2007 04:55    Post subject:
Are you sure you're not homo and secretly wishing that you could get hold of a gay bomb to use on your friends?


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PostPosted: Fri, 6th Jul 2007 05:16    Post subject:
....what a stupid thread, this should go to the void!


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Kristian




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PostPosted: Fri, 6th Jul 2007 05:19    Post subject:
It was all over the news about that gay bomb.
They say it makes people very horny, so they'll start humpin eachother :\

I'd love to see someone drop that one in the middle of tokyo Neutral


I hate you.
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PostPosted: Fri, 6th Jul 2007 07:03    Post subject:
AnimalMother wrote:
Are you sure you're not homo and secretly wishing that you could get hold of a gay bomb to use on your friends?


lol.


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kuroi




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PostPosted: Fri, 6th Jul 2007 07:07    Post subject:
One thing's for certain.This forum doesn't need a Gay Bomb with all the fags around here.Very Happy

What took you so long to find out btw? News from 2005...
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/4174519.stm


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PostPosted: Fri, 6th Jul 2007 07:08    Post subject:
Who's laughing now!
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sTo0z
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PostPosted: Fri, 6th Jul 2007 07:10    Post subject:
me still.


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SpykeZ




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PostPosted: Fri, 6th Jul 2007 07:14    Post subject:
It's true, you shoudl see him on the ground laughing.


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Reg67




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PostPosted: Fri, 6th Jul 2007 08:00    Post subject:
Would they use this bomb in conjunction with Gaydar? after all once the masses have been converted this would pinpoint them with the usual American accuracy in warfare, that we all know and love Very Happy
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PostPosted: Fri, 6th Jul 2007 15:48    Post subject:
Ok men back to the pile. yeah back to the pile. They took out jobs, they tooookk our jooobs

-south park, goobacks episode


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HubU
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PostPosted: Fri, 6th Jul 2007 16:18    Post subject:
I found this while searching who the fuck Richard Simmons is.

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Controversy

On March 24, 2004, Simmons was arrested and charged with assault after allegedly slapping Chris Farney, a motorcycle salesman, at Sky Harbor International Airport in Phoenix, Arizona. The salesman spotted Simmons in the crowd and said, "Look, Richard Simmons! Drop your bags, let's rock to the '50s." Simmons allegedly replied, "It's not nice to make fun of people with issues," then lightly slapped Farney's face. The motorcycle salesman, who did not suffer any injuries, called the police. All charges against Simmons were dropped.[1]


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