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GeoStax




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PostPosted: Mon, 18th Sep 2006 23:48    Post subject: new noob
Hello,

I come to report myself...

i'm a new noob


and apparently thats why this post is in the wrong place
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Hfric




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PostPosted: Tue, 19th Sep 2006 00:04    Post subject:
AND NOW BOW TO THE POWER OF FATCAT


Very Happy




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WaldoJ
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PostPosted: Tue, 19th Sep 2006 00:14    Post subject:
Welcome!
As long as you have some humor in life and you actually enjoy living it, you'll have a blast here. If you're too serious about it Sad Crying or Very sad I bid thee farewell Laughing

I'm sure you read the rules!
I'm sure you know what NOT to do.
I'm pretty sure you know what ROFLMAO means.

And I'm absolutely sure you love me very much, but I’ve got to tell you straight away, I don't french kiss on first dates. I deep throat. So you better be well hung and bring a box of sweet chocolates. Nothing with peanuts, they make me thirsty.


Sin317 wrote:
I win, you lose. Or Go fuck yourself.
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Dazz99




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PostPosted: Tue, 19th Sep 2006 00:23    Post subject:
Meet teh family o_O
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JeanPerrier




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PostPosted: Tue, 19th Sep 2006 00:25    Post subject:
it seems you dropped your soap


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GeoStax




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PostPosted: Tue, 19th Sep 2006 00:29    Post subject:
Awesome response in such a short time...

Besides, did u guys notice i even figured out my avatar -->
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JeanPerrier




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PostPosted: Tue, 19th Sep 2006 00:31    Post subject:
everyone propably did but we just didnt care Very Happy


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GeoStax




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PostPosted: Tue, 19th Sep 2006 00:34    Post subject:
cmon, its quite an acomplisment for a fist time user

with idiot rules like 80x80 pix and <16kb

JPEG didn't even come close to that...

and i thought i said goodbye to bmp ages ago
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WaldoJ
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PostPosted: Tue, 19th Sep 2006 00:48    Post subject:
GeoStax wrote:
with idiot rules like 80x80 pix and <16kb


I'd agree with you but I'm afraid of getting banned!


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[sYn]
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PostPosted: Tue, 19th Sep 2006 01:00    Post subject:
BANNED FOR OBJECTING TO OUR STRICT AVATAR REQUIREMENTS!

... haha.. i always thought it was an odd one too, the restriction even applies to remote images I think.. maddness.
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WaldoJ
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PostPosted: Tue, 19th Sep 2006 01:04    Post subject:
[sYn] wrote:
haha.. i always thought it was an odd one too, the restriction even applies to remote images I think.. maddness.


I concur.


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GeoStax




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PostPosted: Tue, 19th Sep 2006 01:06    Post subject:
If youre afraid to get banned by saying what you think there's somthing wrong somewere

Wanna talk about it? Pretty sure i know some things that'll bring your life a little bit closer to the edge, and no, thats not by virtual means
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nouseforaname
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PostPosted: Tue, 19th Sep 2006 01:07    Post subject:
lol he's obviously joking Wink

welcome dude Very Happy


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GeoStax




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PostPosted: Tue, 19th Sep 2006 01:11    Post subject:
WaldoJ wrote:
[sYn] wrote:
haha.. i always thought it was an odd one too, the restriction even applies to remote images I think.. maddness.


I concur.


correct, but on the other hand the servercosts would be astonishing if every user would be given the oppertunity to use an avtar in the range of about 30kb.

Let alone the performance loss due to the grafical impact on some of the users older computersystems.
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WaldoJ
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PostPosted: Tue, 19th Sep 2006 01:12    Post subject:
GeoStax wrote:
If youre afraid to get banned by saying what you think there's somthing wrong somewere

Wanna talk about it? Pretty sure i know some things that'll bring your life a little bit closer to the edge, and no, thats not by virtual means


My mother always beat me when I answered truthfully when she asked me if she was fat. Sad That might have something to do with me not wanting to express my true opinions Crying or Very sad


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GeoStax




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PostPosted: Tue, 19th Sep 2006 01:21    Post subject:
WaldoJ wrote:
My mother always beat me when I answered truthfully when she asked me if she was fat. Sad That might have something to do with me not wanting to express my true opinions Crying or Very sad


Okay lets get this straightened out

First womans are never fat, unless you cant use them to do anything for you and dislike them, but then they dont even have to be fat to call´em that.

