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 Posted: Mon, 9th Oct 2006 01:04 Post subject: Blue balls |
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You're there with this girl, everything is great, you start kissing her from the neck down to her pussy, she unzips your pants and grabs you cock and starts sucking it.. fuck yeah!
Then after awhile someone just have to enter to the apartment and you have to stop...and guess what : BLUE BALLS SYNDROME ! YEHAAAA!
I fucking hate it. 
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| Posted: Mon, 9th Oct 2006 01:07 Post subject: |
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Hurts like hell. Blue balls teh shit.
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| Posted: Mon, 9th Oct 2006 01:12 Post subject: |
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| Posted: Mon, 9th Oct 2006 01:19 Post subject: |
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Can you get them just by looking.
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If I was a guy I would have them right now. I need to find my rugby player. I sat behind him in the sauna and got to watch him sweat. It was a beautiful sight. I have sneaky plans to get a back rub outta him. Then of course I have to give one back because that would just be rude |
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| Posted: Mon, 9th Oct 2006 01:23 Post subject: |
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While looking at your pics on mediahump everything is possible.
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| Posted: Mon, 9th Oct 2006 01:27 Post subject: |
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| mark322 wrote: | | While looking at your pics on mediahump everything is possible. |
You are such a smart ass LOL
It was the food ones right?
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| Posted: Mon, 9th Oct 2006 01:29 Post subject: |
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More like the you on the couch ones.
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| Posted: Mon, 9th Oct 2006 01:31 Post subject: |
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Seriously tho. Can you get them by looking and thinking of really dirty thoughts
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| Posted: Mon, 9th Oct 2006 01:57 Post subject: |
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Oh damn..... I have had blue balls so many times.... ppff... I don't remedy it by waiting for it to be over because when I get the BB it sometimes takes an entire day for me to get rid of it, while it is said it usually passes within 2 hours. Need to masturbate to get rid of the pain.
It's really not funny
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| Posted: Mon, 9th Oct 2006 02:06 Post subject: |
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It's not painful, it's just like peeing and then having to stop in the middle of it.
"Techniclly speaking, Beta-Manboi didnt inject Burberry_Massi with Benz, he injected him with liquid that had air bubbles in it, which caused benz." - House M.D
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ChinUp
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WaldoJ
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| Posted: Mon, 9th Oct 2006 02:46 Post subject: |
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I never had a case 
do they turn blue? 
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ChinUp
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| Posted: Mon, 9th Oct 2006 03:30 Post subject: |
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ok the pluming gets stuck the wrong way .. but instead of it feeling like you have to piss but you cant .. its teh balls that are suffering .. solution is to go back to the crossroads .. ie wana cum ahhhh .. & let nature take its course .. to fast or to much pressure on the organs .. PAIN .. take your time with him .. he just needs to go back to where he’s gonna blow a nut .. then the pluming can realign .. depending on how far in he is .. it may take a while for the shock to pass from the organ ..
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| Posted: Mon, 9th Oct 2006 03:36 Post subject: |
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Seems that people are talking about two different things here.
"Techniclly speaking, Beta-Manboi didnt inject Burberry_Massi with Benz, he injected him with liquid that had air bubbles in it, which caused benz." - House M.D
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WaldoJ
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| Posted: Mon, 9th Oct 2006 03:44 Post subject: |
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I thought BB is when your balls catch a cold and you can't do much afterward. gotta wait for them to... heal?
I dunno. gotta wiki it.
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| Posted: Mon, 9th Oct 2006 04:11 Post subject: |
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Ive had blue balls quite a few times. Some women are such fuckin teases it isnt funny.
The worst was this one time when i was 15 or so. I was chillin with my girlfriend, we started foolin around. But, my ride to take me to hapkido class was on his way. Anyway, we get into it and I just get my dick in her and start workin it when he shows up. So we stopped, took her home and then we went to class.
The ride to class was an hour long. I was good for 30 minutes and then all of a sudden, i felt every singlge bump and dent in the road, in my balls. I played it cool and we went to class. Then we start warming up. At this point, my balls were fuckin aching. Anyway, Im good while we were stretching. Then the instructor calls for jumping jacks...I did 2. The first one, i tasted my nuts, the 2nd one brought me to the ground. I had to pass it off like i had severe constipation and shit 
You know whats funny? I told one of the female instructors what was wrong and she made me this lemon and orange tea. I drank a huge cup of it, waited 20 minutes, took the biggest piss and i was fine.
Weird stuff
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| Posted: Mon, 9th Oct 2006 07:24 Post subject: |
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| SycoShaman wrote: | Ive had blue balls quite a few times. Some women are such fuckin teases it isnt funny.
