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ginge51
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Location: England - Manchester
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werdercanuck
Posts: 1562
Location: Pot Capital of Canada (BC)
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| Posted: Wed, 20th Sep 2006 04:23 Post subject: |
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Wind shear causes an airplane you're on to fall rapidly and crash into the ocean, killing everyone on board
well, no more flying for me then  hah, i'll cheat death 
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werdercanuck
Posts: 1562
Location: Pot Capital of Canada (BC)
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| Posted: Wed, 20th Sep 2006 04:24 Post subject: |
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lol, i entered 112 as my age and it said:
Put in a real age, fool. 
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WaldoJ
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| Posted: Wed, 20th Sep 2006 04:25 Post subject: |
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//You get out of bed late one night to investigate a strange sound. Minutes later, you're cornered by several intruders and are beaten to death with your own fireplace tools. //
Looks like someone isn't buying a fireplace
| Sin317 wrote: | | I win, you lose. Or Go fuck yourself. |
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| Posted: Wed, 20th Sep 2006 04:30 Post subject: |
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A disgruntled sandwich shop employee puts a razor blade onto your sandwich. The razor deeply cuts your mouth and tongue numerous times, and you nervously choke to death on your own blood.
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werdercanuck
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Location: Pot Capital of Canada (BC)
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| Posted: Wed, 20th Sep 2006 04:32 Post subject: |
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no more quiznos for you eh?
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werdercanuck
Posts: 1562
Location: Pot Capital of Canada (BC)
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| Posted: Wed, 20th Sep 2006 04:33 Post subject: |
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my earlier post was using 'werdercanuck', with my real name i get:
While on a roller coaster, the ride malfunctions, and you fall from the car to your death, several hundred feet below
oh noes...i love rollercoasters
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kosmiq
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Location: Somewhere
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SycoShaman
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Location: Toronto, Canada
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| Posted: Wed, 20th Sep 2006 06:48 Post subject: |
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Same as kosmiq
While taking a leisurely stroll down a country road, a distracted farmer runs you over with his combine, shredding your body into ribbons.
What kinda shit is that? Im never in the country, much less walking down a freakin country road. I have no reason to walk down a country road.
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| Posted: Wed, 20th Sep 2006 07:06 Post subject: |
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| SycoShaman wrote: | Same as kosmiq
While taking a leisurely stroll down a country road, a distracted farmer runs you over with his combine, shredding your body into ribbons.
What kinda shit is that? Im never in the country, much less walking down a freakin country road. I have no reason to walk down a country road. |
What about that country gal that lives down that road? You know the kind. Pigtails.
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| Posted: Wed, 20th Sep 2006 12:15 Post subject: |
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deelix
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Location: Norway
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| Posted: Wed, 20th Sep 2006 12:22 Post subject: |
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While sleeping, you're tied to your bed by your girlfriend and peeled to death using a vegetable peeler.
hmmf..
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WaldoJ
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| Posted: Wed, 20th Sep 2006 12:26 Post subject: |
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| deelix wrote: | | While sleeping, you're tied to your bed by your girlfriend and peeled to death using a vegetable peeler. |
That's awesome!
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| Posted: Wed, 20th Sep 2006 14:37 Post subject: |
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While eating dinner at home alone, you begin to choke. Unable to breathe and unable to call for help, you quickly pass out and die.
woot, quick and silent.
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SycoShaman
VIP Master Jedi
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Location: Toronto, Canada
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| Posted: Wed, 20th Sep 2006 18:02 Post subject: |
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| pistolshrimp wrote: | | SycoShaman wrote: | Same as kosmiq
While taking a leisurely stroll down a country road, a distracted farmer runs you over with his combine, shredding your body into ribbons.
What kinda shit is that? Im never in the country, much less walking down a freakin country road. I have no reason to walk down a country road. |
What about that country gal that lives down that road? You know the kind. Pigtails. |
The pigtails do do it for me  Pigtails, a blouse (sp?) and a kilt? instant attraction |
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Esel_Gesi
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Location: Chicago
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| Posted: Wed, 20th Sep 2006 18:10 Post subject: |
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| kuroi wrote: | My death:
"While serving jury duty, an accused murderer overpowers the bailiff and beats you to death with the stenotype machine."
Meh, I envisioned a much more spectacular death for myself,so disapointed...  |
I got the same. |
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nouseforaname
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Location: Toronto, Canada
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| Posted: Fri, 22nd Sep 2006 08:12 Post subject: |
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A gang of midgets wraps you in plastic wrap and proceeds to cook you with a hair dryer. You are slowly squeezed to death as the plastic wrap shrinks around your body.
Now THAT is a spectacular death
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| Posted: Fri, 22nd Sep 2006 15:18 Post subject: |
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You are blown to smithereens when your fun loving co-worker fills a whoopee cushion with nitroglycerin.
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