[HOW TO] Mini Flame the Teacher!
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IbSta




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PostPosted: Wed, 30th Nov 2005 03:38    Post subject: [HOW TO] Mini Flame the Teacher!
Hey guys Sad ,

Can someone please help me flame my teacher lol, I know its weird and all but he deserves it. This teacher is an asshole, let me explain: I couldn't get to school and I live 20 minutes away driving/bus to the school and about 40 - 50 minutes walking, its snowing like crazy, the bus I need to take breaks down they dispatch another one it also breaks down I had to wait for 2 hours in the freezing snow,wondering where the hell my bus is. So I hop on the C27 to go home, first thing I do when I got home was quickly wrote my teacher an email explaining the problem in full depth, please guys dont think I purposely skipped class. I was waiting from 6:40 am till 9:03 am before I got fed up. I have never skipped a single class so far (mind you this is college). So this is where it gets mean, the teacher gives every student a hardcopy of my truthful email, they discuss it in depth in class, laugh for 2 hours and tomorrow when I go to class everyone is going to discuss it and the teacher is going to diss me like crazy to boost his asshole ego (ps: I know this because everyone in my class likes me to some degree and don't think I deserve it, so they gave me a heads up). Also I think he has it in for me I have no idea why but i hope he gets fired (ex: My friend a while ago was stuck in north vancouver, 2 hours away from the school, he writes an email and the teacher accepts it and does'nt discuss it, next day he says "Glad to have you back"). See how unfair this teacher is? So I was just wondering how I could mini-flame him so I don't take all the hits. I just want to crush his child beating ego and not get banned from school. Thanks guys! Crying or Very sad


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[sYn]
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PostPosted: Wed, 30th Nov 2005 03:43    Post subject:
Damn, sounds like a bit of a shitty situation. If I where you I wouldnt want to be biting him back, I would much perfere to hit him where it hurts. So, a few questions?

How old are you, or more importantly, what level of education are you at?
What class is this?

Don't let him get to you, either join in the discusion about your own e-mail as if it where someone else's then report him to his superiour stating he was acting inapropraitly (christ I can't spell Neutral.. it is 3am though..)..

Either way, flaming him isnt going to help you and will only fuel his argument (and no doubt make you look stupid..). Hit him where it hurts, be adult, calm and make sure he gets what he deserves Razz!
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IbSta




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PostPosted: Wed, 30th Nov 2005 03:47    Post subject:
Thanks [sYn]:

I'm 18, first year at college (BCIT), the class is CCNA level 2 and C Programming.


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[sYn]
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PostPosted: Wed, 30th Nov 2005 03:59    Post subject:
CCNA? haha.. dude, you could always outsmart your teacher, that could embarase him Razz.. don't forget the resources this website provides my friend Smile!

Either way, your not at the best of levels to get a tutor fired for bullying or pointing out a persons flaws, but you can sure as hell get him in trouble, this sort of thing is generally looked down on at any level of education, I know a senior lecturer at my university almost got fired for a kid simply implying that he had a bias against some students, it was of course untrue.

Take it like a man and act like a man, if he is really causing you problems then confront him face to face after class, take it to someone higher than him, or learn a crap load and when he is wrong, make sure he knows it Razz!
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drakgon




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PostPosted: Wed, 30th Nov 2005 04:05    Post subject:
take it and just luagh with it tbh..... or just mention, insecurities of his like being fat , bald , old , ugly misses etc
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IbSta




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PostPosted: Wed, 30th Nov 2005 04:06    Post subject:
lol that made me laugh Smile

I was thinking the exact same thing if it's as bad as everyone is making it seem to be and he just goes nuts on me diss after diss after diss then I'll just mention it to a higher level.


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drakgon




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PostPosted: Wed, 30th Nov 2005 04:10    Post subject:
tbh that would probably do nuthin but shut him up 4 a week or 2. plus it woyuld give you a bad rep.

anyways tbh i believe your mates r exagerating things allot
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IbSta




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PostPosted: Wed, 30th Nov 2005 04:13    Post subject:
so just take the hit?


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PostPosted: Wed, 30th Nov 2005 04:15    Post subject:
IbSta wrote:
so just take the hit?


