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TheGame110011001
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PostPosted: Thu, 21st Sep 2006 18:13    Post subject: stinking people in the bus :(
Why don't people shower before going anywhere into public....


FFS I almost died today... the guy smelled like sweat from 3 weeks back.... Evil or Very Mad


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PostPosted: Thu, 21st Sep 2006 18:19    Post subject:
lol ... try a crowded subway car at the end of the day in summer. all those guys in 3-piece suits who have been sweating their balls off all day! fuck those motherfuckers stink like shit! Razz


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PostPosted: Thu, 21st Sep 2006 19:01    Post subject:
my step son told some girl she smells like cheese because she insulted him and she replied "i have a bath once a week" Laughing
i bet her parents are stinking tramps aswell if she thinks 1 bath a week is good enough
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PostPosted: Thu, 21st Sep 2006 19:20    Post subject:
nouseforaname wrote:
lol ... try a crowded subway car at the end of the day in summer. all those guys in 3-piece suits who have been sweating their balls off all day! fuck those motherfuckers stink like shit! Razz


Well, I dont think anyone smells good at the end of a hot summer day. I know I reek of welding and sweat. Hence the reason I shower right after work (or at work if the place has showers).


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PostPosted: Thu, 21st Sep 2006 19:36    Post subject:
Sweat smell is nothing comparing to the smell of pussy during those days.
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PostPosted: Thu, 21st Sep 2006 19:38    Post subject:
Freakness wrote:
Sweat smell is nothing comparing to the smell of pussy during those days.


Uh, I try not to smell nasty pussy...on any kinda day, hot or not. Neutral
Im not into stinky women...thats a huge, instant cockblock


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PostPosted: Thu, 21st Sep 2006 22:00    Post subject:
If you have a bath or shower in the morning and put deoderant on you should be fine I would imagion on a hot day.


I know Toronto is hot in the summer but can people who shower everyday still stink up a bus or subway?


When I am in the tropics it is weird. I sweat like crazy and NOTHING smells. I remember I even stoped wearing deoderant and all was good.

Sweat don't smell bad if it is fresh either.
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PostPosted: Fri, 22nd Sep 2006 01:58    Post subject:
pistolshrimp wrote:
If you have a bath or shower in the morning and put deoderant on you should be fine I would imagion on a hot day.


I know Toronto is hot in the summer but can people who shower everyday still stink up a bus or subway?


When I am in the tropics it is weird. I sweat like crazy and NOTHING smells. I remember I even stoped wearing deoderant and all was good.

Sweat don't smell bad if it is fresh either.


You must eat really healthy...or you have a bad nose Laughing Wink


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PostPosted: Fri, 22nd Sep 2006 03:24    Post subject:
People don't notice their own sweat pistolshrimp... maybe you should ask the guys around you what they think. I'm sure they'll have lots to say on that subject Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri, 22nd Sep 2006 03:24    Post subject:
SycoShaman wrote:
pistolshrimp wrote:
If you have a bath or shower in the morning and put deoderant on you should be fine I would imagion on a hot day.


I know Toronto is hot in the summer but can people who shower everyday still stink up a bus or subway?


When I am in the tropics it is weird. I sweat like crazy and NOTHING smells. I remember I even stoped wearing deoderant and all was good.

Sweat don't smell bad if it is fresh either.


You must eat really healthy...or you have a bad nose Laughing Wink



I was in mexico at the time. Can Cun (sp?) The people I was with found the same thing. It was really moist in the air so maybe that had something to do with it. Very few people had body odour. It was something I noticed as unusual.


No I have a really good sense of smell. Non smoker-nose.

I think I eat healthy.

I eat very little meat. If I cook the meat, I will taste a small piece. That’s it and it is enough . I eat sandwiches, so sometimes there might be some shaved ham (don’t really eat pork, big pork stuff-never) or shaved turkey. Veggie sandwiches are the best with a thin piece of cheddar plus sprouts and cucumber.

