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weird0
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Posted: Wed, 19th Apr 2006 02:29 Post subject: Stories no one wants to hear...	Quick Quote Quote

Girlfriends with tongue piercings and a blowjob ...bad combination ...oh well so go on tell your stories no one wants to hear.

nouseforaname
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Posted: Wed, 19th Apr 2006 02:48 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

arrr ... my gf just took her tongue stud out ... I liked it better in asus z170-A \|\| core i5-6600K \|\| geforce gtx 970 4gb \|\| 16gb ddr4 ram \|\| win10 \|\| 1080p led samsung 27"

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Posted: Wed, 19th Apr 2006 02:51 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

Hell yeah, piercings ftw Watercooled 5950X \| AORUS Master X570 \| Asus RTX 3090 TUF Gaming OC \| 64Gb RAM \| 1Tb 970 Evo Plus + 2Tb 660p \| etc etc

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Posted: Wed, 19th Apr 2006 02:59 Post subject:

Yea, when i first went with a girl with a tongue piercin I was scared I was going to rip it out or something, it's alright though Smile

There's a story of my m8 getting his foreskin caught in his gf's braces and she yank away and pulled a tiny bit of skin off. Put me off for life :/

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Esel_Gesi
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Posted: Wed, 19th Apr 2006 03:11 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

piercings are indeed hot as long as that shit doesn't get out of hand. Story that no ones wants to here eh? lets just say 18th bday / ugly stripper with too many tattoos / dildo on the end of a drill / booze.

deelix
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Posted: Wed, 19th Apr 2006 06:35 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

weird0: eh... you know why they pierce they tongue?! They are made to satisfy men ffs

weird0
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Posted: Wed, 19th Apr 2006 09:16 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

guess it was the booze then still hurts like shit anyways another thing: i'm 176cm/63kg normally. over easter i gained 8kg of weight how the fuck is that possible? and yes, i did take a dump every day

ApeX PredatoR
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Posted: Wed, 19th Apr 2006 10:59 Post subject:

weird0 wrote:

guess it was the booze then Razz

still hurts like shit anyways Crying or Very sad

another thing:
i'm 176cm/63kg normally. over easter i gained 8kg of weight Laughing

how the fuck is that possible? and yes, i did take a dump every day Embarassed

are you serious man?!?!?!
What the fuck did you eat...concrete eggs?????

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weird0
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Posted: Wed, 19th Apr 2006 14:07 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

i just checked again and it's only 6kg, but still. i have to add that in the last 4 days i really ate a LOT...easter+birthdays+bk at night after the drinking...