Shocking: 15 years old and had sex 300 times (Maury)
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KingofKings




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PostPosted: Thu, 8th Mar 2007 23:06    Post subject: Shocking: 15 years old and had sex 300 times (Maury)
What went wrong here?



On a lighter note, do you think Matt and Trey based this off of her?

http://www.squirby.com/media.cfm?vid=13&name=Cartman+goes+on+The+Maury+Povich+Show
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Parallax_
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PostPosted: Thu, 8th Mar 2007 23:18    Post subject:
Looks at those fucked up Americans and their fucked up tv-shows. Completely fucked up response from the audience.


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KingofKings




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PostPosted: Thu, 8th Mar 2007 23:19    Post subject:
I had to shut it off when I heard her voice, then I pulled up the Cartman bit... which i could withstand a lot more.
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oxyeL




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PostPosted: Thu, 8th Mar 2007 23:27    Post subject:
I'd hit it
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KingofKings




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PostPosted: Thu, 8th Mar 2007 23:27    Post subject:
mark322 wrote:
I'd hit it


with that voice?
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oxyeL




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PostPosted: Thu, 8th Mar 2007 23:28    Post subject:
KingofKings wrote:
mark322 wrote:
I'd hit it


with that voice?

I havent heard her voice yet.

Edit: Holy shit! Screw that bitch.

Edit2: My ears are bleeding Sad
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Kristian




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PostPosted: Thu, 8th Mar 2007 23:45    Post subject:
I'd hit it if I i could ducktape her mouth first.

WTF is wrong with her voice?


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oxyeL




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PostPosted: Thu, 8th Mar 2007 23:48    Post subject:
Stealth88 wrote:
I'd hit it if I i could ducktape her mouth first.

WTF is wrong with her voice?

Too much deepthroat.
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Clevesa




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PostPosted: Fri, 9th Mar 2007 00:02    Post subject:
lol, the way she moves and talks is so gay and fake.

Stupid bitch.
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PostPosted: Fri, 9th Mar 2007 00:23    Post subject:
Stealth88 wrote:
I'd hit it if I i could ducktape her mouth first.

WTF is wrong with her voice?

its GANGASTA BITCH TALK Laughing


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oxyeL




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PostPosted: Fri, 9th Mar 2007 02:04    Post subject:
They just should tell her that if she'll have that baby, she'll start looking like her momma.

Also noticed how the black chicks in the audience got so excited suddenly, probably got proud of themselves compared to such a fine piece of white trash.
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PostPosted: Fri, 9th Mar 2007 02:58    Post subject:
pfff you think that's fucked up, try watching Dr. Phills faggat ass.


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PostPosted: Fri, 9th Mar 2007 08:11    Post subject:
Parallax_ wrote:
Looks at those fucked up Americans and their fucked up tv-shows. Completely fucked up response from the audience.


QFT


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PostPosted: Fri, 9th Mar 2007 08:14    Post subject:
Why the fuck was no one in the audience laughing? That was hilarious! I was crackign up throughout the entire thing. Funniest thing I've seen in some time.
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oxyeL




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PostPosted: Fri, 9th Mar 2007 10:56    Post subject:
I think that the "piece of shit talk shows" was a german invention.
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PostPosted: Fri, 9th Mar 2007 11:17    Post subject:
WOHOO! HER VOICE IS SO GOD DAMN SEXY I HAD TO MASTURBATE TWICE!!!!! IN ONE MINUTE!!!11 I'D HIT THAT LIKE CRAZY! BUT I WOULDN'T DEEPTHROAT HER BECAUSE THAT COULD RESET HER SEXY VOICE TO NORMAL AGAIN!!1 PLEASE HAVE MY BABIES!! WE COULD RAISE A WHOLE FARM OF MINI YOU!! OINK OINK!!!11


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PostPosted: Fri, 9th Mar 2007 11:24    Post subject:
mark322 wrote:
I think that the "piece of shit talk shows" was a german invention.


Think so? I know the yankies have had it for a really long time..


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PostPosted: Fri, 9th Mar 2007 14:12    Post subject:
Geez, what a fucked up voice...


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PostPosted: Fri, 9th Mar 2007 14:37    Post subject:
SOMEONE PUT A FUCKING SHOE IN HER MOUTH SO SHE SHUTS THE FUCK UP!! GODDAMNIT!!


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PostPosted: Fri, 9th Mar 2007 15:50    Post subject:
KingofKings wrote:
mark322 wrote:
I'd hit it


with that voice?


I doubt she will talk when i put my 9 inch freddy the knocker in it. But okay, perhaps you dont get it Smile.
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PostPosted: Fri, 9th Mar 2007 16:17    Post subject:
The only fun thing was the reaction of the audiences Laughing
Not strange a girl at 15 have fucked around a little or 300 times if she got a boyfriend and they reacted before he said 15guys.
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PostPosted: Fri, 9th Mar 2007 17:08    Post subject:
lol ... you guys act like that is a 'geniune' audience.

they are acting like fools on purpose ... it's all part of the show. Not acting, but you know ... I'm sure the producer told them to act like fucking retards, yell, boo, etc before they started filming.


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PostPosted: Fri, 9th Mar 2007 17:10    Post subject:
Just go to the southern states in the US, and you're in for a surprise Razz


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PostPosted: Fri, 9th Mar 2007 17:14    Post subject:
Parallax_ wrote:
Just go to the southern states in the US, and you're in for a surprise Razz


my dad + that whole side of the family is from the US south Wink

this talk show is supposed to be over the top. made by retards, retards in the audience, retards watch it at home. you can't take it out of context. I mean, no other audience besides this one and jerry springers are allowed to act like this Razz


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PostPosted: Fri, 9th Mar 2007 17:18    Post subject:
Theres a 16 year old down my street sexually active. My ex's lil sisters old friend got pregnant at age 15....ya..


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PostPosted: Fri, 9th Mar 2007 17:28    Post subject:
White trash FTS
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AnimalMother




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PostPosted: Fri, 9th Mar 2007 17:50    Post subject:
14 year olds being sexually active isn't that unusual now. I remember back when I was 14 and in school, there were at least 10 girls in the year who were having sex with older guys.


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PostPosted: Fri, 9th Mar 2007 17:56    Post subject:
Lool, that one fucked up bitch... And that voice, pfft...
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PostPosted: Sun, 11th Mar 2007 22:53    Post subject:
put her in a food blender with a cock
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PostPosted: Sun, 11th Mar 2007 22:59    Post subject:
That Maury is a real bastard. He just laughs at these people in the face.
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