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PostPosted: Sat, 6th Jan 2007 22:53    Post subject: Worst birthday present ever! :( *cry*
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PostPosted: Sat, 6th Jan 2007 22:56    Post subject:
fuck me. I fucking hate rich kids.


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PostPosted: Sat, 6th Jan 2007 22:58    Post subject:
Oh

My

God


Seriously. She told him what car she wanted. She told him everything. Even the colour. And the guy messed that up. Laughing Stop working 17 hours a day and listen to your daughter! Fucking lawyers! Maxima H8!


Yes the girl is a tad spoiled. Rolling Eyes Razz Laughing


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PostPosted: Sat, 6th Jan 2007 23:01    Post subject:
WaldoJ wrote:
Oh

My

God


Seriously. She told him what car she wanted. She told him everything. Even the colour. And the guy messed that up. Laughing Stop working 17 hours a day and listen to your daughter! Fucking lawyers! Maxima H8!


Yes the girl is a tad spoiled. Rolling Eyes Razz Laughing


perhaps yes, but spoiled brat shouldn't whine. She gets a car for christ sake


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PostPosted: Sat, 6th Jan 2007 23:06    Post subject:
No seriously. Look. She told him everything. The make. The brand. The colour. He gets two right. Neutral cause the first two are an issue of money. That's all he cares about. The colour is an issue of love and knowledge of your daughter.

it's the colour that matters. not the car!!!!


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PostPosted: Sat, 6th Jan 2007 23:08    Post subject:
I hope you are being sarcastic Waldo Razz

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PostPosted: Sat, 6th Jan 2007 23:11    Post subject:
I would have driven that car up her arse.


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PostPosted: Sat, 6th Jan 2007 23:18    Post subject:
Today my dad told me that he's not gonna let me drive his car next week because I forgot to switch the rear window heating button last night :\
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PostPosted: Sat, 6th Jan 2007 23:21    Post subject:
LOL Mark, is your father one of these tough-strict Russian dads?
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PostPosted: Sat, 6th Jan 2007 23:24    Post subject:
here you go dumb bitch, a blue one Razz



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PostPosted: Sat, 6th Jan 2007 23:25    Post subject:
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I hope you are being sarcastic Waldo Razz


Sarcastic? Are you kidding me! The father obviously just bought her the car because she wanted it. She told him she wanted it. So he got it for her. Does he know his daughter well enough to know what she actually likes? NO!

I'm not being sarcastic. Yes, she's a spoiled brat. Yes, it's a nice fucking car.

But where's the actual love? Tenderness? That family's all about money, and the girl, even though being a spoiled bitch, actually wanted something concrete. Something that shows that she's not just some rich whore from a family that cares only about money. She wanted her father to show that he actually understands her. That he loves her. And what does he do?

yeah yeah, I’ll get you the car sweetie, here have a diamond bracelet, it’ll tie you over to your birthday!

I'm not being sarcastic. I want a car like that too. But she obviously has gotten better gifts before. Diamonds. Gold. Platinum. Anything and everything she ever wanted. And this time, just this time, she wanted something that really mattered. A blue fucking car.

And what does she get? RED!
FUCKING BULL SHIT!!

Seriously! I fucking hope his fourth wife wont put out for the next couple months. Mistreating your own daughter like that. FUCKING DISGUSTING!


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PostPosted: Sat, 6th Jan 2007 23:27    Post subject:
X_Dror wrote:
LOL Mark, is your father one of these tough-strict Russian dads?

Not that strict...
But in this case he just doesn't like my friends touching his car.
"Who got in my car with dirty shoes?" and stuff.
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PostPosted: Sat, 6th Jan 2007 23:31    Post subject:
WaldoJ wrote:
X_Dror wrote:
I hope you are being sarcastic Waldo Razz


Sarcastic? Are you kidding me! The father obviously just bought her the car because she wanted it. She told him she wanted it. So he got it for her. Does he know his daughter well enough to know what she actually likes? NO!

I'm not being sarcastic. Yes, she's a spoiled brat. Yes, it's a nice fucking car.

But where's the actual love? Tenderness? That family's all about money, and the girl, even though being a spoiled bitch, actually wanted something concrete. Something that shows that she's not just some rich whore from a family that cares only about money. She wanted her father to show that he actually understands her. That he loves her. And what does he do?

yeah yeah, I’ll get you the car sweetie, here have a diamond bracelet, it’ll tie you over to your birthday!

I'm not being sarcastic. I want a car like that too. But she obviously has gotten better gifts before. Diamonds. Gold. Platinum. Anything and everything she ever wanted. And this time, just this time, she wanted something that really mattered. A blue fucking car.

And what does she get? RED!
FUCKING BULL SHIT!!

Seriously! I fucking hope his fourth wife wont put out for the next couple months. Mistreating your own daughter like that. FUCKING DISGUSTING!


There's some sense with what you say, but it's quite too speculative.
Her brother and that other chick seems to be quite normal and also thought that the present was perfectly okay. The mother have also seemed to be pretty pissed and I guess they know what they are talking about.
Usually, we men, don't care about colors of things, we just want things to be practical and cool. Most women tend to care about colors and these minor things that are not important at all. So I still she's just a spoiled stupid girl.

Mark - Ah I see. Well then it just seems that your father really likes his car. What car is it?
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PostPosted: Sat, 6th Jan 2007 23:33    Post subject:
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Mark - Ah I see. Well then it just seems that your father really likes his car. What car is it?

