Ways to get rid of stray dogs
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PostPosted: Fri, 27th May 2011 11:52    Post subject: Ways to get rid of stray dogs
I have lots of stray dogs around my area here in the neighborhood where i live and i want to get rid of them. do you know any elegant solution? i dont even know where i could get some poison or something along the lines of this.
i heard antifreeze gel works fine. any solutions?





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PostPosted: Fri, 27th May 2011 11:53    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Fri, 27th May 2011 12:19    Post subject:
call the local chinese restaurant.


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PostPosted: Fri, 27th May 2011 12:33    Post subject:
Call animal control?


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PostPosted: Fri, 27th May 2011 13:05    Post subject:
Call mental ward and admit yourself Rolling Eyes


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PostPosted: Fri, 27th May 2011 13:11    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Fri, 27th May 2011 15:05    Post subject:
Either call animal control or post a video on youtube as you beat them all to death with a baseball bat.


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PostPosted: Fri, 27th May 2011 15:47    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Fri, 27th May 2011 15:54    Post subject:
tonizito wrote:
Call animal control?

They'll just kill them..
But you can make some meatballs of out expired meat, throw some poison in them and in no time they'll die.

I love dogs, but in some cities over here it's a real problem, a pack of strays can attack someone EVEN IF UNPROVOKED and it gets messy from there. This a fucking wildlife reservation, it's a god damn urban area, everybody defends these muts until they kill some kid or something and then it gets fucking dramatic.

But most of you fuckers haven't got a fucking clue what i'm talking about.


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PostPosted: Fri, 27th May 2011 15:57    Post subject:
chiv wrote:
call the local chinese restaurant.


I've stopped eating meat but I wouldn't mind frying a dog or two Cool Face


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PostPosted: Fri, 27th May 2011 16:09    Post subject:
Hierofan wrote:
tonizito wrote:
Call animal control?

They'll just kill them..
But you can make some meatballs of out expired meat, throw some poison in them and in no time they'll die.


onmg Laughing

And you poisoning them isn't killing? xD


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PostPosted: Fri, 27th May 2011 18:07    Post subject:
dingo_d wrote:
Hierofan wrote:
tonizito wrote:
Call animal control?

They'll just kill them..
But you can make some meatballs of out expired meat, throw some poison in them and in no time they'll die.


onmg Laughing

And you poisoning them isn't killing? xD

Neah, it wasn't that, it's just not worth the phone call if you can do it yourself and faster


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PostPosted: Fri, 27th May 2011 18:13    Post subject:
They are dogs, therefore vermin, shoot the fucking idiots.
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PostPosted: Fri, 27th May 2011 18:31    Post subject:
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But you can make some meatballs of out expired meat, throw some poison in them and in no time they'll die.


Pretty much the same here, usually works unless they're too dumb to notice the meat. It's a pain to clean up the bodies afterwards tho.


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PostPosted: Fri, 27th May 2011 19:21    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Fri, 27th May 2011 20:10    Post subject:
Yondaime wrote:
Reg67 wrote:
They are dogs, therefore vermin, shoot the fucking idiots.


Dogs do not equal vermin.


Indeed, that's an insult to vermin.


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PostPosted: Sat, 28th May 2011 15:47    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Sat, 28th May 2011 15:55    Post subject:
Reg67 wrote:
They are dogs, therefore vermin, shoot the fucking idiots

Preferably using fire.
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PostPosted: Sat, 28th May 2011 18:27    Post subject:
Rofl_Mao wrote:
Yondaime wrote:
Reg67 wrote:
They are dogs, therefore vermin, shoot the fucking idiots.


Dogs do not equal vermin.


Indeed, that's an insult to vermin.


Retards.. Rolling Eyes


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PostPosted: Sat, 28th May 2011 19:10    Post subject:
My neighbours dog is barking daily. Its like a ritual to this dog. He's barking on birds or trees or something. I'd also like to keel him. Too bad the dog doesn't leave alone freqently.
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PostPosted: Sat, 28th May 2011 19:33    Post subject:
Freakness wrote:
My neighbours dog is barking daily. Its like a ritual to this dog. He's barking on birds or trees or something. I'd also like to keel him. Too bad the dog doesn't leave alone freqently.
Somehow, I think that that dog will be safe.


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PostPosted: Sat, 28th May 2011 20:05    Post subject:
Freakness wrote:
My neighbours dog is barking daily. Its like a ritual to this dog. He's barking on birds or trees or something. I'd also like to keel him. Too bad the dog doesn't leave alone freqently.


But it's most probably not the dogs fault, it's the owners for not training it properly and sorting out the problems.


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