I like spicy food but I don’t eat a lot of it. Today for instance. My friend ordered indian food and I ordered a piece of nan bread. I just dip it in her food for flavour because it is really good but really I am not eating a lot of it. Then I had frozen yogurt with raspberries and pineapple. She ate 3/4th of my frozen yogurt and I wanted to buy her one too. I could of eaten more of my frozen yogurt.

I eat a lot of yogurt, some fruits, and cottage cheese. I have slowed down on my cottage cheese intake though. OHH I drink a lot of Veggie drinks like carrot juice and V8 juice.
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PostPosted: Fri, 22nd Sep 2006 04:40    Post subject:
pistolshrimp wrote:
SycoShaman wrote:
pistolshrimp wrote:
If you have a bath or shower in the morning and put deoderant on you should be fine I would imagion on a hot day.


I know Toronto is hot in the summer but can people who shower everyday still stink up a bus or subway?


When I am in the tropics it is weird. I sweat like crazy and NOTHING smells. I remember I even stoped wearing deoderant and all was good.

Sweat don't smell bad if it is fresh either.


You must eat really healthy...or you have a bad nose Laughing Wink



I was in mexico at the time. Can Cun (sp?) The people I was with found the same thing. It was really moist in the air so maybe that had something to do with it. Very few people had body odour. It was something I noticed as unusual.


No I have a really good sense of smell. Non smoker-nose.

I think I eat healthy.

I eat very little meat. If I cook the meat, I will taste a small piece. That’s it and it is enough . I eat sandwiches, so sometimes there might be some shaved ham (don’t really eat pork, big pork stuff-never) or shaved turkey. Veggie sandwiches are the best with a thin piece of cheddar plus sprouts and cucumber.

I like spicy food but I don’t eat a lot of it. Today for instance. My friend ordered indian food and I ordered a piece of nan bread. I just dip it in her food for flavour because it is really good but really I am not eating a lot of it. Then I had frozen yogurt with raspberries and pineapple. She ate 3/4th of my frozen yogurt and I wanted to buy her one too. I could of eaten more of my frozen yogurt.

I eat a lot of yogurt, some fruits, and cottage cheese. I have slowed down on my cottage cheese intake though. OHH I drink a lot of Veggie drinks like carrot juice and V8 juice.


Yep, thats what i call eating healthy Smile

I love meat and I love pork. Pork chops, pork roats, bacon, ham...mmmmm Smile

You should bottle your sweat and sell it Wink Smile


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PostPosted: Fri, 22nd Sep 2006 05:22    Post subject:
SycoShaman wrote:
pistolshrimp wrote:
SycoShaman wrote:


You must eat really healthy...or you have a bad nose Laughing Wink



I was in mexico at the time. Can Cun (sp?) The people I was with found the same thing. It was really moist in the air so maybe that had something to do with it. Very few people had body odour. It was something I noticed as unusual.


No I have a really good sense of smell. Non smoker-nose.

I think I eat healthy.

I eat very little meat. If I cook the meat, I will taste a small piece. That’s it and it is enough . I eat sandwiches, so sometimes there might be some shaved ham (don’t really eat pork, big pork stuff-never) or shaved turkey. Veggie sandwiches are the best with a thin piece of cheddar plus sprouts and cucumber.

I like spicy food but I don’t eat a lot of it. Today for instance. My friend ordered indian food and I ordered a piece of nan bread. I just dip it in her food for flavour because it is really good but really I am not eating a lot of it. Then I had frozen yogurt with raspberries and pineapple. She ate 3/4th of my frozen yogurt and I wanted to buy her one too. I could of eaten more of my frozen yogurt.

I eat a lot of yogurt, some fruits, and cottage cheese. I have slowed down on my cottage cheese intake though. OHH I drink a lot of Veggie drinks like carrot juice and V8 juice.


