Uwe Boll's first game
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PostPosted: Thu, 18th Sep 2008 05:33    Post subject: Uwe Boll's first game
Uwe Boll's first game !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.gametrailers.com/player/40152.html
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PostPosted: Thu, 18th Sep 2008 06:41    Post subject:
dunno looks mediocre...
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PostPosted: Thu, 18th Sep 2008 06:49    Post subject:
Laughing

uwe boll : hmm ok let's go into video gaming business , err what do we do now ? oh yes let's make a cheap Far Cry 2 Knock off :d
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PostPosted: Thu, 18th Sep 2008 07:02    Post subject:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0970462/


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PostPosted: Thu, 18th Sep 2008 07:20    Post subject:
WaldoJ wrote:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0970462/


"endless tunnels" ha fun game...lol
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PostPosted: Thu, 18th Sep 2008 08:34    Post subject:
nothing he ever did was even close to mediocre ... it was ALL abysmal. So whatever he does next,
skip by default. Hell, don't even touch it with a stick.
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PostPosted: Thu, 18th Sep 2008 09:07    Post subject:
This games is going to ROCK, just like all his movies!!
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PostPosted: Thu, 18th Sep 2008 09:47    Post subject:
Postal wasn't that bad, the movie I mean.
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PostPosted: Thu, 18th Sep 2008 09:54    Post subject:
You have to be shitting me. Uwe Boll hasn't made ONE good movie...the best choice of these evil made movies gotta be Dungeon Siege but even that movie sucks.
That man has way to much money on his hands and he should get a new hobby like trains or plasticmodels and lock his ass away from the public Razz
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PostPosted: Thu, 18th Sep 2008 10:17    Post subject:
Can't say, I don't watch his movies, maybe he finds his artistic expression in games better than in movies.



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PostPosted: Thu, 18th Sep 2008 11:12    Post subject:
Even thou I hate Uwe Boll as the next guy, I try to be objective. Postal was a very fun and entertaining comedy, full of offensive stuff and stereotypes, that's how I like my comedies. It was rated down on IMDB simply because of Uwe Boll's name. If people didn't know Uwe Boll had affiliation with this game we'd get completely different posts in this thread right now, most likely more positive ones.


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PostPosted: Thu, 18th Sep 2008 11:19    Post subject:
Glottis wrote:
Even thou I hate Uwe Boll as the next guy, I try to be objective. Postal was a very fun and entertaining comedy, full of offensive stuff and stereotypes, that's how I like my comedies. It was rated down on IMDB simply because of Uwe Boll's name. If people didn't know Uwe Boll had affiliation with this game we'd get completely different posts in this thread right now, most likely more positive ones.

+1
I also found the movie quite funny (say 6/10, maybe because there weren't any actors who actually "acted") even though i thought it's going to suck BIG time. However, the rest of his movies is shit.
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PostPosted: Thu, 18th Sep 2008 11:29    Post subject:
Glottis wrote:
Even thou I hate Uwe Boll as the next guy, I try to be objective. Postal was a very fun and entertaining comedy, full of offensive stuff and stereotypes, that's how I like my comedies. It was rated down on IMDB simply because of Uwe Boll's name. If people didn't know Uwe Boll had affiliation with this game we'd get completely different posts in this thread right now, most likely more positive ones.


Postal was a shitty film, it tried to dare and try to provoke. Some called it a live action South Park episode but South Park actually follows dramatology & structure which Postal certainly didnt have. A film, show, etc. needs to have a structure to deliver its premise. And tbh. how on earth anyone would like a film without the above is just laughable :S


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PostPosted: Thu, 18th Sep 2008 11:42    Post subject:
omfg.....


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PostPosted: Thu, 18th Sep 2008 11:49    Post subject:
Who the fuck finances all his crap ?