Second if you loved your mother as a person you would see her true self throug her blubber and therefore not even notice it

And last, if you dont express your true opininions you´ll get along with people much better. and you dont have to argue all the time
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WaldoJ
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PostPosted: Tue, 19th Sep 2006 01:26    Post subject:
GeoStax wrote:
First womans are never fat
 Spoiler:
 


I love my mother dearly, truly, and often magnificently, but come on! I have my spine to worry about! Sad

Sometimes people have to be told the truth. Sad


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I win, you lose. Or Go fuck yourself.
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GeoStax




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PostPosted: Tue, 19th Sep 2006 01:34    Post subject:
WaldoJ wrote:
GeoStax wrote:
First womans are never fat
 Spoiler:
 


I love my mother dearly, truly, and often magnificently, but come on! I have my spine to worry about! Sad


Ofcourse there are exeptions to rules.

like there are men that cant take a nice hard beating


if it doesnt kill you it makes you stronger, so quit worrying about your spine, at least you know fat women, the ones i know are at least half size of your example

concluding i think your mother beats you cause she loves you magnificently back, it would cost her less effort to simply ignore you
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WaldoJ
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PostPosted: Tue, 19th Sep 2006 03:10    Post subject:
GeoStax wrote:
if it doesnt kill you it makes you stronger, so quit worrying about your spine


Obviously you never had sex in a wheel chair. And you know what? Those paraplegics haven't had sex in wheel chairs either Razz If you can't move your hips... what good are you?

Spine is important. Smile


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GeoStax




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PostPosted: Tue, 19th Sep 2006 12:52    Post subject:
hehe no, never had sex in a wheelchair

although my grandmothed had one, so it seems i missed a chance here.
but i never saw it as a possibility
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[sYn]
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PostPosted: Tue, 19th Sep 2006 15:04    Post subject:
GeoStax wrote:
WaldoJ wrote:
[sYn] wrote:
haha.. i always thought it was an odd one too, the restriction even applies to remote images I think.. maddness.


I concur.


correct, but on the other hand the servercosts would be astonishing if every user would be given the oppertunity to use an avtar in the range of about 30kb.

Let alone the performance loss due to the grafical impact on some of the users older computersystems.


NFOrce has its own datacenter Wink
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pistolshrimp
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PostPosted: Tue, 19th Sep 2006 21:02    Post subject:
This conversation is funny and then sYn comes in with the tech talk which is even funnier. LOL

sex, mother, fat, sex in wheelchairs, moving of hips, needing of spine, NFOrce has it's own datacenter... hehehe
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SycoShaman
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PostPosted: Tue, 19th Sep 2006 21:52    Post subject:
pistolshrimp wrote:
This conversation is funny and then sYn comes in with the tech talk which is even funnier. LOL

sex, mother, fat, sex in wheelchairs, moving of hips, needing of spine, NFOrce has it's own datacenter... hehehe


Laughing

Syn's the Nforce Geek! Smile He's a cool geek tho Smile


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Hfric




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PostPosted: Tue, 19th Sep 2006 22:34    Post subject:
NICE HARD CORE STUFF YOU GOT HERE ..... now post pics of dazzez milfs


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SycoShaman
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PostPosted: Tue, 19th Sep 2006 22:39    Post subject:
Hfric wrote:
NICE HARD CORE STUFF YOU GOT HERE ..... now post pics of dazzez milfs


it wa subs milf...the "chew my shit" milf Laughing


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GeoStax




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Location: Netherlands
PostPosted: Wed, 20th Sep 2006 03:53    Post subject:
WaldoJ wrote:
Spine is important. Smile


now that you mentioned this, ive got i mice problem and ive already caught some.
My roommate thought he was fast too and he just broke the spine of one of the loose mice while trying to catch it, and it became pretty disabled.
It obviously wasn't so fast anymore and i had to rib it apart to avoid any further suffering.

and this experience totally affirms your statement

whitout spine, chances are you end up dead
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