Hitman the movie: Staring Vin Diesel
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killingBill




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PostPosted: Wed, 15th Jun 2005 12:35    Post subject: Hitman the movie: Staring Vin Diesel
http://www.comingsoon.net/news/topnews.php?id=10032

This is cool! There is no news whatsoever about this on IMDB...
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PostPosted: Wed, 15th Jun 2005 13:29    Post subject: Re: Hitman the movie: Staring Vin Diesel
killingBill wrote:
http://www.comingsoon.net/news/topnews.php?id=10032

This is cool! There is no news whatsoever about this on IMDB...



OMG

Guy's realise comingoon list's movies that aren't even in production. They are a site who can list Terminator 4,5 when terminator 3 has just hit cinema.

They probably list movies after unconfirmed rumour's, pretty sad...
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PostPosted: Wed, 15th Jun 2005 14:31    Post subject: Re: Hitman the movie: Staring Vin Diesel
killingBill wrote:
This is cool!


with vin diesel?
no its NOT Evil or Very Mad
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PostPosted: Wed, 15th Jun 2005 15:14    Post subject:
i bet uwe boll is the director
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PostPosted: Wed, 15th Jun 2005 15:42    Post subject:
Well at least Vin has the bald head......that's about it.
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killingBill




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PostPosted: Wed, 15th Jun 2005 15:43    Post subject:
kenny64 wrote:
i bet uwe boll is the director


let's hope not.


It's cool that they bring Hitman to Hollywood, I can just imagine that potentially it can be a good movie. Not because it's staring Mr Diesel!
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xafan




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PostPosted: Wed, 15th Jun 2005 15:46    Post subject:
I'd rather have an unknown actor who sucks at acting. Why? Because 47 rarely talks and when he does talk he sounds like Keanu Reeves in the sense that he has no personality. Which fits perfectly with the character because he is a clone.

If this is true I can see the movie quickly being ruined by the compulsion to make snappy one liners for Vin. Then a random strip scene which adds nothing to the movie a side from making the target demographic readjust themselves in their seats.
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PostPosted: Wed, 15th Jun 2005 18:11    Post subject:
Vin is too big aswell I think, Hitman is just lean and muscular, but alot stronger then the average person of his size because he was genetically enhanced.


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PostPosted: Wed, 15th Jun 2005 18:18    Post subject:
anyone who saw the 10 minutes of batman
anyone thought that when bale was exploring the cave
he kind of looked like Fisher? Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy

Hitman is all about style. You don't need the character that looks like him. I mean Vin would be alright if the story was good.

Collateral was a good ‘hitman’ type movie. It was quick, witty and had style.

Most hitman movies are; one walks in, pulls the trigger, gets out. Which is fine. But when they shoot the scene it looks like it was for Disney.
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killingBill




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PostPosted: Wed, 15th Jun 2005 19:12    Post subject:
Talking about good hitmen: Take Jean Reno, make him bold, give him a tattoo...nah, never mind.

/off topic: Jean Reno is currently casted for 'the da vinci code' ( http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0382625/ ). I definately have to read the book It's already lying in my room, staring at me... well...after the exams! Hell I got a lot to do after the exams!
Edit: tom hanks!!!
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PostPosted: Wed, 15th Jun 2005 20:02    Post subject:
Tom hanks did prove he could play a hitman in 'road to perdition' and jean reno was fantastic in leon/the professional. But neither of them could pull off the bald look.

One of my teachers in college looked exactly like hitman, down to the suit and the walk. Me and my friends always used to joke he was just in our college because he was on a job. Very Happy


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PostPosted: Wed, 15th Jun 2005 20:16    Post subject:
Christian Bale should do this one... shave his head, and do the "American Psycho" Wink


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PostPosted: Wed, 15th Jun 2005 20:31    Post subject:
Christian Bale should just star in every movie Very Happy


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PostPosted: Wed, 15th Jun 2005 20:32    Post subject:
AnimalMother wrote:
Tom hanks did prove he could play a hitman in 'road to perdition' and jean reno was fantastic in leon/the professional. But neither of them could pull off the bald look.


no no no, Tom Hanks is playing in The Da Vinci Code....Sorry for the confusion
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PostPosted: Wed, 15th Jun 2005 20:37    Post subject:
Random Vin Diesel facts anyone?

http://www.4q.cc/vin/

Quote:
...and now a random fact about Vin Diesel:

If you cut one of Vin Diesel's limbs off, it will grow back twice as large

Vin Diesel once took a shit, lasting for 40 days and 40 nights. Thus, Gérard Depardieu was born.

Vin Diesel invented the dirty sanchez one dark night in Tangier, but only after several hundred failed attempts that have left a hundreds of Mexican women "mutilated, but comedically so."

