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|IcedFreon|




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PostPosted: Fri, 25th May 2007 05:30    Post subject: Women
Why cant they understand that "i will call you later" means just that and not "call me in an hour and blow up my phone until i pick up" ???


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tainted4ever
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PostPosted: Fri, 25th May 2007 05:54    Post subject:
Cus they have nothing better to do. We on the other hand have:
porn
video games
and shit to blow up


win


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AnimalMother




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PostPosted: Fri, 25th May 2007 06:07    Post subject:
Some women are lonely, very lonely. So are some men.


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Submiqent




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PostPosted: Fri, 25th May 2007 07:05    Post subject:
cause clearly you're not inspiriing any confidence in her. it's all your fault. don't you know women? Razz
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Reg67




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PostPosted: Fri, 25th May 2007 08:21    Post subject:
Submiqent wrote:
cause clearly you're not inspiriing any confidence in her. it's all your fault. don't you know women? Razz


hehe very true! My ex used to blame me for the pain her periods gave her - i just used to say 'i was not around when your internal organs were evolving you daft cow - a least its only once a month! I have to shave every fricking day..' needless to say this didnt help much.. so a quick exit to the boozer was in order.. Smile

Seriously though (some) women seem to be unable to take responsibility for thier own actions or behaviour.. im sure this applies to lots of men aswell, but ive not had personal experience of this. Smile
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Jenni
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PostPosted: Fri, 25th May 2007 08:53    Post subject:
Aww Freon she only wants you to help put her shoes on. Razz


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|IcedFreon|




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PostPosted: Fri, 25th May 2007 14:05    Post subject:
oh my lord......never would i ever
when it comes to fat women i just say im muslim
(no pork)


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ginge51
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PostPosted: Fri, 25th May 2007 14:09    Post subject:
you look very nice in that picture jenni Smile
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mrhelpfull




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PostPosted: Fri, 25th May 2007 14:26    Post subject:
My god, the blob Shocked
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Jenni
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PostPosted: Fri, 25th May 2007 14:48    Post subject:
ginge51 wrote:
you look very nice in that picture jenni Smile


oh oh!


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ginge51
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PostPosted: Fri, 25th May 2007 15:37    Post subject:
Jenni wrote:
ginge51 wrote:
you look very nice in that picture jenni Smile


oh oh!

i was j/k Smile

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Ankh




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PostPosted: Fri, 25th May 2007 15:48    Post subject:
ginge51 wrote:
Jenni wrote:
ginge51 wrote:
you look very nice in that picture jenni Smile


oh oh!

i was j/k Smile

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Actually, she really do look good in that picture - you should see her days when she doesnt..


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Jenni
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PostPosted: Fri, 25th May 2007 17:07    Post subject:
Now was that ban icon?

Razz


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Butt_Surfer




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PostPosted: Fri, 25th May 2007 18:18    Post subject:
That's obsession.. my sister is just like that with her bf. I don't think that's healthy at all for a relationship.
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Ankh




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PostPosted: Fri, 25th May 2007 18:36    Post subject:
Jenni wrote:
Now was that ban icon?

Razz


Hehe to save you time - i kept the icon since the last time Razz


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Bigperm




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PostPosted: Fri, 25th May 2007 18:44    Post subject:
|IcedFreon| wrote:
oh my lord......never would i ever
when it comes to fat women i just say im muslim
(no pork)


Nice1

Why cant girls understand when you say, i just want to be friends, they take it that they have to try harder, try and act all cute and shit. I dont play games, if i say, i just want to be friends, i mean it. Sure ill fuck you, but i told you, we are just friends. /rant off


Jenni wrote:
I drunk. I don't fucking care!
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Godlikez*
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PostPosted: Fri, 25th May 2007 20:35    Post subject:
ginge51 wrote:
you look very nice in that picture jenni Smile

LOL! I laughed Laughing


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Will I get banned for posting a horse and a nakkid black man?

