Grr! Wasps!
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Jenni
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PostPosted: Sun, 15th Oct 2006 08:01    Post subject: Grr! Wasps!
One in the room with me now. I nearly fell off my seat when it crashed into the monitor.
I hate them. Although I don't really like killing them. I tried to catch it in a towel to put out the window. I failed. Now it's hiding in the dark. When I tried to beat it down with the towel earlier I broke the bulb so I'm in complete darkness apart from the light of the monitor.
It's hiding in the room somewhere. I just have to find the flyspray to finish the little bastard off.


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PostPosted: Sun, 15th Oct 2006 08:04    Post subject:
Very Happy

open your mouth wide
it will try to fly in

close it before it does
hit it with a towel

pick it up with paper towels
toss it outside Razz


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pistolshrimp
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PostPosted: Sun, 15th Oct 2006 08:11    Post subject:
ignore it, even tho I am scared of them I still do.
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Jenni
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PostPosted: Sun, 15th Oct 2006 08:16    Post subject:
I'm trying to ignore it. Don't want to be stung by the little shit though.


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Esel_Gesi
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PostPosted: Sun, 15th Oct 2006 08:25    Post subject:
I hate wasps. I was mowing my grandfather's lawn once and got stung 3 times in the face and twice in the arm. needless to say it fucking hurt.


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Jenni
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PostPosted: Sun, 15th Oct 2006 08:37    Post subject:
I wouldn't know. I've never been stung by a wasp before. By a bee yes. I don't intend finding out what it feels like either.


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pistolshrimp
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PostPosted: Sun, 15th Oct 2006 08:50    Post subject:
Bees sing only once, wasps have the advantage. They can sting multiple times. Usually they are quiet in the dark or cold. Tomorrow open your doors and it will probably go out.
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Jenni
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PostPosted: Sun, 15th Oct 2006 09:11    Post subject:
Actually it's a common misconception that bee's only sting once. Actually Bee's have a spiral shaped sting and when they use it on you, if you can resist the urge to swipe it off. Then the bee will actuall go around in circles and get the sting out.


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pistolshrimp
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PostPosted: Sun, 15th Oct 2006 09:13    Post subject:
I didn't know that.
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Jenni
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PostPosted: Sun, 15th Oct 2006 09:19    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Sun, 15th Oct 2006 11:15    Post subject:
You can allways hide in a Sealed empty dustbin, no sticky rocks or toffees allowed.
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PostPosted: Sun, 15th Oct 2006 12:06    Post subject:
wasps are fucking agressive.
I was walking on the sidewalk one day and i see something coming towards me from like 300 meters. im thinking ok, just keep walikng. It gets closer and i see its a wasp. Im thinking ok just keep calm dont attack it. The wasp comes straight for my arm, stings it and flys away in the direction it came from.
Main was pissed


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BigBasher
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PostPosted: Sun, 15th Oct 2006 17:08    Post subject:
my friend smokes home rolled. when we see them at the pub, he traps one under empty glass, tips it to the side and blows in cig smoke. it totally relaxes the wasp and you can pick it up and it wont even sting. amazing
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PostPosted: Sun, 15th Oct 2006 17:24    Post subject:
JeanPerrier wrote:
.....I was walking on the sidewalk one day and i see something coming towards me from like 300 meters.


omg, it's the bionic man. Very Happy
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PostPosted: Sun, 15th Oct 2006 17:56    Post subject:
swingman wrote:
JeanPerrier wrote:
.....I was walking on the sidewalk one day and i see something coming towards me from like 300 meters.


omg, it's the bionic man. Very Happy





*imagions bionic man sound effects* Don't forget about the bionic women, Jamie Summers, with the bionic hearing.
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Jenni
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PostPosted: Sun, 15th Oct 2006 20:06    Post subject:
That's why he was stung.



He tried to run away in slow motion. Laughing


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PostPosted: Sun, 15th Oct 2006 20:37    Post subject:
Jenni wrote:
That's why he was stung.



He tried to run away in slow motion. Laughing


Is it still in the house?
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Jenni
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PostPosted: Sun, 15th Oct 2006 21:30    Post subject:
Nah I followed your advice and let it out the window.


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PostPosted: Sun, 15th Oct 2006 21:31    Post subject:
How do you call the one that's bigger then the bee and the wasp? If you see that shit just fucking run away. It has a really strong sting.
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Jenni
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PostPosted: Sun, 15th Oct 2006 21:41    Post subject:
A Stingray. Very Happy


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PostPosted: Tue, 17th Oct 2006 07:52    Post subject:
When i was a little kid i find this little bee hive in a concrete wall, i liked to mess with the bees sometimes by banging on the concrete wall, anyway it got to the point where i would get a pan and spatula and fight the bees, i wasn't trying to kill them i was just playing around, i would nock down a bee with the pan and wait for it to get up again to join its brothers in fighting me.

But my father told me that i would get stung, i didn't listen to him and said i would never get stung because i was to good at fending off the bees that got to close to me, well one day i was fighting the bees again and i got stung for the first time in my live, it hurt like a bitch and i ran away to my dad crying, i promised my dad i would never mess with the bees again but he just laughed and hugged me and said i would be fighting the bees again tomorrow, but i sweared i wouldn't.

Well the next day i was fighting the bees again lol.


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PostPosted: Tue, 17th Oct 2006 10:08    Post subject:
At this time of year? Shouldnt they be hibernating or something by now? I havent seen any for months.


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Jenni
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PostPosted: Tue, 17th Oct 2006 10:30    Post subject:
Bee's or wasps Headshot?

I think they're looking for somewhere to hibernate so they're coming into the houses.

I mean I had about 20 in a single room a couple of weeks ago. Fly spray did the trick.
Where I live is all wooded areas and a river. Perfect breeding ground for them and flies as well.


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PostPosted: Tue, 17th Oct 2006 11:04    Post subject:
You said wasps so I wasnt referring to bees but I would have thought they both have similar seasonal activities. I dont know if wasps hibernate or not but they go somewhere when its not hot outside lol.


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PostPosted: Tue, 17th Oct 2006 12:13    Post subject:
My nigga Iain Banks showed the Wasp's the meaning of pwnage..

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Wasp_Factory

good read..


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JahLux
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PostPosted: Thu, 19th Oct 2006 10:02    Post subject:
wasps are cool man they can sniff drugs lol
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PostPosted: Thu, 19th Oct 2006 16:58    Post subject:
I hate bee's/wasps

They seem to be attracted to me. There could be 10 people around me and Im always the one who gets stung...I dont get it Neutral


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PostPosted: Thu, 19th Oct 2006 18:58    Post subject:
Clevesa wrote:
How do you call the one that's bigger then the bee and the wasp? If you see that shit just fucking run away. It has a really strong sting.


Hornet. huge mother fuckers.
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dominae
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PostPosted: Thu, 19th Oct 2006 19:38    Post subject:
I like bananflugor far less. (tiny flies that multiply like crazy in old vegetables, fruit, bananas etc.).


I also think fisk should be unbanned.
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