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 Posted: Wed, 1st Mar 2006 15:12 Post subject: Richard Stallamn Is A Hippy Communist |
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Richard Malodorous Stallman (also known as "rms" or "GNU/Stallman") is the author and most prominent proponent of the Grand Unified Theory of Free & Accessable Technology (GUTFAT), and the founder of the GNU. GNU is a clever and descriptive but decidedly non-recursive acronym standing for Generally Not Used.
Essentially, rms's theory states that it is more important for software to be free than to be usable.In later years he became the spokesperson for other freedom movements including free love, free Tibet, and free Whopper® with the purchase of a Whopper Ultra Value Meal®—for a limited time only, prices and participation may vary.
With his noodly appendages calloused and sore, rms found himself sadly defeated, unable to create a functional kernel to compliment his array of system tools and complete the GNU Operating System. He assembled a team of programmers from his network of poly-sympathizers, then gave them the mission and their guiding slogan: "Technology Unlimited, Radical Development"
So, GNU's Project TURD was begun in earnest in the new decade of 1990, but it soon became clear that the excruciating squeeze to produce a revolutionary package was in fact, waste, owing to a crappy design decision. The public, who'd been waiting patiently by the door for some time, eventually moved on to the fertile pastures of Linux, and GNU's offering was flushed.
# He cannot swim, but floats majestically.
# He once received a custom-made sail from Microsoft chairman Bill Gates, but has steadfastly refused to wear it, despite the fact that it was "free".
# Linus Torvalds said: “rms will be forever remembered as the guy whose TURD just wouldn't float.”
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Richard_Stallman
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| Posted: Wed, 1st Mar 2006 15:29 Post subject: |
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ok........
so whats the bitchin part and what was your opinion again, i think i missed it
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spankie
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| Posted: Wed, 1st Mar 2006 16:44 Post subject: |
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whats your point?
i guess you hate commus? making 3 posts in a row. *news flash* communists only exist in china and some korea
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| Posted: Wed, 1st Mar 2006 17:23 Post subject: |
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the other two are about Libertarianism, which is actully the opposite of communism.
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nouseforaname
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| Posted: Wed, 1st Mar 2006 18:16 Post subject: |
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Hi. My name is insignia and I make stupid threads.
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| Posted: Wed, 1st Mar 2006 20:00 Post subject: |
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he obviously has too much free time on his hands.
GET A JOB YOU BUM.
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| Posted: Wed, 1st Mar 2006 21:15 Post subject: |
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There are communists on this board!!!!!!!! O MY!
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