The worst was this one time when i was 15 or so. I was chillin with my girlfriend, we started foolin around. But, my ride to take me to hapkido class was on his way. Anyway, we get into it and I just get my dick in her and start workin it when he shows up. So we stopped, took her home and then we went to class.
The ride to class was an hour long. I was good for 30 minutes and then all of a sudden, i felt every singlge bump and dent in the road, in my balls. I played it cool and we went to class. Then we start warming up. At this point, my balls were fuckin aching. Anyway, Im good while we were stretching. Then the instructor calls for jumping jacks...I did 2. The first one, i tasted my nuts, the 2nd one brought me to the ground. I had to pass it off like i had severe constipation and shit
You know whats funny? I told one of the female instructors what was wrong and she made me this lemon and orange tea. I drank a huge cup of it, waited 20 minutes, took the biggest piss and i was fine.
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Lol, you remember that well it seems  |
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| Posted: Mon, 9th Oct 2006 18:47 Post subject: |
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| Pizda2 wrote: | | SycoShaman wrote: | Ive had blue balls quite a few times. Some women are such fuckin teases it isnt funny.
The worst was this one time when i was 15 or so. I was chillin with my girlfriend, we started foolin around. But, my ride to take me to hapkido class was on his way. Anyway, we get into it and I just get my dick in her and start workin it when he shows up. So we stopped, took her home and then we went to class.
The ride to class was an hour long. I was good for 30 minutes and then all of a sudden, i felt every singlge bump and dent in the road, in my balls. I played it cool and we went to class. Then we start warming up. At this point, my balls were fuckin aching. Anyway, Im good while we were stretching. Then the instructor calls for jumping jacks...I did 2. The first one, i tasted my nuts, the 2nd one brought me to the ground. I had to pass it off like i had severe constipation and shit
You know whats funny? I told one of the female instructors what was wrong and she made me this lemon and orange tea. I drank a huge cup of it, waited 20 minutes, took the biggest piss and i was fine.
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Lol, you remember that well it seems |
I remember it like it was yesterday man. It was one of the worst experiences. Blue balls for hours you know? No way to relieve it....sucked and scarred me |
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| Posted: Mon, 9th Oct 2006 22:55 Post subject: |
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yeah!!! as descibed, if its the constan pee sensation, i've suffered a few times!! Fucking annoying!!!
and usualy was after having a BJ or something else in the car...
all the way back, constantly stoping the car to pee!!! the girl was sooooo confused!!! it was fucking embarrasing!!!!!
next times it happens, i know what to do. drive and let it pass.
therefore... no more sex in cars.
didn't knowed that its calles the Blue Balls syndrome. Why??? Aren't the issue that occurs when the girl, ehm, literaly exhales at your cock??
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| Posted: Tue, 10th Oct 2006 01:48 Post subject: |
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Can't you just masterbate and get rid of it????
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| Posted: Tue, 10th Oct 2006 01:56 Post subject: |
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| pistolshrimp wrote: | | Can't you just masterbate and get rid of it???? |
Sometimes there is a long drive home and I'm certainly not doing that in the car.  |
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| Posted: Tue, 10th Oct 2006 02:14 Post subject: |
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Gas stations have bathrooms.  Hope you're not a screamer
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| Posted: Tue, 10th Oct 2006 06:34 Post subject: |
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| pistolshrimp wrote: | | Esel_Gesi wrote: | | pistolshrimp wrote: | | Can't you just masterbate and get rid of it???? |
Sometimes there is a long drive home and I'm certainly not doing that in the car. |
It doesn't happen that fast does it? I thought it maybe took until the next day before you noticed.
But still no one answered my question. Can you give it to yourself just by looking at a hot chicks body and thinking dirty thoughts? Or does it have to be something physical. Or perhapes no guy is willing to admit something like that. |
I would guess that it's possible, yet unlikely, to get it from that but it's never happened to me. Only times I've ever had it is when you get really physical with a girl and then it gets disrupted for some reason. |
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| Posted: Tue, 10th Oct 2006 12:10 Post subject: |
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| Esel_Gesi wrote: | | I would guess that it's possible, yet unlikely, to get it from that but it's never happened to me. Only times I've ever had it is when you get really physical with a girl and then it gets disrupted for some reason. |
Like her parents coming in. Or Mr Hands stops by to make a visit. Or a fantastic threesome turns into femdom S&M
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, but then I don’t play with myself as much as some folks so I don’t know ..
but keep stopping before ... well... you know 