I would. I would also then form a huge vendeta and make sure he was eventually put in his place (usually by me slapping his ego down to size in class with a few "actually your wrong.." comments..) but thats just me Wink
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drakgon




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PostPosted: Wed, 30th Nov 2005 04:15    Post subject:
no man i said reply with ure own insults... dont bother telling of him as it wont do shit. plus it would give you a really bad rep
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PostPosted: Wed, 30th Nov 2005 04:20    Post subject:
drakgon wrote:
no man i said reply with ure own insults... dont bother telling of him as it wont do shit. plus it would give you a really bad rep


Remember, you can get thrown out of college for offending a teacher, he certainly has that up on you.
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Sublime




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PostPosted: Wed, 30th Nov 2005 04:21    Post subject:
nah fuck that. I'm ALWAYS arguin with my teacher and givin her shit for being late. Even today when it was snowin and the car was being an arse she moaned at me. When i am late (i get my mum to drive me Razz) she just tells me i shoulda walked (40mins at least).

Neway surely this is a breach of teachers code and is going against your privacy?
Your teacher doesnt seem like the kind to joke around but with my others I get on fine with. And if they chose to discuss an e-mail I sent i'd laugh it off and say something like "that's not the one i sent. The one i sent declared my love for you"
And as for "glad to have you back" it's nothing. I had it for years.... i used to skive a lot. Some teachers are just plain dickheads but as long as you have a few on your side your fine.

so yea.... laugh it off
or report him to a higher authority and kick up a big fuss. You can guarentee he wont like it Smile. He'll prolly only get a slap on the wrist though and maybe make ur life hell but I'd say its worth it Smile


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IbSta




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PostPosted: Wed, 30th Nov 2005 04:26    Post subject:
L0L!!1! omg these are all great!!!!


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Sublime




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PostPosted: Wed, 30th Nov 2005 04:34    Post subject:
Yea i'm a smart arse to my teacher and i'm always correcting her fuck ups. Accidental or not. I'm also always challenging her opinions.
For instance at the start of the year i e-mailed the class a proxy list to get past the wshitty websense which blocks websites that shouldnt even be blocked. Neway the e-mail was intercepted and my punishment was I was banned from the internet for a month. fair dos... but to make it lame was my 2 other teachers (who i like) actually turned the internet on for me in their lessons. it was only turned off for the fat heffers lessons... and i didnt even need it in there because it was vb!. I pointed this out to it and laughed at how moronic it is. I just hate how teachers try to get a final dig in... I said i wasn't going to send any more proxies to people so why must they take it a step further and punish me?
I was like 'yea yea. i'm gonna 'do the time' i just find it laughable' I gave her loadsa shit and she knows I hate her Very Happy

Last year at the end of it people had reviews and stuff.. every1s was like 10 mins long. Mine went on for 3 hours Smile She was lame enough to write what i was saying down on some paper such as "he said i purposely deleted work" etc. (which i didnt say) needless to say it was followed up and she was all mouth no action.


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IbSta




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PostPosted: Wed, 30th Nov 2005 04:41    Post subject:
L0L omg sublime you own hahaha, wish you were in my class so you could own him for me Laughing


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Sublime




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PostPosted: Wed, 30th Nov 2005 05:07    Post subject:
Trust me dude, take it and be a smarmy fucker and tell your head teacher or some1 like that. I'm alright in England because she can't really screw me over because results are moderated outside of school and if I sense anything fishy going on i'll report it without a doubt Very Happy.


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IbSta




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PostPosted: Wed, 30th Nov 2005 07:56    Post subject:
yeh well tomorrow is the big day. Like I said who knows it could be like 1 mini diss which i can retaliate without offending him...much, or it could be a full out assault where I'll just burst out with this famous line:

"The jerk store called, there running out of YOU!"

lol.


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PostPosted: Wed, 30th Nov 2005 08:00    Post subject:
If he does discuss it in class and he did discuss it today, go to the dean or whatever....that shit isnt allowed and is unethical...something should be done.