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pistolshrimp
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PostPosted: Sun, 27th May 2007 05:24    Post subject:
ginge51 wrote:
Jenni wrote:
ginge51 wrote:
you look very nice in that picture jenni Smile


oh oh!

i was j/k Smile

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Shocked How can you say that? You must not of seen her pic. (Her real pic)

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ginge51
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PostPosted: Sun, 27th May 2007 12:15    Post subject:
why is jenni some sex goddess or something?
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Jenni
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PostPosted: Sun, 27th May 2007 13:24    Post subject:
Of course. Need you ask.Razz


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|IcedFreon|




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PostPosted: Sun, 27th May 2007 16:44    Post subject:
good fucking lord....i go out last night and she doesnt stop calling. 18 missed calls!!!!!
i told her before i went out "im not gonna stop what im doing and go outside and pick up the phone"
i dunno how i can put it any clearer to her....i say ill call u when im done yadda yadda yadda but still she either calls or texts me asking what im doing........
wtf is wrong with you women?


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PostPosted: Sun, 27th May 2007 16:50    Post subject:
Jenni wrote:
Aww Freon she only wants you to help put her shoes on. Razz


She only wants you for your body Laughing


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Unauthorized




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PostPosted: Sun, 27th May 2007 17:25    Post subject:
|IcedFreon| wrote:

wtf is wrong with you women?


All women behave like that? I did not know. Smile Crying or Very sad


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|IcedFreon|




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PostPosted: Sun, 27th May 2007 17:37    Post subject:
no they dont ALL behave like this but they ALL know what goes on in their crazy minds.
they're like a hive mind.


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pistolshrimp
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PostPosted: Sun, 27th May 2007 17:56    Post subject:
|IcedFreon| wrote:
good fucking lord....i go out last night and she doesnt stop calling. 18 missed calls!!!!!
i told her before i went out "im not gonna stop what im doing and go outside and pick up the phone"
i dunno how i can put it any clearer to her....i say ill call u when im done yadda yadda yadda but still she either calls or texts me asking what im doing........
wtf is wrong with you women?



Sorry baby, I will stop calling you now. Sad
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|IcedFreon|




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PostPosted: Sun, 27th May 2007 18:06    Post subject:
pistolshrimp wrote:
|IcedFreon| wrote:
good fucking lord....i go out last night and she doesnt stop calling. 18 missed calls!!!!!
i told her before i went out "im not gonna stop what im doing and go outside and pick up the phone"
i dunno how i can put it any clearer to her....i say ill call u when im done yadda yadda yadda but still she either calls or texts me asking what im doing........
wtf is wrong with you women?



Sorry baby, I will stop calling you now. Sad

its ok just chill back a little. i had to bring it here because you completely ignored me when i told you this morning like i was talking nonsense.


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pistolshrimp
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PostPosted: Sun, 27th May 2007 19:07    Post subject:
|IcedFreon| wrote:
pistolshrimp wrote:
|IcedFreon| wrote:
good fucking lord....i go out last night and she doesnt stop calling. 18 missed calls!!!!!
i told her before i went out "im not gonna stop what im doing and go outside and pick up the phone"
i dunno how i can put it any clearer to her....i say ill call u when im done yadda yadda yadda but still she either calls or texts me asking what im doing........
wtf is wrong with you women?



Sorry baby, I will stop calling you now. Sad

its ok just chill back a little. i had to bring it here because you completely ignored me when i told you this morning like i was talking nonsense.



But I thought you loved the sound of my voice first thing in the am. Were you lying?
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|IcedFreon|




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PostPosted: Sun, 27th May 2007 19:23    Post subject:
pistolshrimp wrote:
|IcedFreon| wrote:
pistolshrimp wrote:



Sorry baby, I will stop calling you now. Sad

its ok just chill back a little. i had to bring it here because you completely ignored me when i told you this morning like i was talking nonsense.



But I thought you loved the sound of my voice first thing in the am. Were you lying?

i do but damn let me go out and not have to check in every hour or two. LET ME LIVE!!!!


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PostPosted: Sun, 27th May 2007 19:56    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Sun, 27th May 2007 20:35    Post subject:
Most younger females are failed things that feed on cheesecake and woman's magazines while constanlty calling their mum on the cell, that's why 12-16 is the sweet spot.


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