Fucking Memory!
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werdercanuck




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PostPosted: Thu, 2nd Feb 2006 03:48    Post subject: Fucking Memory!
So, I bought another 512mb of Kingston memory, cause I only had 512mb before. Opened case and tried to install it, fucking pins wouldnt lock, no matter how gentle or how hard I pushed.Was so fucking close to use a hammer to get that stupid thing in there, so I told my wife, computer n00b, doesnt know shit, to give it a try. Told her, just try to push it in until the pins lock. She said 'alright', gave the stick a little push and all I heard was 'click' 'click' and "like this honey?" And I was like 'wtf'!!!!!!


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Sublime




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PostPosted: Thu, 2nd Feb 2006 03:54    Post subject:
don't blame the memory just blame your self Razz
also;
http://www.mymemory.co.uk/ some pretty cheap cards on there Smile


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werdercanuck




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PostPosted: Thu, 2nd Feb 2006 03:58    Post subject:
Talking about DDR RAM though Wink
I have no idea what I did wrong, I tried it gentle first, pushing a little harder after every try, stupid pins didnt want to lock. When I built this system, I bought the exact same ram, from the same vendor and got it installed without a hassle in slot #1. Ah well, at least its in now, have to thank me missus later on in bed Very Happy


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Sublime




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PostPosted: Thu, 2nd Feb 2006 03:59    Post subject:
Maybe you cleaned all the dirt / crap from the slots the first time around? I dont know.. and that site does sell RAM Razz


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werdercanuck




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PostPosted: Thu, 2nd Feb 2006 04:01    Post subject:
well, I'm in Canada so with shipping it would be double the price :lol
The computer store where I buy my things is owned by a good friend, I only pay what he pays Wink


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gliss




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PostPosted: Thu, 2nd Feb 2006 04:03    Post subject:
The explanation is quite simple: Your wife has been secretly been studying computers and her hardware-fu is proper.
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werdercanuck




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PostPosted: Thu, 2nd Feb 2006 04:05    Post subject:
what really pissed me off was, it took her like 2 seconds, she just pushed it and it locked in. And then this "like this honey?" I almost slapped that bitch lol (j/k I would never lay a hand on her, except she asks me to Very Happy )


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Grees




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PostPosted: Thu, 2nd Feb 2006 08:49    Post subject:
Sounds to me like the kind of thing that could haunt you for the rest of your life.
Quick, better get her to do something really clumsy, so you can have a reply later on when she bring this up again.
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D_A_Kuja
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PostPosted: Thu, 2nd Feb 2006 12:47    Post subject:
i m sorry man, but you just lost all your manhood, the only thing you can do is
to surrender to your wife as her bitch now Smile


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werdercanuck




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PostPosted: Thu, 2nd Feb 2006 16:08    Post subject:
D_A_Kuja wrote:
i m sorry man, but you just lost all your manhood, the only thing you can do is
to surrender to your wife as her bitch now Smile


don't let her that one, she could come up with some pretty weird ideas Laughing
but honestly, it already started. the whole evening yesterday she kept yacking about that so i just unplugged the network cable from her laptop, lets see if she can figure out that one Very Happy


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Jenni
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PostPosted: Thu, 2nd Feb 2006 18:04    Post subject:
Hahaha I bet your wife does. Must suck werdercanuck that us women know all things pc more than you. Razz


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Spun[k]




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PostPosted: Thu, 2nd Feb 2006 18:07    Post subject:
werdercanuck wrote:
whole evening yesterday she kept yacking about that so i just unplugged the network cable from her laptop, lets see if she can figure out that one Very Happy





Haha. Damn your evil... Very Happy She wont know what hit her.. Well, if you get caught, there will be like no more sex this year. And damn...the year has just started. Very Happy


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werdercanuck




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PostPosted: Thu, 2nd Feb 2006 18:54    Post subject:
haha, actually, I usually threaten her with no sex Very Happy
and she didnt notice that her laptop doesnt have a connection yet Very Happy


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Accelleron




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PostPosted: Thu, 2nd Feb 2006 21:09    Post subject:
Jenni wrote:
Hahaha I bet your wife does. Must suck werdercanuck that us women know all things pc more than you. Razz


It's because you have something in common: both bitch incessantly, both freeze up when you least want/expect it, and both take forever to get turned on Razz


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Jenni
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PostPosted: Thu, 2nd Feb 2006 23:07    Post subject:
If your woman/pc takes ages to get turned on then you need to upgrade to a newer model or take a course.
Razz


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Spun[k]




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PostPosted: Thu, 2nd Feb 2006 23:21    Post subject:
Jenni wrote:
If your woman/pc takes ages to get turned on then you need to upgrade to a newer model or take a course.
Razz


Hahaha! Credits to you lady, Second time I laughed infront of my computer today. And I promise...its rare.Very Happy



edit# yeah Im a grumpy fuck. Wink


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Lutzifer
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PostPosted: Fri, 3rd Feb 2006 00:34    Post subject:
women FTW!!! Very Happy
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Jenni
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PostPosted: Fri, 3rd Feb 2006 00:38    Post subject:
What was the first time Spun[k]?


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Spun[k]




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PostPosted: Fri, 3rd Feb 2006 01:01    Post subject:
Jenni wrote:
What was the first time Spun[k]?



When I saw the trailer to Scary Movie 4. Rolling Eyes


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