WHO THE FUCK PAYS HIM ??!?!?!!?!? STOP IT !
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PostPosted: Thu, 18th Sep 2008 11:57    Post subject:
ze germanz
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PostPosted: Thu, 18th Sep 2008 12:02    Post subject:
Uwe is financed by stolen Nazi gold Very Happy
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PostPosted: Thu, 18th Sep 2008 12:19    Post subject:
well, it is actually the german culture department ... as sad as it is. Obviously its not him "personally" but its something like they add 1€ for every € spend or something.
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PostPosted: Thu, 18th Sep 2008 12:34    Post subject:
the fps's are like 10 per sec probably cause it'a a pre-alpha build


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PostPosted: Thu, 18th Sep 2008 12:44    Post subject:
why ppl with ideas and some actual skills can't have access to any kinda foundings?
it's just fukin sad
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PostPosted: Thu, 18th Sep 2008 12:54    Post subject:
That looks like utter crap with worse graphics than Call of Duty 2.


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PostPosted: Thu, 18th Sep 2008 13:22    Post subject:
Who the sam heck is Uwe Boll!? fanboyism isn't healthy, admire and enjoy the WORKS of people, don't admire the people.


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PostPosted: Thu, 18th Sep 2008 13:53    Post subject:
Mutantius wrote:
Glottis wrote:
Even thou I hate Uwe Boll as the next guy, I try to be objective. Postal was a very fun and entertaining comedy, full of offensive stuff and stereotypes, that's how I like my comedies. It was rated down on IMDB simply because of Uwe Boll's name. If people didn't know Uwe Boll had affiliation with this game we'd get completely different posts in this thread right now, most likely more positive ones.


Postal was a shitty film, it tried to dare and try to provoke. Some called it a live action South Park episode but South Park actually follows dramatology & structure which Postal certainly didnt have. A film, show, etc. needs to have a structure to deliver its premise. And tbh. how on earth anyone would like a film without the above is just laughable :S

Thank you, I thought I was going crazy there with two posts in a row saying that Postal wasn't a bad film. It's fucking shite. There, end of story, back on topic.
I really wonder who's brilliant idea it was to have a game set in bloody TUNNELS! It's got to be the cheapest, lousiest and most dull place to set a game in. You would've thought that they needed an extra hour of gameplay or something and couldn't think of anything, so they came up with the brilliant idea of having the player walk through miles of tunnels, but the fact that it's in the fucking title makes me think that they are actually proud of that idea.
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PostPosted: Thu, 18th Sep 2008 15:17    Post subject:
i don't know, if done right (yeah i know, it's uwe boll, he doesn't do anything right...) a game like that could be freaking intense - go read up on those guys who went down there in the vietnam war. some of them (of those who survived going down there) came out bat shit crazy. i could be good if done right but so it's probably gonna be shit ( i, for one, hope it's mediocre - so it's at least playable ^^)
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PostPosted: Thu, 18th Sep 2008 15:36    Post subject:
towelie_swe wrote:
Thank you, I thought I was going crazy there with two posts in a row saying that Postal wasn't a bad film. It's fucking shite.

You thought you were going crazy just because someone else's opinion is different than yours? Well in that case you might be going crazy after all.


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PostPosted: Thu, 18th Sep 2008 16:27    Post subject:
LOL
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PostPosted: Thu, 18th Sep 2008 16:29    Post subject:
Uwe makes me laugh so I like him, it's not is fault he isn't Spielberg and knowing him he doesn't want to be one anyway, he is a character thou, that petition was a great idea and it was his idea Laughing
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PostPosted: Thu, 18th Sep 2008 16:32    Post subject:
Uwe Boll's projects are probably financed by money laundering or by people using them to write off taxes.
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PostPosted: Thu, 18th Sep 2008 16:36    Post subject:
GeForce8 wrote:
the fps's are like 10 per sec probably cause it'a a pre-alpha build

just fucking die.
Do you know what pre-alpha is?
Concept drawings and storyboard..
alpha means first..
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PostPosted: Thu, 18th Sep 2008 16:48    Post subject:
crossmr wrote:
GeForce8 wrote:
the fps's are like 10 per sec probably cause it'a a pre-alpha build

just fucking die.
Do you know what pre-alpha is?
Concept drawings and storyboard..
alpha means first..

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