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ChinUp
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Posted: Thu, 20th Oct 2005 19:29 Post subject: You have three wishes |
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Posted: Thu, 20th Oct 2005 19:31 Post subject: |
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i wish:
i got enough money to buy what i what, my entire life long
i become the world greatest soccer player
that i can play guitar
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Posted: Thu, 20th Oct 2005 19:45 Post subject: |
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skidrow wrote: | i wish:
i got enough money to buy what i what, my entire life long
i become the world greatest soccer player
that i can play guitar |
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ChinUp
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Posted: Thu, 20th Oct 2005 19:58 Post subject: |
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a 400 karat diamond .. if well preserved & invested
a Draft of Clarity .. that gives you the ability to cleanse your body of toxins every time you drink it .. you cant tell anyone else about it .. else it will go sour .. plus you will have to train hard.
A dose of the yellow smoke, knocks you out into a trace for three days & you wake up without any limitations to your grasp of the 6 strings ..
"Most of the change we think we see in life is due to truths being in & out of favor." ~ Frost
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TheSaint
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Posted: Thu, 20th Oct 2005 20:03 Post subject: |
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all the money in the world,
get my uni diploma,
play piano
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Posted: Thu, 20th Oct 2005 20:21 Post subject: |
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you wish you could play an instrument? you're fucking crazy! just practice you lazy bitches, havin a wish is somethin that 'can't' be achieved normally. Anyway....
1. To be happy for the rest of my life
2. I'd brind several people back to life
3. I'd kill some people 
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Posted: Thu, 20th Oct 2005 20:22 Post subject: |
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win 50milions....
i can buy the other 2 wishes with the first one
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Posted: Thu, 20th Oct 2005 20:25 Post subject: |
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billions and billions of euros
ability to freeze time (and offcourse start it again) without me beeing frozen.
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_SiN_
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Posted: Thu, 20th Oct 2005 20:27 Post subject: |
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ChinUp
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Posted: Thu, 20th Oct 2005 20:30 Post subject: |
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Posted: Thu, 20th Oct 2005 21:14 Post subject: |
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1. Invisibility
2. Immune from Illness
3. BMW Z4
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ChinUp
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Posted: Thu, 20th Oct 2005 22:32 Post subject: |
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Quote: | where would youi keep it all .. in one bank ?
no third wish .. & yoiu learn a mind trick that makes everything stop .. only catch is you continue to age & such while all else is still .. plus the silence will be very hard for your mind to cope with .. |
thats just stupid, you could have atleast found something better.
A bank can store billions of dollars, if they couldnt there would be no banks and i could always have it cash but then offcourse it could burn or somebody would steal it but with the money i can buy security but then the governement will take it away and put me in jail for tax fraud. and even if the bank holds it the bank suddently burns down and my money was in the vault oh no my money is gone wish ruined why oh why didnt i wish for fireproof money oh i know because then the shops i use the money will see there is something wrong with it and they wont accept it but what if i would wish that there would be no consequences to any of my wishes and then do my wishes then im safe right wrong think again no consequences can also mean that the wishes wont happen that they wont be excecuted by the genie or whatever your talking or mumbling to what if these wishes happen in your sleep i mean when your mumbling something in your sleep and then suddently a spirit that can grant wishes hears it and fullfills the wishes wath would then happen how would you know you did a bad wish how can you be certain something more and unexpected happened how can you know that you didnt wish for it all and why can i only have 2 wishes, the second one consists of 2 wishes but the genie in the bottle can only make it so after i finish my sentence but if it is a mean genie it can offcourse kill me after i do my wishes and say it was part of the deal it forgot to tell me where would i be then nowhere thats where this is one of those questions that even if you do 3 stupid wishes just to get rid of that annoting creatur that keep sasking you to ask for wishes so he doesnt get to much magic piled up inside him so he blows up what if you just wish for a coke he can also do something wrong then to oh no there is poision in your coke but what if you dont drink it and just go a little girl will drink it and die and what if you pour it in the sink then the sewers will be poisoned with a poision that cant be filtered out of the water and millions of people will die but why would that concern you why would you care if millions die when you throw away a coke that for all you know wasnt even poisoned how can you make a wish thinking about all the things that can go wrong you cant thats how
i need my medication

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Mutantius
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Posted: Thu, 20th Oct 2005 22:38 Post subject: |
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1) Money lots of them + future social security
2) Good work which I enjoy.
3) The extended Sin City DVD.
"Why don't you zip it, Zipfero?" - fraich3
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MAD_MAX333
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Esel_Gesi
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Posted: Thu, 20th Oct 2005 23:57 Post subject: |
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I wish i was a little bit taller.
I wish i was a baller.
I wish i had a girl who looked good i would call her.
