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toeffy
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PostPosted: Tue, 10th Jan 2006 13:22    Post subject: more chuck norris
http://www.youtube.com/watch.php?v=py5VWZdd0VY&search=Chuck%20Norris

great!

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PostPosted: Tue, 10th Jan 2006 17:59    Post subject:
Chuckie rules.

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PostPosted: Tue, 10th Jan 2006 22:49    Post subject:
chuck is teh suck

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PostPosted: Wed, 11th Jan 2006 01:24    Post subject:
No way. Chuck for teh winnnN!!!!11
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PostPosted: Wed, 11th Jan 2006 02:38    Post subject:
Chuck Norris doesn't sleep...he _waits_. Also, whats with this whole fetish with Norris all of a sudden?
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PostPosted: Wed, 11th Jan 2006 03:23    Post subject:
he's been super for ages

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PostPosted: Wed, 11th Jan 2006 04:34    Post subject:
Remember his absurd amount of chest hair in Return of the Dragon with Bruce Lee?

Rug Norris
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PostPosted: Wed, 11th Jan 2006 04:44    Post subject:
fear him Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Wed, 11th Jan 2006 06:32    Post subject:
knives217 wrote:
Chuck Norris doesn't sleep...he _waits_. Also, whats with this whole fetish with Norris all of a sudden?


His beard turned more red.

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PostPosted: Sun, 15th Jan 2006 22:02    Post subject:
IN RESPONSE TO THE "RANDOM FACTS" THAT ARE BEING GENERATED ON THE INTERNET!

http://www.chucknorris.com/html/events.aspx

Chuck Norris wrote:

I'm aware of the made up declarations about me that have recently begun to appear on the Internet and in emails as "Chuck Norris facts." I've seen some of them. Some are funny. Some are pretty far out. Being more a student of the Wild West than the wild world of the Internet, I'm not quite sure what to make of it. It's quite surprising. I do know that boys will be boys, and I neither take offense nor take these things too seriously. Who knows, maybe these made up one-liners will prompt young people to seek out the real facts as found in my recent autobiographical book, "Against All Odds?" They may even be interested enough to check out my novels set in the Old West, "The Justice Riders," released this month. I'm very proud of these literary efforts.
~ Chuck Norris



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PostPosted: Sun, 15th Jan 2006 22:11    Post subject:
does he actuallt thinks that we think that they are facts?!
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PostPosted: Sun, 15th Jan 2006 22:38    Post subject:
towelie_swe wrote:
does he actuallt thinks that we think that they are facts?!

Chuck Norris does not think... Chuck Norris knows...
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PostPosted: Sun, 15th Jan 2006 23:37    Post subject:
Chuck Norris = Man of the 20-21st centuries

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PostPosted: Sun, 15th Jan 2006 23:46    Post subject:
EVILmono wrote:
fear him Twisted Evil

not really Smile
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PostPosted: Sun, 15th Jan 2006 23:54    Post subject:
deelix wrote:
EVILmono wrote:
fear him Twisted Evil

not really Smile

I foresee a roundhouse kick death in the near future... Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Mon, 16th Jan 2006 00:31    Post subject:
Esel_Gesi wrote:
Remember his absurd amount of chest hair in Return of the Dragon with Bruce Lee?

Rug Norris


Haha yea, I wonder who vaxes his back. Must sting like hell ripping that monkey hair off. In his later movies he has a chest like a babys butt too. From one extreme to the other. Very Happy

/ goes to watch his texax ranger dvds

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PostPosted: Mon, 16th Jan 2006 00:42    Post subject:
Vote Chuck for King of Universe.
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PostPosted: Mon, 16th Jan 2006 01:05    Post subject:
Subander wrote:
Esel_Gesi wrote:
Remember his absurd amount of chest hair in Return of the Dragon with Bruce Lee?

Rug Norris


Haha yea, I wonder who vaxes his back. Must sting like hell ripping that monkey hair off. In his later movies he has a chest like a babys butt too. From one extreme to the other. Very Happy

/ goes to watch his texax ranger dvds

Chuck Norris feels no pain... He only gives it to others...
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PostPosted: Tue, 17th Jan 2006 10:23    Post subject:
http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/
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PostPosted: Tue, 17th Jan 2006 10:43    Post subject:
Quote:
In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.

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PostPosted: Tue, 17th Jan 2006 10:50    Post subject:
Quote:
Chuck Norris has two speeds.. Walk and Kill..


Quote:
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.



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Subander




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PostPosted: Tue, 17th Jan 2006 17:24    Post subject:
IGN have designed the unbreakable faceplate for the 360. Notice the shining crotch.

http://xbox360.ign.com/articles/681/681144p1.html

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PostPosted: Tue, 17th Jan 2006 17:27    Post subject:
ha!


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PostPosted: Wed, 18th Jan 2006 16:04    Post subject:
lol
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PostPosted: Thu, 19th Jan 2006 05:40    Post subject:
Laughing

Even on 102.1 The Edge (Canadian 'new' rock station), during the morning show, they started a chuck norris segment....they read the funniest ones they find, some are fuckin hilarious and I could have swore some were off here....
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