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Ankh




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PostPosted: Wed, 18th Oct 2006 12:19    Post subject: what the hell...
Dunno where to post this - but as its shite I might aswell slamdunk it into the Bitching Session! Go to the url below the text and listen to the song Very Happy

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Warblers: We're not guilty

TRASHY couple Peter Andre and Jordan have pleaded not guity to the crime purported to be their atrocious duet "A Whole Wide World".

A recording of the Australian singer and his ultra-tanned bimbo wife allegedly singing the song has been doing the industry email rounds in recent days.

The release of the song by the Aussie singer and his glamour model wife on our website was met with worldwide disgust, with many not able to get fully through the out-of-tune disaster.

But a spokeswoman for Jordan - whose voice is a whole new world of pain to listen to - said yesterday the recording doing industry rounds was a fake.

"It is a spoof and we have made our legal team aware of it,'' her spokeswoman Nicola Partridge said.

The couple is rumoured to be recording the song for release on a Christmas covers album.

Let's hope this isn't what ends up under the Christmas tree.


http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/story/0,22049,20590041-5006002,00.html

shitloads of new stuff in my pc. Cant keep track of it all.
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skidrow
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PostPosted: Wed, 18th Oct 2006 12:42    Post subject:
now that is horrible :\
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Mutantius
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PostPosted: Wed, 18th Oct 2006 14:37    Post subject:
shoot me god, shoot me!!!

"Why don't you zip it, Zipfero?" - fraich3
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snoop1050
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PostPosted: Wed, 18th Oct 2006 15:20    Post subject:
i remember when bimbo jordan bought a ferrari but refused to drive it home complaining that it wasnt working right Laughing

what kind of dumb bitch buys a car she has never even had a test drive in to find out she cant control it even at low speed
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Lutzifer
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PostPosted: Wed, 18th Oct 2006 19:32    Post subject:
aaaaaarrrrgh my eeeeaaaaarrrsss

and judging from the song itself, it sounds like they stole it from a disney soundtrack, hahahahaha

fuck i m only like 1 minute into the song and my ears already bleed
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Nailbiter
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PostPosted: Wed, 18th Oct 2006 19:38    Post subject:
i doubt they sound better than this joke in reality.

nuke the jock and the plastic to pieces.
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oxyeL




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PostPosted: Wed, 18th Oct 2006 19:46    Post subject:
I hope Alan Manken doesnt have a shotgun.
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Jenni
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PostPosted: Wed, 18th Oct 2006 20:54    Post subject:
snop1050 wrote:


what kind of dumb bitch buys a car she has never even had a test drive in to find out she cant control it even at low speed


This kind Sad

My hubby bought me a Porsche Boxter. I was shitting myself when I first drove it. I'm fine with it now. But when you're used to Shoguns, Punto's and Mondeos and someone gives you a sports car you're filled with trepidation, anyone would be.
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pistolshrimp
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PostPosted: Wed, 18th Oct 2006 21:05    Post subject:
snop1050 wrote:
i remember when bimbo jordan bought a ferrari but refused to drive it home complaining that it wasnt working right Laughing

what kind of dumb bitch buys a car she has never even had a test drive in to find out she cant control it even at low speed



My aunt bought a car and made the guy at the dealership drive it home for her because she was scared to drive over a bridge. She has had it for 5 yrs. I taught her how to put gass in it for the first time 2 weeks ago. She didn't even know how to open the gas cap LOL. She won't make ANY left hand turns either. Drives me fucking nuts.
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Jenni
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PostPosted: Wed, 18th Oct 2006 21:38    Post subject:
Gas is such an American term.
Petrol. As in petrolium spirit as in it's not a gas. Very Happy
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Rinze
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PostPosted: Thu, 19th Oct 2006 00:15    Post subject:
Gas as in gasoline.

Distilling petroleum creates several different kinds of spirits, better to mention you want gasoline when you fill up the car, or else you might get naphta, benzene, kerosene, paraffin, or any other distillate of petroleum instead of gasoline.
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SycoShaman
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PostPosted: Thu, 19th Oct 2006 01:18    Post subject:
Rinze wrote:
Gas as in gasoline.

Distilling petroleum creates several different kinds of spirits, better to mention you want gasoline when you fill up the car, or else you might get naphta, benzene, kerosene, paraffin, or any other distillate of petroleum instead of gasoline.


And it gets you wasted

Newfie Screech for the win! Very Happy
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Leishar




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PostPosted: Thu, 19th Oct 2006 01:28    Post subject:
Not to brag, but I can sing better! Wink

This is just awful... Even karaoke amateurs (and those lousy ones) can sing better than this!
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