I hate it when my mouth get hits
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X_Dror




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PostPosted: Mon, 2nd Oct 2006 00:19    Post subject: I hate it when my mouth get hits
I was playing basketball 2 days ago, and while guarding someone I got his elbow right into my lips making my teeth smash them :/
It got even worse now.
Though it's not as bad as the time befroe it when again, during a basketball game I got another elbow smashing my mouth from below, making my teeth cut my tongue... ahh damn it, I couldn't chew for a week Sad

Conclusion - Baksetball = pain.
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Stormwolf




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PostPosted: Mon, 2nd Oct 2006 00:21    Post subject:
sports=pain
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AnimalMother




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PostPosted: Mon, 2nd Oct 2006 00:39    Post subject:
Rugby = pain.


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SycoShaman
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PostPosted: Mon, 2nd Oct 2006 00:44    Post subject:
Sports = fun
pain = fun


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Pizda2




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PostPosted: Mon, 2nd Oct 2006 01:24    Post subject:
Mouth hit, lol makes me think of my ex when she was fucking pissed at me and hit me 5 times on the face.


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PostPosted: Mon, 2nd Oct 2006 02:20    Post subject:
Pizda2 wrote:
Mouth hit, lol makes me think of my ex when she was fucking pissed at me and hit me 5 times on the face.


Sounds like real love Laughing



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pistolshrimp
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PostPosted: Mon, 2nd Oct 2006 05:56    Post subject:
Well, I have a sore neck ATM. I like being a girl. I don't have to play rough sports.
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SycoShaman
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PostPosted: Mon, 2nd Oct 2006 06:14    Post subject:
pistolshrimp wrote:
Well, I have a sore neck ATM. I like being a girl. I don't have to play rough sports.


Want a massage? Very Happy Wink


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pistolshrimp
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PostPosted: Mon, 2nd Oct 2006 06:16    Post subject:
SycoShaman wrote:
pistolshrimp wrote:
Well, I have a sore neck ATM. I like being a girl. I don't have to play rough sports.


Want a massage? Very Happy Wink



Sure Very Happy


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SycoShaman
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PostPosted: Mon, 2nd Oct 2006 06:17    Post subject:
pistolshrimp wrote:
SycoShaman wrote:
pistolshrimp wrote:
Well, I have a sore neck ATM. I like being a girl. I don't have to play rough sports.


Want a massage? Very Happy Wink



Sure? Very Happy


Alright, when does your plane land in Toronto? Smile


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pistolshrimp
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PostPosted: Mon, 2nd Oct 2006 06:17    Post subject:
SycoShaman wrote:
pistolshrimp wrote:
SycoShaman wrote:


Want a massage? Very Happy Wink



Sure? Very Happy


Alright, when does your plane land in Toronto? Smile


hehe
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Submiqent




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PostPosted: Mon, 2nd Oct 2006 16:03    Post subject:
SycoShaman wrote:
Sports = fun
pain = fun


despite the fact i have played wow, QFT
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|IcedFreon|




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PostPosted: Mon, 2nd Oct 2006 16:08    Post subject:
pistolshrimp wrote:
SycoShaman wrote:
pistolshrimp wrote:



Sure? Very Happy


Alright, when does your plane land in Toronto? Smile


hehe

watch out, Syco got his massage lessons from Sexy Beach 3
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Pizda2




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PostPosted: Mon, 2nd Oct 2006 17:15    Post subject:
SycoShaman wrote:
pistolshrimp wrote:
Well, I have a sore neck ATM. I like being a girl. I don't have to play rough sports.


Want a massage? Very Happy Wink


Why yes, that would be delightful! Very Happy


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PostPosted: Mon, 2nd Oct 2006 17:22    Post subject:
@Ice
Never heard of sexy beach 3 (is that porn) (2nd question;more importantly- if yes, is it good porn?)


@syco
I haven't booked it yet. So... uh, do you have stong thumbs?
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oxyeL




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PostPosted: Mon, 2nd Oct 2006 17:40    Post subject:
Mmmm.... I'm on the opposite. I like getting hurt while playing basketball, because that way I become enraged and more eager to win. The more I get hit, the more I develop hatred towards my opponent and go berserk.
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PostPosted: Mon, 2nd Oct 2006 17:58    Post subject:
mark322 wrote:
Mmmm.... I'm on the opposite. I like getting hurt while playing basketball, because that way I become enraged and more eager to win. The more I get hit, the more I develop hatred towards my opponent and go berserk.