He doesn't like his car.. Just doesn't like when I drive it Very Happy .
And it's a Skoda octavia.
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PostPosted: Sun, 7th Jan 2007 00:02    Post subject:
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There's some sense with what you say, but it's quite too speculative.
Her brother and that other chick seems to be quite normal and also thought that the present was perfectly okay. The mother have also seemed to be pretty pissed and I guess they know what they are talking about.
Usually, we men, don't care about colors of things, we just want things to be practical and cool. Most women tend to care about colors and these minor things that are not important at all. So I still she's just a spoiled stupid girl.
To me it looks like the family is distant. They may have dinners together. They're all showered with gifts. But they're distant. Psychologically. Mentally. Emotionally. Money talks in that family. It's all that's important. Money = Love.

Her friend is her friend because she has money. I bet you 10$ that her friend slept with her boyfriend on several occasions and vice versa. And they had several hair pulling fights but they’ve remained friends.

To her the car didn't matter. You can see that. It’s the colour that caught her eye. She didn't look at anything else. Not the nice form. Not the pretty hubcaps. Nothing. It was the colour. She wanted blue. like i said, she'd be happy with a Mercedes as long as it was blue. Smile

I'm quite sure if he got a mercedes and not this car (no matter if the mercedes was made of gold, but painted blue) she'd still get angry.

She is spoiled. But seriously. A caring father would remember the colour of the car his daughter would want. This to me is just awful!

And yet she's the bad girl because she gets bitchy. Fuck. Sad


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PostPosted: Sun, 7th Jan 2007 00:14    Post subject:
Bitchy girl, at least she has a fucking car...


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PostPosted: Sun, 7th Jan 2007 00:24    Post subject:
@waldo, you should have a look here Wink

http://www.usingenglish.com/reference/idioms/don't+look+a+gift+horse+in+the+mouth.html


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PostPosted: Sun, 7th Jan 2007 00:55    Post subject:
i should go over to the states and care of her in the car.
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PostPosted: Sun, 7th Jan 2007 00:56    Post subject:
Haha great video thanks Very Happy

And the girl is still hawt even if she is spoiled Smile


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PostPosted: Sun, 7th Jan 2007 01:06    Post subject:
nouseforaname wrote:
@waldo, you should have a look here Wink

http://www.usingenglish.com/reference/idioms/don't+look+a+gift+horse+in+the+mouth.html


Laughing Wink

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PostPosted: Sun, 7th Jan 2007 01:20    Post subject:
some people should just get shot...


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PostPosted: Sun, 7th Jan 2007 01:29    Post subject:
Haha then they'll complain that the bullet you shot them with wasn't shiny enough!

Send them all off to the factory to work for a while


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PostPosted: Sun, 7th Jan 2007 01:33    Post subject:
Argh sweet sixteen bitches, bah.


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PostPosted: Sun, 7th Jan 2007 02:23    Post subject:
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Haha then they'll complain that the bullet you shot them with wasn't shiny enough!

Send them all off to the factory to work for a while

HAHAHA


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PostPosted: Sun, 7th Jan 2007 02:59    Post subject:
OMFG that dad did his best to buy her a cool car. And what does the spoiled whore brad do, whine about the color!!! OMFG PLEASE RECONSIDER ABORTION PLEASE!!!
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PostPosted: Sun, 7th Jan 2007 05:18    Post subject:
You're wrong Saint. I know where Waldo is coming from and he's hitting the nail right on the head.
The best gift a child can get is love, the father doesn't understand this. He's losing his family because he cares more about his work and tries to compensate love by buying expensive gifts. He's so distant from his daughter that he knows nothing about her.


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PostPosted: Sun, 7th Jan 2007 06:59    Post subject:
Its a publicity stunt for a e-bay/domino's competition.. check out the link at the end of the last video..
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PostPosted: Sun, 7th Jan 2007 09:02    Post subject:
WaldoJ wrote:
X_Dror wrote:
There's some sense with what you say, but it's quite too speculative.
Her brother and that other chick seems to be quite normal and also thought that the present was perfectly okay. The mother have also seemed to be pretty pissed and I guess they know what they are talking about.
Usually, we men, don't care about colors of things, we just want things to be practical and cool. Most women tend to care about colors and these minor things that are not important at all. So I still she's just a spoiled stupid girl.
To me it looks like the family is distant. They may have dinners together. They're all showered with gifts. But they're distant. Psychologically. Mentally. Emotionally. Money talks in that family. It's all that's important. Money = Love.

Her friend is her friend because she has money. I bet you 10$ that her friend slept with her boyfriend on several occasions and vice versa. And they had several hair pulling fights but they’ve remained friends.

To her the car didn't matter. You can see that. It’s the colour that caught her eye. She didn't look at anything else. Not the nice form. Not the pretty hubcaps. Nothing. It was the colour. She wanted blue. like i said, she'd be happy with a Mercedes as long as it was blue. Smile

I'm quite sure if he got a mercedes and not this car (no matter if the mercedes was made of gold, but painted blue) she'd still get angry.

She is spoiled. But seriously. A caring father would remember the colour of the car his daughter would want. This to me is just awful!

And yet she's the bad girl because she gets bitchy. Fuck. Sad


The thing is you know nothing about this, about her father or her. When buying a car it aint always possible to get the things you want in it or colour etc. Buying a new car will get you what you want but new cars take times to build so buying a new one may take months, and since she's maybe to stupid to realise that she told her parents what she wanted maybe a couple weeks ahead so they had no time buying blue, so instead they bought the next best thing, another colour but still a new good car.
So pls dont say here father dont know what colour she wanted or that she doesnt know here daughter. If you listen to what he says he even says it when she first says its red.

So only thing you can be proud of being right on is that she's a spoiled brat.
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PostPosted: Sun, 7th Jan 2007 09:50    Post subject:
X_Dror wrote:
I hope you are being sarcastic Waldo Razz

I would have jumped out of joy if my father would have bought me A Lamborghini Murcielago, especially if it had the gay flag colors on it Razz


That's what Xdror really meant to type. Very Happy


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