Vin Diesel is actually Santa Clause's good friend Jesus.

Vin Diesel doesn't like dogs. He eats three a day, just for spite.

In 1865 Vin Diesel created broccolli, as a bi-product of his genetic experiments into miniturising trees in-order to make himself appear giant-like.


Laughing Laughing Laughing


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PostPosted: Wed, 15th Jun 2005 20:45    Post subject:
http://www.aintitcool.com/display.cgi?id=20470

more info! (?)


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PostPosted: Wed, 15th Jun 2005 20:51    Post subject:
I think the outcome of this movie depends on the rating and director.

Two possible outcomes:

1) good action director, hard R rating = maybe a good movie, but at least violent

2) Uwe Boll/Paul WS Anderson direct, pg-13 rating = steaming boll of shit


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killingBill




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PostPosted: Wed, 15th Jun 2005 22:41    Post subject:
I just read that Uwe is going to make a movie about 'postal' so hopefully that will keep him too busy to spoil this one Very Happy
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PostPosted: Wed, 15th Jun 2005 22:55    Post subject:
ok here are my 2 cents, only because its vin

http://www.darkhorizons.com/news05/050615c.php
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PostPosted: Thu, 16th Jun 2005 00:16    Post subject:
I have no problems with Diesel, but Dwayne Johnson aka the rock, now that's a bad actor...

Compare diesel with the rock and diesel is legend Very Happy
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PostPosted: Thu, 16th Jun 2005 00:20    Post subject:
OMFG! Hollywood should be blown up...


About Hitman: Movie (2007)
Vin Diesel is a hardcore gamer, and absolutely loves the Hitman series. For that reason I have faith that he wont destroy the movie.

Response: Well, Uwe Boll probably loved the Alone in the Dark games.
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PostPosted: Thu, 16th Jun 2005 00:32    Post subject:
Griffon wrote:
OMFG! Hollywood should be blown up...

Just give it some time boy Wink


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PostPosted: Thu, 16th Jun 2005 00:46    Post subject:
_SiN_ wrote:
Griffon wrote:
OMFG! Hollywood should be blown up...

Just give it some time boy Wink


This is nothing, John Carpenter's movies are getting remakes, WTF YOU DO NOT REMAKE THE THING

Look at uwe bowl's imdb profile

# Far Cry (2006) (announced)
# Fear Effect (2006) (announced)
# Hunter: The Reckoning (2006) (announced)
# Night Claws (2005) (announced)
# Dungeon Siege (2006) (pre-production)
# Bloodrayne (2005) (post-production)

# Alone in the Dark (2005) HORRIBLE
# House of the Dead (2003) WORST MOVIE I've ever seen

What's next? Halo?



And let's not start with Paul "scum/disaster Anderson" or better known as paulscum Mad Evil or Very Mad
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PostPosted: Thu, 16th Jun 2005 02:02    Post subject:
I dont normally like to judge movies before I see them but im going to go out on a limb here and say that this hitman film is going to blow.


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PostPosted: Thu, 16th Jun 2005 06:43    Post subject:
Esel_Gesi wrote:
I dont normally like to judge movies before I see them but im going to go out on a limb here and say that this hitman film is going to blow.

It can't be good with Vin Diesel... I mean he doesn't even look like hitman!!! holy fuck!
They might aswell take Danny DeVito for Lee Hong, Ben Stiller for Pablo and Paris Hilton for Lei Ling...

Oh no! I know! Christopher Bale (Like he was in Mechanist) for Tzun!!!


About Hitman: Movie (2007)
Vin Diesel is a hardcore gamer, and absolutely loves the Hitman series. For that reason I have faith that he wont destroy the movie.

Response: Well, Uwe Boll probably loved the Alone in the Dark games.
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PostPosted: Thu, 16th Jun 2005 10:51    Post subject:
man lets not get Vin Diesel into this one... I would cry for days if he appeared...


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PostPosted: Thu, 16th Jun 2005 18:50    Post subject:
Jason Statham would be a good hitman.
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PostPosted: Thu, 16th Jun 2005 19:53    Post subject:
Ben Kingsley All the freakin way!


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PostPosted: Thu, 16th Jun 2005 23:44    Post subject:
Mutantius wrote:
Ben Kingsley All the freakin way!

Ice Cube would work too...


About Hitman: Movie (2007)
Vin Diesel is a hardcore gamer, and absolutely loves the Hitman series. For that reason I have faith that he wont destroy the movie.

Response: Well, Uwe Boll probably loved the Alone in the Dark games.
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PostPosted: Fri, 17th Jun 2005 01:24    Post subject:
cherzo wrote:
Jason Statham would be a good hitman.


yes, that would be nice Smile
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