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Mutantius
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Posts: 18594
Location: In Elektro looking for beans
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 Posted: Mon, 6th Sep 2004 06:55 Post subject: [EBAY]WIFE FOR SALE 1964 Model, No Prior Marriages, No Kids! |
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Very Curvey, 1964 Model Single Woman in British Columbia Canada AUCTION OFF FOR MARRIAGE. No previous marriages, no children. Disease free, no drugs, non-smoking.
I am kind, fun, caring, compassionate, empathetic, loving, an all around good person. I have spent my adult life working wtih adults with Developmental Disabilities. I have given up on waiting for my Prince Charming to show up so now..i offer myself to the highest bidder. No weirdos please (even though this ad seems wierd, I am quite serious) ONLY SERIOUS BIDDERS PLEASE.
Well start your biddings
She will ship to these Regions:
Canada, Mexico and Central America, South America, Asia, Australasia, Europe, United States, Caribbean
Simply amazing 
http://cgi.ebay.ca/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5518378791
"Why don't you zip it, Zipfero?" - fraich3
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Hitman02
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Posts: 709
Location: USA
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| Posted: Mon, 6th Sep 2004 08:32 Post subject: |
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lol man when will it stop, every time something crazy comes up, waht will ne next,
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| Posted: Mon, 6th Sep 2004 09:43 Post subject: |
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shes a dog. looks like one of my teachers crossed with that main woman from footballers wives.
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| Stealth88 and Lod|_Dod| wrote: | | "And the winner is.... Sublime!" That fucking kid is always right. Sublime FTW! |
http://artpad.art.com/?irqy7s4162w <3 you too
Last edited by Sublime on Mon, 6th Sep 2004 09:48; edited 2 times in total
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| Posted: Wed, 8th Sep 2004 13:17 Post subject: |
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"No weirdos please"
Hahahahahaha!!
Who's the weirdo??
Ahhh stupidity...
If something is too hard to do, it's not worth doing...
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| Posted: Wed, 8th Sep 2004 13:49 Post subject: |
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I'd probably stick it to her.
Im a cockfag
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| Posted: Wed, 8th Sep 2004 18:09 Post subject: |
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| Posted: Wed, 8th Sep 2004 18:19 Post subject: |
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Starting bid US $20,000,000.00
WTF
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| Posted: Wed, 8th Sep 2004 18:43 Post subject: |
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| Sublime wrote: | | a postit stamp? |
Of course - what else could I have meant?!
Im a cockfag
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Saner
Posts: 6876
Location: Uk
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| Posted: Wed, 8th Sep 2004 20:16 Post subject: |
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do you think she is gonna be emotionally disturbed that no-one has bid for her ?
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I saw things like that in here and in other "woman problems" topics so...... Am I the only one that thinks some authorities needs to be alerted about Saner and him possibly being a rapist and/or kidnapper ? |
Saner is not being serious. Unless its the subject of Santa!
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| Posted: Wed, 8th Sep 2004 21:11 Post subject: |
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i wasnt sure, maybe some pins but that would be cruel.... maybe drain some of her fat idk
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TheGuvnor
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Location: Um......here ? No wait.....over here......hang on...............
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I particularly liked the line "Purchaser to email with contact information to disuss payment options and possession date."
LMFAO !!
Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you're a cun........
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