Until they knock you out. Or fuck you up so you can't play for a while. LOL




@everyone else
I hate team sports. It is a huge flaw. I don't like the feeling of letting the team down if I fail. When I was young I used to do these little ski races. That was cool. If I did shitty it was ok. I let down my parents but nothing was ever good enough anyway so I just stopped caring and raced my own time.
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PostPosted: Mon, 2nd Oct 2006 18:12    Post subject:
pistolshrimp wrote:


@syco
do you have stong thumbs?


Laughing that question has nothing to do with that thumb orgasm topic right Laughing


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oxyeL




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PostPosted: Mon, 2nd Oct 2006 18:16    Post subject:
pistolshrimp wrote:


Until they knock you out. Or fuck you up so you can't play for a while. LOL

That never happend. Well... Not in basketball.. Happend once on a box competition Sad.
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SycoShaman
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PostPosted: Mon, 2nd Oct 2006 18:52    Post subject:
JeanPerrier wrote:
pistolshrimp wrote:


@syco
do you have stong thumbs?


Laughing that question has nothing to do with that thumb orgasm topic right Laughing


Laughing Laughing

@pistol

Yeah, Ive got strong hands and a good grip Very Happy Cool Laughing


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PostPosted: Mon, 2nd Oct 2006 19:06    Post subject:
pistolshrimp wrote:
@Ice
Never heard of sexy beach 3 (is that porn) (2nd question;more importantly- if yes, is it good porn?)

http://www.nfohump.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=26844
watch the video in the thread
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Praetori




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PostPosted: Mon, 2nd Oct 2006 21:07    Post subject:
pistolshrimp wrote:
Well, I have a sore neck ATM. I like being a girl. I don't have to play rough sports.


In Canada, guys are required to practice a rough sport?

Cool.
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PostPosted: Tue, 3rd Oct 2006 00:18    Post subject:
SycoShaman wrote:
JeanPerrier wrote:
pistolshrimp wrote:


@syco
do you have stong thumbs?


Laughing that question has nothing to do with that thumb orgasm topic right Laughing


Laughing Laughing

@pistol

Yeah, Ive got strong hands and a good grip Very Happy Cool Laughing

ya good hands, strong grip whatever. The thumbs? What about the thumbs? Very Happy





|IcedFreon| wrote:
pistolshrimp wrote:
@Ice
Never heard of sexy beach 3 (is that porn) (2nd question;more importantly- if yes, is it good porn?)

http://www.nfohump.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=26844
watch the video in the thread



Ok the end of that trailer was the funniest thing I have seen in ages. LOL
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PostPosted: Tue, 3rd Oct 2006 04:46    Post subject:
@pistol

My thumbs are super strong Smile I wouldnt need my thumb tho you know? Ive got the advanced version of that technique down.

Why have your women on her stomach, not facing you when you can have her on her back, kiss her up and still accomplish the samething as the thumb, but with 2 fingers Smile

I like to see the results of my efforts you know? There's nothing sexier than a hot woman moaning and squirming around because of what im doing...makes me weak tho Smile


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PostPosted: Tue, 3rd Oct 2006 06:02    Post subject:
SycoShaman wrote:
@pistol

My thumbs are super strong Smile I wouldnt need my thumb tho you know? Ive got the advanced version of that technique down.

Why have your women on her stomach, not facing you when you can have her on her back, kiss her up and still accomplish the samething as the thumb, but with 2 fingers Smile

I like to see the results of my efforts you know? There's nothing sexier than a hot woman moaning and squirming around because of what im doing...makes me weak tho Smile



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SycoShaman
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PostPosted: Tue, 3rd Oct 2006 06:19    Post subject:
pistolshrimp wrote:
SycoShaman wrote:
@pistol

My thumbs are super strong Smile I wouldnt need my thumb tho you know? Ive got the advanced version of that technique down.

Why have your women on her stomach, not facing you when you can have her on her back, kiss her up and still accomplish the samething as the thumb, but with 2 fingers Smile

I like to see the results of my efforts you know? There's nothing sexier than a hot woman moaning and squirming around because of what im doing...makes me weak tho Smile



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Very Happy

*gives pistol the 'your so hot, i want you so bad look'* Very Happy Laughing Wink


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X_Dror




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PostPosted: Tue, 3rd Oct 2006 14:40    Post subject:
You guys should reall get a room Laughing
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pistolshrimp
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PostPosted: Tue, 3rd Oct 2006 21:34    Post subject:
X_Dror wrote:
You guys should reall get a room Laughing



Ya, like we haven't heard that before LOL


...and syco already has a room, and it is full of hot chicks.
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PostPosted: Tue, 3rd Oct 2006 21:36    Post subject:
no seriously visit eachother


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PostPosted: Tue, 3rd Oct 2006 21:40    Post subject:
JeanPerrier wrote:
no seriously visit eachother


seriously, he already has hot chicks. LOL
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