NORWAY sucks in fotball!
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deelix
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PostPosted: Sat, 31st Dec 2005 12:31    Post subject: NORWAY sucks in fotball!
yeah we do! Smile

we are good in snowsports and rally, but sucks hard in fotball
Thats why i don't watch it! Very Happy
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PostPosted: Sat, 31st Dec 2005 12:52    Post subject:
you've got Riise who's one of my fav left-backs in the prem... but yeah, you do suck. i wanna remember though that you used to be really good and fun to watch, but those days are kinda over Razz
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Voodoo-child
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PostPosted: Sat, 31st Dec 2005 13:02    Post subject:
Ever saw the belgian team... sad
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PostPosted: Sat, 31st Dec 2005 13:14    Post subject:
don't forget the legend that is solskjaer!


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skidrow
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PostPosted: Sat, 31st Dec 2005 13:15    Post subject:
lol, who gives a fuck about norway anyway Laughing

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cnZ
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PostPosted: Sat, 31st Dec 2005 14:32    Post subject:
yeah, deelix, you're alwasys talking about Norway Laughing
some US, China or Russian nuclear bomb can blow you away like shit Laughing
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PostPosted: Sat, 31st Dec 2005 14:36    Post subject:
DK is teh shit at soccer. Or we were Sad


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PostPosted: Sat, 31st Dec 2005 15:27    Post subject:
Mutantius wrote:
DK is teh shit at soccer. Or we were Sad


Were, are and will always be Wink


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PostPosted: Sat, 31st Dec 2005 15:52    Post subject:
Voodoo-child wrote:
Ever saw the belgian team... sad


indeed

i still remeber that one time in 2000 against brazilie when we scored, the goal was cancelled and after the match they said it was an ok goal so i still say we would have won if it wasnt for that piss referee damn bastard

luckely im not into football, cant stand to watch it really


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PostPosted: Sat, 31st Dec 2005 16:15    Post subject:
cnZ wrote:
yeah, deelix, you're alwasys talking about Norway Laughing
some US, China or Russian nuclear bomb can blow you away like shit Laughing


Yeah, thats why i did this, because iv always talked about how good Norway is and bla bla bla.

So it was time to say some shit about Norway! Smile

I think i did this for that swedish fur guy


Blow us away:

Hehe, i know, thats why we always are neutral, and don't think anyone have reason to hate us. Really good friends with Usa =\
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PostPosted: Sat, 31st Dec 2005 20:11    Post subject:
i dont care for football/soccer i do however love Yankball/US football


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YourGod
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PostPosted: Sat, 31st Dec 2005 21:11    Post subject:
US football is the only real SPORT.


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PostPosted: Sat, 31st Dec 2005 21:45    Post subject:
deelix wrote:
because iv always talked about how good Norway is and bla bla bla.


wtf good is there in Norway?


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PostPosted: Sat, 31st Dec 2005 21:46    Post subject:
uhhhhhhm anarchy online? maybe idk im american i dont give a shit about anything but america Very Happy


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PostPosted: Sat, 31st Dec 2005 22:06    Post subject:
Add hockey to the Norway suck list plz.
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deelix
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PostPosted: Sun, 1st Jan 2006 02:14    Post subject:
Stealth88 wrote:
deelix wrote:
because iv always talked about how good Norway is and bla bla bla.


wtf good is there in Norway?


Lots, you just don't understand it... Its great. we get lots of money from the state of reasons other contries just laugh of.
And since your 17 year old i tought you understand. I have som friends who was in the navy. The told me about how much other european countries sucks. Damn im happy i live in norway.

Norway have the highest HDI in the world. I think thats because there are only 4.5mill people here.. but its great anyway...
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PostPosted: Sun, 1st Jan 2006 02:14    Post subject:
Swinefur wrote:
Add hockey to the Norway suck list plz.


Norway sukcs really hard in hockey Smile
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PostPosted: Sun, 1st Jan 2006 12:56    Post subject:
deelix wrote:
Stealth88 wrote:
deelix wrote:
because iv always talked about how good Norway is and bla bla bla.


wtf good is there in Norway?


Lots, you just don't understand it... Its great. we get lots of money from the state of reasons other contries just laugh of.
And since your 17 year old i tought you understand. I have som friends who was in the navy. The told me about how much other european countries sucks. Damn im happy i live in norway.

Norway have the highest HDI in the world. I think thats because there are only 4.5mill people here.. but its great anyway...


You probably live in a bigger city..
Because we that live in smaller town, on the west coast gets NOTHING from the cockfags in Oslo..
"Vegvesenet" even said that the road here were I live is one of Norways worst roads.
The schools here looks like a fucking ghetto in the poorest part of russia..
You never get any money support here if you need it..
Houses around here looks like shit..
The best country in the world, Poland, looks 10x richer!

Only positive thing I can think of in Norway is the army.
If you go to or study in the army here, they pay the monthly rent for the apartment you live in and they pay for all the food, and they give you the drivers license for free, and you even get paid for being there..


