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WaldoJ
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 Posted: Tue, 26th Jun 2007 21:36 Post subject: FUCKING CHICKEN! |
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i set the pan on the stove
pour a bit of oil
it heats up instantly
kitchen starts getting smoky
i take the chicken out of the fridge
throw it in
grab a spatula
do a lil magic dance
and all the bubbly oil that was concentrated on the side went on my fucking hand
it's alll red and covered in boils and wont stop burning 
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TheSaint
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| Posted: Tue, 26th Jun 2007 21:52 Post subject: |
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owned, put it on water for 10 minutes. After that put a thingy on it, it will help.
imfull of scars, stupid friends put lighters on my hands. (ofcourse after i do it first)
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| Posted: Tue, 26th Jun 2007 21:54 Post subject: |
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But why blame the chicken? What did chickens ever do to you, Waldo? Do you harbor some kind of grudge against chickens now?
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WaldoJ
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| Posted: Tue, 26th Jun 2007 21:54 Post subject: |
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i kept it in ice water for roughly 10 minutes. i can barley move my hand now and i found out i'm out of rice. 
I gotta go to ths tore. Fuck. my hand looks soooooo like shit right now.
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WaldoJ
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| Posted: Tue, 26th Jun 2007 21:55 Post subject: |
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| kuroi wrote: | | But why blame the chicken? What did chickens ever do to you, Waldo? Do you harbor some kind of grudge against chickens now? |
If it weren't for the chicken i wouldn't get burnt. see. it was the chicken that splashed the burning hot oil onto my hands. 
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Jenni
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| Posted: Tue, 26th Jun 2007 22:40 Post subject: |
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Eat your hand instead of the chicken. You'll never go back to chicken again.
Hope it's not your masturbation hand or your sex life is seriously screwed.
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WaldoJ
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| Posted: Tue, 26th Jun 2007 22:43 Post subject: |
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It's my left hand, but I felt like doing a stranger today 
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WaldoJ
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| Posted: Tue, 26th Jun 2007 22:45 Post subject: |
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| Posted: Tue, 26th Jun 2007 23:12 Post subject: |
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is that your first color picture waldo?
Sense Amid Madness, Wit Amidst Folly
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WaldoJ
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| Posted: Tue, 26th Jun 2007 23:13 Post subject: |
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I got loads of colour pixturs 
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| Posted: Tue, 26th Jun 2007 23:15 Post subject: |
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coolio
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WaldoJ
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| Posted: Tue, 26th Jun 2007 23:48 Post subject: |
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shut up!
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WaldoJ
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| Posted: Tue, 26th Jun 2007 23:52 Post subject: |
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cannnibal!!!
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WaldoJ
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| Posted: Wed, 27th Jun 2007 00:12 Post subject: |
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well, can't blame you for being right!
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TheSaint
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| Posted: Wed, 27th Jun 2007 00:58 Post subject: |
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you should've put olive oil (cold, from the bottle, of course) on the burn immediately. it's one of the best natural remedies against burns if you don't have special ointments.
"Only one country can destroy NATO in 40 minutes - it's Russia"
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Jenni
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| Posted: Wed, 27th Jun 2007 01:05 Post subject: |
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There is very little muscle (=meat) in your hand, so there isn't much to eat, chicken is better. Trust me, I know.[/quote]
That's what they say about chicken feet.
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WaldoJ
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| Posted: Wed, 27th Jun 2007 01:19 Post subject: |
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yeeeuch! 
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| Posted: Wed, 27th Jun 2007 01:19 Post subject: |
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im in love with an elbow.. what do i do?
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| Posted: Wed, 27th Jun 2007 01:32 Post subject: |
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the question i have now is, whats that in the circle?
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| Posted: Wed, 27th Jun 2007 01:36 Post subject: |
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| pistolshrimp wrote: | Poor waldo.
I burnt myself too. Mine is all scabby and cool now.
Taking Chicken out of the oven. |
*drools* PS....have I ever told you what a sexy forearm you have?  |
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| Posted: Wed, 27th Jun 2007 01:57 Post subject: |
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@SpykeZ
Why no, dear sir you have not!
@JeanPerrier
That is part of my elbow bone. It lives there in that spot.
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