Fish have dick
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Freakness
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PostPosted: Wed, 1st Nov 2006 12:16    Post subject: Fish have dick
Omg I was eating fish today and saw a fockeng fish dick GROSS Shocked Made me almost throw up.
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Ankh




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PostPosted: Wed, 1st Nov 2006 13:05    Post subject: Re: Fish have dick
Freakness wrote:
Omg I was eating fish today and saw a fockeng fish dick GROSS Shocked Made me almost throw up.


So I guess you went back and bought a couple of more?


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PostPosted: Wed, 1st Nov 2006 13:38    Post subject:
Brings a whole new meaning to the word "fishsticks".
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Lutzifer
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PostPosted: Wed, 1st Nov 2006 14:16    Post subject:
so you tell us that devouring a freshly gutted fish doesnt phase you, but if it has a dick you have to throw up? Wow. Thats like throwing up, because you ate the asshole-part of a chicken or noticed that animals where actually alive and have had eyes and ears and shit...
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Freakness
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PostPosted: Wed, 1st Nov 2006 14:18    Post subject: Re: Fish have dick
Anthirs wrote:
So I guess you went back and bought a couple of more?
No I think I'll engage jihad against them. Goddamn fish is dirty. Confused
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PostPosted: Wed, 1st Nov 2006 15:11    Post subject:
So your telling me all the fish in the sea have one dick, one dick to share among them ?


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PostPosted: Wed, 1st Nov 2006 15:17    Post subject:
Lutzifer wrote:
so you tell us that devouring a freshly gutted fish doesnt phase you, but if it has a dick you have to throw up? Wow. Thats like throwing up, because you ate the asshole-part of a chicken or noticed that animals where actually alive and have had eyes and ears and shit...


Some parts like eyes, throat and etc. are quite disgusting but parts like chest, legs and etc. look perfectly well for eating! They are sexy!
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Freakness
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PostPosted: Wed, 1st Nov 2006 15:47    Post subject:
fraich3 wrote:
So your telling me all the fish in the sea have one dick, one dick to share among them ?
Well, I have never seen a fish pussy, so yeah. If I ever see a fish pussy then I think I'll puke for a long time. Some food is disgusting. Mad But that fish penis was a like a miniature of human penis...


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Ankh




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PostPosted: Wed, 1st Nov 2006 15:48    Post subject:
Freakness wrote:
Well, I have never seen a fish pussy, so yeah. If I ever see a fish pussy then I think I'll puke for a long time. Some food is disgusting. Mad


...but a pussy that smells fish? Smile


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PostPosted: Thu, 2nd Nov 2006 01:31    Post subject:
One more reason not to eat fish

I dont like fish at all.

Well, I like lobster with lots of garlic butter...but is lobster a fish? Where's the dick on a lobster?


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PostPosted: Thu, 2nd Nov 2006 01:44    Post subject:
it s the lobstrosity at the pointy end of it Very Happy
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PostPosted: Thu, 2nd Nov 2006 01:52    Post subject:
Lutzifer wrote:
it s the lobstrosity at the pointy end of it Very Happy


i dont think i eat that part Smile


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pistolshrimp
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PostPosted: Thu, 2nd Nov 2006 04:25    Post subject:
Holy fucking shit, there is no such thing as a fish dick. They do the whole external fertilisation thing. The female fish lays eggs and the males shoots sperm all over them in the sand, or plants. Then they aerate them. Then leave, die and rot, some live on.

Very few fish have live birth. (internal fert).

Freakness
probably saw a badly cleaned fish urethra, which shouldn’t be there if it is cleaned properly.



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PostPosted: Thu, 2nd Nov 2006 06:09    Post subject:
SycoShaman wrote:
Lutzifer wrote:
it s the lobstrosity at the pointy end of it Very Happy


i dont think i eat that part Smile

Wishing thinking eh?


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Freakness
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PostPosted: Thu, 2nd Nov 2006 07:46    Post subject:
Go to hell everybody, it was penis and I saw it.I think its somekind of jewish conspiracy to scare the hell out of christian child.
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PostPosted: Thu, 2nd Nov 2006 08:29    Post subject:
Freakness wrote:
Go to hell everybody, it was penis and I saw it.




I think its somekind of jewish conspiracy to scare the hell out of christian child.

I see your tiny writting. Perhaps people should take closer look at it.








No, It was not, it is a cloaca. Sad
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Buddymander
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PostPosted: Thu, 2nd Nov 2006 09:09    Post subject:
Freakness wrote:
Go to hell everybody, it was penis and I saw it.I think its somekind of jewish conspiracy to scare the hell out of christian child.

Yeah but what did it taste like?

Its those damn jews at it again, there so silly.


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Freakness
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PostPosted: Thu, 2nd Nov 2006 09:43    Post subject:
I didnt eat it. I threw it away and went to the church.
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PostPosted: Thu, 2nd Nov 2006 17:01    Post subject:
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