Yep, thats what i call eating healthy Smile

I love meat and I love pork. Pork chops, pork roats, bacon, ham...mmmmm Smile

You should bottle your sweat and sell it Wink Smile




hahahha YEaaaaa .....no. NO?...
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PostPosted: Fri, 22nd Sep 2006 05:24    Post subject:
pistolshrimp wrote:
SycoShaman wrote:
pistolshrimp wrote:



I was in mexico at the time. Can Cun (sp?) The people I was with found the same thing. It was really moist in the air so maybe that had something to do with it. Very few people had body odour. It was something I noticed as unusual.


No I have a really good sense of smell. Non smoker-nose.

I think I eat healthy.

I eat very little meat. If I cook the meat, I will taste a small piece. That’s it and it is enough . I eat sandwiches, so sometimes there might be some shaved ham (don’t really eat pork, big pork stuff-never) or shaved turkey. Veggie sandwiches are the best with a thin piece of cheddar plus sprouts and cucumber.

I like spicy food but I don’t eat a lot of it. Today for instance. My friend ordered indian food and I ordered a piece of nan bread. I just dip it in her food for flavour because it is really good but really I am not eating a lot of it. Then I had frozen yogurt with raspberries and pineapple. She ate 3/4th of my frozen yogurt and I wanted to buy her one too. I could of eaten more of my frozen yogurt.

I eat a lot of yogurt, some fruits, and cottage cheese. I have slowed down on my cottage cheese intake though. OHH I drink a lot of Veggie drinks like carrot juice and V8 juice.


Yep, thats what i call eating healthy Smile

I love meat and I love pork. Pork chops, pork roats, bacon, ham...mmmmm Smile

You should bottle your sweat and sell it Wink Smile




hahahha YEaaaaa .....no. NO?...


Why not? Sad They sell water from the Garden of Eden for only $29.95.
Im sure you could market 'Pistol's Odorless Sweat spray' to someone Laughing Smile
Give the appearance of sweat, but no smell Very Happy

I know im cracked, but i smoked big spliff and am in a funny mood Very Happy


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PostPosted: Fri, 22nd Sep 2006 05:31    Post subject:
@syco
I understand. Very Happy
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PostPosted: Fri, 22nd Sep 2006 07:13    Post subject:
Why do you take the bus Crash?
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PostPosted: Fri, 22nd Sep 2006 07:30    Post subject:
ive never been on a public bus before other than a school bus or a shuttle bus at the airport. but never a bus where you had to pay fare. ive always had a car or before i could drive knew someone with a car, plus i didnt exactly grow up near areas that would even have a bus as transportation Razz always in high/middle class suburbs


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PostPosted: Fri, 22nd Sep 2006 07:44    Post subject:
I took the bus all the time. It was always an adventure. I grew up off Main Street in Vancouver. My Bus when through Main & Hastings. Terminal is the name of the skytrain station that crosses Main street.

On Main street you would see all sorts of shit. Back of the bus watch out for needles in the seat, esp the cab's. Cabs are bad and the drivers don't give a shit.


I pretty much drive everywhere except downtown. Even then I let my sister drive me. I always reget it. She is a crazy driver.
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PostPosted: Fri, 22nd Sep 2006 10:00    Post subject:
the only thing i dont like with public transportations is that they actually carry people inside them. Laughing
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..and it takes more time, and meh, i don't like it. Unelss there is a hawt girl there you haven't seen in ages etc. Very Happy
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PostPosted: Fri, 22nd Sep 2006 10:21    Post subject:
Weird Al Yankovic - Another One Rides The Bus

Ridin' in a bus down the boulevard,
And the place was pretty packed.
Couldn't find a seat, so I had to stand,
With the perverts in the back.
It was smellin' like a locker room.
There was junk all over the floor.
We're already packed in like sardines,
But we're stoppin' to pick up more.
Look out!

Another one rides the bus-ah.
Another one rides the bus-ah.
And another comes on,
And another comes on.
Another one rides the bus.
Hey!
He's gonna sit by you.
Another one rides the bus.

