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 Posted: Fri, 25th May 2007 20:40 Post subject: Why are there sequels to these movies? |
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Parallax_
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| Posted: Fri, 25th May 2007 20:42 Post subject: |
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Because Uwe Boll has been busy lately.... 
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nouseforaname
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| Posted: Fri, 25th May 2007 20:44 Post subject: |
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fuck yeah!
<3 Uwe Boll
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| Posted: Fri, 25th May 2007 20:51 Post subject: |
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Because there are still many blind\deaf\braindead people in this world.
Actually deafness probably won't save you from the horror of Uwe Boll.
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| Posted: Sat, 26th May 2007 14:30 Post subject: |
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Because its an easy cashcow... oh wait these are uwe bowl movies, my bad.
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| Posted: Sat, 26th May 2007 15:42 Post subject: |
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Because so many want see how crappy they really are .
Squirrely: Now come on y'all. We can't waste time arguing. There could still be survivors out there. We need to hunt them down, and kill them.
Beary: How about we kill them, and then rape their bodies so we can use their blood as lubricant.
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LeoNatan
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| Posted: Sat, 26th May 2007 16:11 Post subject: |
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SuTuRa
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WaldoJ
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| Posted: Mon, 28th May 2007 03:53 Post subject: |
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ahem. Ed Wood!
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| Posted: Mon, 28th May 2007 05:34 Post subject: |
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Oh My, he's making a Far Cry Movie!
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| Posted: Mon, 28th May 2007 05:41 Post subject: |
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Far Cry? This guy is going to direct Far Cry? WHY? HOW? WHAT?
I hope Postal isn't based on the game by Running With Scissors. But, how could he ruin that? Postal is all about indecencies which Uwe Boll knows first hand.
Waldo, ED WOOD? Who gives a shit? At least Ed Wood was so bad that he was good enough for Tim Burton to create a watachable film based on his life. Hell, Johnny Depp was Ed Wood. Who's gonna make a movie about UWE BOLL? Who would say, "Hey, you gonna go see UWE BOLL this weekend?" NOT ME! Hell, people would end up at bowling alleys confused as to why you weren't there.
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WaldoJ
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| Posted: Mon, 28th May 2007 06:54 Post subject: |
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hahah Ed Wood was a cross dressing film maker with out a stylish bone in his body. For fucks sake he wore yellow stockings with turquoise heels. GOD! Awful! Just AWFUL! That's what made him interesting. Not his movies. Fuck. He was an interesting character. Glen and Glenda. FFS!
Uwe's making shit. So what? Fuck. He's got money to do it. People will work for him. If he can't do a good movie, then hell, what can you do about it. Complain? It ain't gonna stop him. It'll put you in the ring with him. It'll give you a sore chest and a black eye.
Let the man do his lousy job and that's it. Fuck, video games are meant to be played not seen on the big screen. Half the people who go watch these shit movies never heard of the games or even seen the inside of EB games. So shut up, play the games and don't even bother with the movies.
And yes, postal is based on the video game by RWS. It got a 'good' review. The guy was too afraid to get knocked out by Uwe, so he sucked his cock in a poorly written review that made the movie sound like the next coming of christ.
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| Posted: Mon, 28th May 2007 10:27 Post subject: |
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Parallax_
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| Posted: Mon, 28th May 2007 10:35 Post subject: |
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| SuTuRa wrote: | | Why is he still in the movie business, why?? |
German tax loopholes and other exploits.
A more important question is: how does he get all these celebrities to play in his movies? |
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| Posted: Mon, 28th May 2007 14:36 Post subject: |
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Nobody Wants To Be In Far Cry
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Poor Uwe Boll. Not only is he unnaturally short, he is also a rotten filmmaker. The "director" recently try to eBay a role in his Far Cry adaptation. Bidding started at €2,498 (US $3,360). Not did the winner get five days on the set with Uwe, he or she would also have to cover things like the flight and the hotel. Any takers? No, it looks like. The idea that Uwe thinks people would pay to be in his movies, let alone watch them, is HILARIOUS. Brian Ashcraft |
http://kotaku.com/gaming/chowderhead/nobody-wants-to-be-in-far-cry-263891.php
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