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PostPosted: Sun, 1st Jan 2006 13:29    Post subject:
skidrow wrote:
lol, who gives a fuck about norway anyway Laughing

Wink


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PostPosted: Sun, 1st Jan 2006 14:51    Post subject:
_SiN_ wrote:
skidrow wrote:
lol, who gives a fuck about norway anyway Laughing

Wink


Now that is sig material right there Very Happy


oh yea Laughing


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deelix
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PostPosted: Sun, 1st Jan 2006 15:02    Post subject:
Stealth88 wrote:
deelix wrote:
Stealth88 wrote:


wtf good is there in Norway?


Lots, you just don't understand it... Its great. we get lots of money from the state of reasons other contries just laugh of.
And since your 17 year old i tought you understand. I have som friends who was in the navy. The told me about how much other european countries sucks. Damn im happy i live in norway.

Norway have the highest HDI in the world. I think thats because there are only 4.5mill people here.. but its great anyway...


You probably live in a bigger city..
Because we that live in smaller town, on the west coast gets NOTHING from the cockfags in Oslo..
"Vegvesenet" even said that the road here were I live is one of Norways worst roads.
The schools here looks like a fucking ghetto in the poorest part of russia..
You never get any money support here if you need it..
Houses around here looks like shit..
The best country in the world, Poland, looks 10x richer!

Only positive thing I can think of in Norway is the army.
If you go to or study in the army here, they pay the monthly rent for the apartment you live in and they pay for all the food, and they give you the drivers license for free, and you even get paid for being there..


hmm, strange. But atleast you can live a life without working Razz I don't think you can do that in russia. So atleast we have it better than the people who have to work all day long to get some food...

And no i dont live in a big city. Live around 10k people here. All im saying is that more people have a better life in norway than for example poland, because their many more people. And yeah iv seen lots of people living in the streets in poland. Much more than Oslo. And the poor in oslo. The people who have it worst. They get money from the state. And yeah.. their sure use it on drugs anyways, but thats their problem
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PostPosted: Sun, 1st Jan 2006 15:28    Post subject:
manwithplanxyz wrote:
i dont care for football/soccer i do however love Yankball/US football


thats soooo crap...

run 5meter and stop than again run5 meter and stop... REAL BOOORING TBH

and you know first there whas football/soccer and after that all the ripoff lame crap sports like american football came..


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PostPosted: Sun, 1st Jan 2006 17:36    Post subject:
Any idiot can run around and kick a round ball, US foolball you have to think. Can be a skinny nerd and as long as you have legs you can play soccer. Only real men play NFL.


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PostPosted: Sun, 1st Jan 2006 17:43    Post subject:
YourGod wrote:
Any idiot can run around and kick a round ball, US foolball you have to think. Can be a skinny nerd and as long as you have legs you can play soccer. Only real men play NFL.


Wow you can't really stay objective eh?


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PostPosted: Sun, 1st Jan 2006 17:44    Post subject:
YourGod wrote:
Any idiot can run around and kick a round ball, US foolball you have to think. Can be a skinny nerd and as long as you have legs you can play soccer. Only real men play NFL.


yea, but it's usually the coaches who do the thinking, even the quaterback gets told wich plays to call. In general football players are known to be real smart, especially the guards.


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deelix
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PostPosted: Sun, 1st Jan 2006 17:45    Post subject:
YourGod wrote:
Any idiot can run around and kick a round ball, US foolball you have to think. Can be a skinny nerd and as long as you have legs you can play soccer. Only real men play NFL.


American baseball ftw... or just... not
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cnZ
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PostPosted: Sun, 1st Jan 2006 17:48    Post subject:
deelix,

yeah ok, Norway ftw.. . . . ..

but Finland, as well as New Zealand has world's smallest corruption - how do you bea that? it means our people are the most friendliest in whole world!

but still i don't pimp with that info :/

so, i would suggest to stop that "my country is teh leetest" stories..
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PostPosted: Sun, 1st Jan 2006 17:50    Post subject:
cnZ wrote:
deelix,

yeah ok, Norway ftw.. . . . ..

but Finland, as well as New Zealand has world's smallest corruption - how do you bea that? it means our people are the most friendliest in whole world!

but still i don't pimp with that info :/

so, i would suggest to stop that "my country is teh leetest" stories..


im not saying that.. But america aint that great either. If i could chose a country to live in it would be denmark ^^

and btw @topic... thats not pimping that we sucks in fotball Razz Many people love it, and are disepointed that we sucks...
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PostPosted: Sun, 1st Jan 2006 18:12    Post subject:
YourGod wrote:
Any idiot can run around and kick a round ball, US foolball you have to think. Can be a skinny nerd and as long as you have legs you can play soccer. Only real men play NFL.


Yea as opposed to rugby where you don't do that Rolling Eyes

Any 'sport' where you have two teams on one team isn't really a sport. I'll give ice hockey a break because that's hard but really do you need fat bastards for defense and then fast ones just for offense? It's not even a sport and if you think that football doesn't require thought yet blocking a man from 10 yards does then you're a retard.


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PostPosted: Sun, 1st Jan 2006 18:29    Post subject:
NFL rules, end of story.


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