There's a suitcase pokin' me in the ribs.
There's an elbow in my ear.
There's a smelly old bum standin' next to me.
Hasn't showered in a year.
Well, I think I'm missin' a contact lens.
I think my wallet's gone.
And I think this bus is stoppin' again,
To let a couple more freaks get on.
Look out!

Another one rides the bus-ah.
Another one rides the bus-ah.
And another comes on,
And another comes on.
Another one rides the bus-ah.
Hey!
He's gonna sit by you.
Another one rides the bus.

Another one rides the bus--ah.
Another one rides the bus--ow!
Another one rides the bus--hey, hey!
Another one rides the bus--hey-y-y-y!

The window doesn't open, and the fan is broke,
And my face is turnin' blue.
I haven't been in a crowd like this
Since I went to see The Who.
Well, I should'a got off a couple miles ago,
But I couldn't get to the door.
There isn't any room for me to breathe.
Now we're gonna pick up more, yeah!

Another one rides the bus-ah.
Another one rides the bus-ah.
And another comes on,
And another comes on.
Another one rides the bus-ah.
Hey!
He's gonna sit by you.
Another one rides the bus.


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PostPosted: Fri, 22nd Sep 2006 12:18    Post subject:
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Why do you take the bus Crash?


to school Sad

I have a car but the bus if free for students... and as gas in holland is the highest in the whole world it was a easy choise Laughing


But now I go more with the car... because of retarded people and smelly people Cool


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PostPosted: Fri, 22nd Sep 2006 13:26    Post subject:
CRA$HH110011001 wrote:
deelix wrote:
Why do you take the bus Crash?


to school Sad

I have a car but the bus if free for students... and as gas in holland is the highest in the whole world it was a easy choise Laughing
Saw a map over gas prices in europe, Norway is still highest. Goes up and down tho. Think it was worse in the summer.
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PostPosted: Fri, 22nd Sep 2006 15:34    Post subject:
I hate it when people fart on busses / subways. Sad Makes me want to vomit.


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PostPosted: Fri, 22nd Sep 2006 19:50    Post subject:
if more motherfuckers would take goddamn public transportation here, the highways wouldn't always look like this Sad



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Starting to look like that here also
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PostPosted: Fri, 22nd Sep 2006 23:37    Post subject:
and that's one of the smaller highways ... the big one looks like this ... except for imagine fucking gridlock in rush hour. Most of the construction like this goes on in the summer so usually all 12 lanes (4x3) are open ...



and one the runs down the other side of the city ...


damn we like our cars Neutral no wonder we have so many smog days Sad


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PostPosted: Fri, 22nd Sep 2006 23:44    Post subject:
I'd rather sit in the stinky subway than get pissed at slow moving cars every single day of the week!


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PostPosted: Fri, 22nd Sep 2006 23:47    Post subject:
WaldoJ wrote:
I'd rather sit in the stinky subway than get pissed at slow moving cars every single day of the week!


QFT! Very Happy

I commuted for 3 months to my job before I moved into the city (from pickering). I took the GO Train in, even though I do own a car .. traffic sucks balls! Razz


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PostPosted: Fri, 22nd Sep 2006 23:57    Post subject:
I never once been on the GO Sad


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PostPosted: Fri, 22nd Sep 2006 23:57    Post subject:
nouseforaname wrote:
WaldoJ wrote:
I'd rather sit in the stinky subway than get pissed at slow moving cars every single day of the week!


QFT! Very Happy

I commuted for 3 months to my job before I moved into the city (from pickering). I took the GO Train in, even though I do own a car .. traffic sucks balls! Razz


i do a 30-45 minute grind every morning. MY community is so new that we dont even have real busses there yet. Just shuttles. Im looking for a innercity house right now. Smile Problem is im so used to the size oh my house, and anything inner city is like 1/2 or a 1/4 of the size for the same price.
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