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sickarox

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Posted: Fri, 16th Feb 2007 03:32 Post subject: God's Apple of life

A little girl walks into her parents' bathroom and notices for the First time, her father's nakedness.

Immediately, she is curious: he has equipment that she doesn't have. She asks, "What are those round things hanging there, daddy?"

Proudly, he replies, "Those, sweetheart, are God's Apples of Life.

Without them we wouldn't be here."

Puzzled, she seeks her mommy out and tells her what daddy has said.

To which mommy asks, "Did he say anything about the dead branch they're hanging from?"

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Posted: Fri, 16th Feb 2007 03:54 Post subject:

Oooooooooooooooooooooh!

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Posted: Fri, 16th Feb 2007 05:03 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

ROFLMAO!!!! NEW GUY FTW!!!

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Posted: Fri, 16th Feb 2007 08:36 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

Hfric?? Or someone else?

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Posted: Fri, 16th Feb 2007 11:52 Post subject:

pistolshrimp wrote:

Hfric??

Or someone else?

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Posted: Fri, 16th Feb 2007 11:56 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

I giggled for a sec.

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Posted: Fri, 16th Feb 2007 11:57 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

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Posted: Fri, 16th Feb 2007 12:04 Post subject:

SpykeZ wrote:

ROFLMAO!!!! NEW GUY FTW!!!

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Posted: Fri, 16th Feb 2007 13:26 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

this funny i read this in romanian but funny too i have good computer p4 2hz 512mb geforce fx5200 i play doom 3 now maybe buy half life 2 soon

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