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Jenni
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PostPosted: Fri, 14th Apr 2006 01:00    Post subject: Big Trouble
A husband was in big trouble when he forgot his wife's birthday.

His wife told him "Tomorrow there better be something
in the driveway for me that goes zero to 200 in 2 seconds flat".
The next morning the wife found a small package in the driveway. She
opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.






















Funeral arrangements for the husband have been set for Saturday.
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fraich3




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PostPosted: Fri, 14th Apr 2006 01:23    Post subject:
haha Very Happy

"Zipfero is the biggest fucking golddigger ever" - Mutantius
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EVILmono




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PostPosted: Fri, 14th Apr 2006 01:52    Post subject:
hahahaha

"There are no innocent victims. If you're born on this planet, you are guilty, fuck you, end of report, next case, NEXT FUCKING CASE! Your birth certificate is proof of guilt!" - George Carlin
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mag2005




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PostPosted: Fri, 14th Apr 2006 03:45    Post subject:
lol

If you hate it, ignore it.
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Accelleron




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PostPosted: Fri, 14th Apr 2006 12:14    Post subject:
Thanks for that, Jen Smile

btw, can I get an invitation to your hubby's funeral?

/don't banninate me :O
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Jenni
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PostPosted: Fri, 14th Apr 2006 12:33    Post subject:
LOL!! Cheeky git.
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