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drakgon




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PostPosted: Wed, 30th Nov 2005 08:41    Post subject:
IbSta wrote:


"The jerk store called, there running out of YOU!"


oh good god .... plz ... plz for the love of god do not say that. Shocked

be sarcastic or something ... insult his teaching ability, eg he mentions what a shity student you are, so you mention what a shitty teahcer he is.... or if he takes the piss about u being late say you wouldnt miss anything anyways.

just dont make lame jokes ... be smart and make proper sarcastic insults.... eg in my french class my teacher mentioned how crap my hair looked coz i dyed it blond and i retorted " at least i have some sir".....

or you could even just aim to piss him off in the lessons, eg make sure you point out every spelling, grammatical error he makes etc. or notic the he is late in the class. also have your mates in the class on your side, so that they laugh allot when you make the jokes. thatll piss off your teacher even more.

@ sublime .... omg you are even further up your own ass.... hahaha i dont believe you are putting more compliments in ure sig.
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PostPosted: Wed, 30th Nov 2005 11:17    Post subject:
@ ibsta, why is the teacher going to diss you? did you get any info on that? for not comming, even though the bus didnt go, or perhaps because he thinks the buses were going?

if you are telling the truth you shouldnt have any problems. he is the one that has to prove you wrong, not the other way around.

but yeah the teacher is a prick. not much to do about it if you want good grades i guess.
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PostPosted: Wed, 30th Nov 2005 11:57    Post subject:
I would presonally talk to him and explaining him how this shit works. And let him look like shit in the class if he would do somethign this gay to you..
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Sublime




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PostPosted: Wed, 30th Nov 2005 13:55    Post subject:
drakgon wrote:
@ sublime .... omg you are even further up your own ass.... hahaha i dont believe you are putting more compliments in ure sig.
Laughing Laughing


Cool

I would add more but I dont wanna get rid of the mannips Very Happy


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Bigperm




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PostPosted: Wed, 30th Nov 2005 17:46    Post subject:
Im thinking what your teacher did was very very unprofesional. It is possibly against the teachers rule of conduct. Emails between yourself and your teacher should be protected and treated as confidentail. It could be very serious considering alot of the new confidentiality laws in Canada. If one of my Profs in University ever pulled something like that i would lose it. I wouldnt stop at just flaming them; i would take some serious action to make sure it never happens to another student. I would talk with someone higher up in your faculty.
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PostPosted: Wed, 30th Nov 2005 19:25    Post subject:
Hey man, instead of getting yourself in trouble, get him in trouble. Yes, it's not as fun ... but it's what adults do Wink

Your prof sounds like he was really in the wrong. You don't have to put up with that shit. You pay the university good money to not get harrassed.

http://www.harassment.bcit.ca/ should do the trick ...


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Kristian




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PostPosted: Wed, 30th Nov 2005 22:00    Post subject:
omg..
The time I went to school, noone cared if someone was late / didn't come..
It was just like "mkey.. that dood is sick today.. no problem"..
And next day it was like "ok, he's back.. who the fuck cares?"..


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Praetori




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PostPosted: Wed, 30th Nov 2005 22:34    Post subject:
Tell him exactly what you just said (the "doing it to boost his tiny ego" part, loud in class), and what others here said.
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IbSta




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PostPosted: Thu, 1st Dec 2005 01:15    Post subject:
lol hey guys, so yeh it went pretty messy. I walked into class and right on my monitor was my email. Lol but the good news is everyone in class did'nt laugh at his lame 40 year old insults and he looked like a TOTAL IDIOT just standing up there for 30 minutes throwing totally ghey insults. He kept trying to make fun of my but I kept justifying my email and then everyone joined in with similar stories and lol and once he couldnt get through to me, he picked on someone else who was late lol omfg what a day, still waiting for his damn apology. Thanks guys!

PS: On the CCNA Skills review test, I scored a higher mark then him L0L!!!! out of 53 Igot 51 and he got 48 Lol that alone was enough to shut him up and leave me alone for the rest of the day. Smile


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Sublime




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PostPosted: Thu, 1st Dec 2005 02:03    Post subject:
seriously report him Smile


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IbSta




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PostPosted: Thu, 1st Dec 2005 04:50    Post subject:
really? You think I should?


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PostPosted: Thu, 1st Dec 2005 12:00    Post subject:
ROFL never skipped any class LOLLOOLLOOLLO UBER NERDDDD I wonder if you have also ducktape around your glasses Very Happy


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