Girl bites hamburger (YUM!)
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X_Dror




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PostPosted: Tue, 3rd Apr 2007 19:38    Post subject: Girl bites hamburger (YUM!)
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Girl bites Hamburger

A German girl who could not get rid of a persistent admirer in a Hamburg disco unzipped his flies, pulled out his penis - and almost bit it in half.

Emergency services found the man clutching his blood-stained member in the middle of the dance floor.

Natascha Mueller, 23, told police: "I just wanted to dance and he kept coming alongside me and would not go away."

Her victim, Andreas Baum, 39, said: "She beckoned me over and told me 'I know what you need'.

"Then she unzipped my trousers and I thought it was Xmas, and then she bit me. The pain was incredible. She almost bit it off."

The young woman, who was arrested, was six times over the legal limit for driving when breath tested.


http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2270809.html

You guys should be careful next time you harass a girl in a club.
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nouseforaname
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PostPosted: Tue, 3rd Apr 2007 20:37    Post subject:
this ho needs to be bitchslapped (obviously not literally Wink)

whatever happened to the old 'drink in the face' routine?


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Reg67




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PostPosted: Tue, 3rd Apr 2007 20:40    Post subject:
I agree it must have been annoying - but frickin eck talk about over react.. I bet she gets away with it aswell.. "justified reaction" or some such crap.. Smile
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Parallax_
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PostPosted: Tue, 3rd Apr 2007 20:41    Post subject:
She was at a disco... she knew she would get some looks. Talk about overreacting. What a psychobitch. Laughing


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Esel_Gesi
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PostPosted: Tue, 3rd Apr 2007 20:53    Post subject:
"Then she unzipped my trousers and I thought it was Xmas..."

lol, who tells a reporter that?!

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AnimalMother




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PostPosted: Tue, 3rd Apr 2007 22:12    Post subject:
See the age difference between them. What a twat.

Although obviously she's fuckin mental to do that.


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PostPosted: Tue, 3rd Apr 2007 22:51    Post subject:
I dunno, I've seen my fair share of nut cases but this does sound like a simple case of self defence.. possibly not the way most people would have gone about it (so yeah, she has a twinge of nutbar in her) but still.. the guy was willing to stick his cock in her face, he should expect something bad!
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TheSaint
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PostPosted: Tue, 3rd Apr 2007 23:08    Post subject:
What a fucking mental whore is she, anyhow all i can say is OUUCH :S:S
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Noob
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PostPosted: Wed, 4th Apr 2007 08:12    Post subject:
Biting of the penis still counts as a blow job. So at least he got some action!
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TheSaint
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PostPosted: Wed, 4th Apr 2007 11:52    Post subject:
Noob wrote:
Biting of the penis still counts as a blow job. So at least he got some action!


Well if that is count as blow job, ill fire her so she will be unemployed.
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