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 Posted: Tue, 6th Mar 2007 22:45 Post subject: To whom it may concern... |
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Someone has deleted my plea for better threads! I want retribution, and I seek damages! Much like that McDonalds lady, I want 20 million billion dollars, in cash - send it to my mom, couse it would probably look stupid in my "cassette per letter" mailbox. And if I don't get it by tomorrow, I'm going to be even more upset.
This is why I'm upset right now though - So, imagine a total idiot, and then imagine me being that total idiot. I know, I know - it's hard, but do it non the less for the sake of an argument. So, I'm strolling around, minding my own business, when a pimple-faced Islamic extremist (I'm sure) goes up to me, and says - "Hey, do you want a present?". At this point, I should probably mention, that I did want a present, and also that this joke of a human was wearing a shirt qualifying him as a person in authority to dispense telecom-related memorabilia.
"Yes", I squeak, trying real hard to remember when anyone's ever been this nice to me, momentarily forgetting all my hate towards all things. "So, " the sod continues, "What's your current telecom operator?". I ponder this question for a full half hour before the following logical circuit closes, and a generally positive feeling fills me from top to bottom:
"Since I already have the operator he's trying to talk me into getting, then the present is sort of a "valued customer" deal, let's see what else he's going to tell me to do, god I hope it's not sexual favors."
A few minutes later, I'm already signing a document. Note, dear flamers, this is where you should focus your mind ramblings on. And, let it, at the very least, be a lesson to all persons here equally or more dumb that I am (someone pm hfric, I fear for his financial situation already). But in my defense, all this evil son of a donkey said was - "this is the phone you'd be getting” and “sign here". Maybe he asked me for my number too. Right.
So, the glee lasted for the grand total of 5 minutes. As I tried to make sense of the odd symbols on the page I received as proof that my present will shortly arrive in my "cassette per letter" (see above), I came into realization that this was the absolute worst present I've ever gotten, maybe not counting that sweater my grandmother gave me for my 10th birthday. Apparently, much like the sweater that itched like a motherfucker, this "present" came with a hidden surprise bill of ... 10€ +10€ every month for at least 18 months. I was conned. This is how hookers must feel right before they get paid, except I didn't even have that bit of joy coming my way.
This all occurred not five days ago, and I vividly remember the communist jerk telling me, that it would take about two weeks for my "cassette per letter" to fill up with free nokia goodness. Even though I already admitted defeat in the struggle to get back my monies, I thought that at least the cheapest nokia phone around could bring me a little joy. Today, my hopes got up as I noticed that my phone failed to register my SIM-card with whatswhat in the ether that makes the whole cellular thing so great. From this, my infertile brain deduced, that alas - my new telephone goodness has arrived already, and that I should go and load it with class cracktros to annoy people on the subway.
Well, guess what - it didn't. And now I have no phone, no friends, no 20 million billion dollars (yet), and nothing to do but to wait for the good people of TELE2 to please send me something I can use for calling hoes and ordering pizzas.
Who wants to take bets on whether I’ll be reimbursed for my 10€ credit that was on my previous SIM? Keep in mind that this is THE SAME company, offering practically SAME service. Also, go easy on the flaming - sure I was dumb enough to buy the ruse, but since I last checked the only downside of presents is that they are sometimes itchy.
The End.
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| Posted: Tue, 6th Mar 2007 23:03 Post subject: |
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deelix
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| Posted: Wed, 7th Mar 2007 00:06 Post subject: |
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So what are you all having to dinner?
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| Posted: Wed, 7th Mar 2007 00:26 Post subject: |
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Lasagna! YAY!
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| Posted: Wed, 7th Mar 2007 00:27 Post subject: |
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| AnimalMother wrote: | | deelix wrote: | | So what are you all having to dinner? |
I had a footlong chicken sub. The creepy guy serving me started talking about my eye colour or some shit, so I said "Look just give me the bloody sub mate i'm in a rush" and it shut him up.  |
 I was just thinking about my eye colour  I dunno what my eye colour is. 
| Sin317 wrote: | | I win, you lose. Or Go fuck yourself. |
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| Posted: Wed, 7th Mar 2007 02:06 Post subject: |
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Oh, I see what you are doing there, very clever. Well, I'm going to ignore this thread too. Fuck it. My eyecolor is blue/green depending on the breaks. Also, they tell me it changes from time to time. It's odd. I remember our neighbour's cat had totally different eyecolors - one lime green and the other dark yellow. I wish I had eyes. Oh well.
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| Posted: Wed, 7th Mar 2007 07:25 Post subject: |
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| WaldoJ wrote: | | AnimalMother wrote: | | deelix wrote: | | So what are you all having to dinner? |
I had a footlong chicken sub. The creepy guy serving me started talking about my eye colour or some shit, so I said "Look just give me the bloody sub mate i'm in a rush" and it shut him up. |
I was just thinking about my eye colour I dunno what my eye colour is. |
well, your eyes are in my sig.....btu then again your monitor is fucked up and they look yellow, so I'll just say their bright neon green 
btw..I had grilled cheese for supper, oh and lays potato chips |
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| Posted: Wed, 7th Mar 2007 12:28 Post subject: |
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| WaldoJ wrote: | | I was just thinking about my eye colour I dunno what my eye colour is. |
your eyevolor is russian  |
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WaldoJ
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| Posted: Wed, 7th Mar 2007 15:05 Post subject: |
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| JeanPerrier wrote: | | WaldoJ wrote: | | I was just thinking about my eye colour I dunno what my eye colour is. |
your eyevolor is russian |
your eyecolor is SHUT THE FUCK UP!
| Sin317 wrote: | | I win, you lose. Or Go fuck yourself. |
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Had this happen too, what you do is the following and its dead set to work, first you get a counterobligation on act 4.171 of statelaw for forwarding practices applying for a statuatory declaration. Then you drop down to your main office, get sheet 614A(its well known so just mention this sheet), fill that out and clearly describe the problem and at the end file for temporary insanity(i know this might sound strange but it worked for me and it also worked for my mate, apparently you can apply for this since at the time of signing the contract you weren't fully thinking straight - this due to family problems or you might just actually be a nutcase whatever they have no business knowing what your cause is - if they do send you a sheet on which you see the number AZ821 which is the form for proof of sanity just visit your local doctor and have him write up a phony paper of how sick you were that day). Once thats done, filing should take about a week or two, you should receive a letter from the main office with your slip as well as their counterclaim, fill that out and use the reprimand law 6.217 to fully reimburse your 10€+10€ and cancel your 18 month subscription you did not want in the first place.
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| Posted: Tue, 13th Mar 2007 18:00 Post subject: |
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| WaldoJ wrote: | | JeanPerrier wrote: | | WaldoJ wrote: | | I was just thinking about my eye colour I dunno what my eye colour is. |
your eyevolor is russian |
your eyecolor is SHUT THE FUCK UP!
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when i look at my sign then i think Jean is right |
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