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Posted: Fri, 21st Oct 2005 00:41 Post subject: |
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1. The permanent ability to make any ATM give me as much money as I want without significant effort or any legal/social repercussions, and without breaking or influencing the machine or it's bank in any way.
2. The permanent ability to easily affect anyone's psychology in any way I wish with ease (dement, attract, repel, control, command, etc) without influencing myself.
3. The ability to influence the space-time continuum in any way I wish with ease (teleportation, slowing down/speeding up time incl. myself, reversing time/forwarding time inc. myself, while retaining my mental state incl. memories, moods, etc.
Let's see you come up with restrictions for that.
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fisk
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Posted: Fri, 21st Oct 2005 00:44 Post subject: |
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1. All the shares in Microsoft.
2. All the shares in Apple.
3. To lead a 100% healthy life up to the end of the year 2112.
Yes, yes I'm back.
Somewhat.
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Phluxed
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Posted: Fri, 21st Oct 2005 00:53 Post subject: |
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1. To be a genious, so smart I can solve any mathematical equation instantly and so gifted and creative that I can develop a time machine
2. To never have to work out and be in excellent shape my whole life
3. To be the next greatest hockey player ever to grace the planet
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Posted: Fri, 21st Oct 2005 01:01 Post subject: |
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1. Able To Fly
2. Invincible
3. Know Everything there ever was
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SycoShaman
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Posted: Fri, 21st Oct 2005 03:36 Post subject: |
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Good question
Mine are
Good health (maybe even immortality) for everyone in my family and every one of my friends.
Enough money to live a life where I can do nothing but travel and see the world and learn about the different cultures and methods.
Success for my family and friends in the business/education sense - we succeed and raise to the top at our job.
I figure, if u have three wishes, why be selfish, make everyone rich or happy 
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_SiN_
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Posted: Fri, 21st Oct 2005 04:26 Post subject: |
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Knowledge
Wealth
and
Health
Living forever is torture.
Falling in love with a girl just to watch her turn to dust isn’t something I’d want to go through on a bicentennial basis.
Ability to fly is also nonsense.
Buy a fucking plane!
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_SiN_
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Posted: Fri, 21st Oct 2005 04:35 Post subject: |
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ChinUp
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Posted: Fri, 21st Oct 2005 12:11 Post subject: |
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JeanPerrier .. tuff one huh .. no bank can insure more than half a million .. so you spread it out between lots of banks & convert it into stocks, property ect ..
Basil-Brush .. Your tardis has a replicateor that can provide as much of your chosen stimulant as you like .. plus a ring changes you into the body of a cute blonde lesbian with nice tits, but your age will not change with the transformation (bear in mind, no dick on a dike). careful you don’t loose your tardis or cock up history .. I suggest you study physics
Mutantius .. the dvd is on your lap, in the back of the dvd case is a receipt for 20 cyber café’s fully furnished + hardware of your choice .. ready for your chosen locations .. + a Swiss account number that contains 5 million ..
MAD_MAX333 .. ok its all your fault now .. .. you find a block of gold that requires a crane to lift it .. manage that into an income for good if you can .. time machine is yours only catch is you have earn a doctorate in physics to be able to use it ..
Esel_Gesi .. may you be happy with your new woman .. o & new shoes
Accelleron .. take this pill, ok now you got the atm magic, You are restricted to atm max pay out per day only .. feel free to use many atms a day .. & stick in countries that have atm's because nobody else can withdraw for you, because you are the one, with the magic that make atms pay out .
2/3 one ring for you to wear, only requires your responsible behavior becouse your in control now & your having to live with the fact that you can never be loved truly or trust anyone, because you have given up on anyone or anything having free will apart from you ..
fisk .. ok your the only person with apple/MS stock .. now what are you going to do without any shareholders ?
You take a knock to the head .. that renders you impossibly healthy miraculously but you will continue to age .. so you will eventually crumble @ jan 1 2112
Phluxed .. You take a smoke that knocks you out for three days .. when you come out of it .. you will have a keen awareness of all logical patterns & the ways to control your bodies toxic balance .. with that knowledge your wishes can come true .. if train hard & eat well every day .. knowing how to do something does not mean you do it ..
panzieman .. you now have a ring of power .. if provides you with a body shield that in impenetrable, you have to take it off to eat ect .. plus the ring gives you the ability to fly, it pulls you along in the direction you will it to .. the ring also bestows all know till the moment you acquired it .. but you cannot know it all, all @ once .. because you mind can only retain small portions of that knowing @ a time .. call it an ultimate search facility in the ring ..
SycoShaman .. a 400 karat diamond for you .. plus a blue smoke (out for three days) when yoiu wake you have a keen awareness of what makes people healthy/wealthy .. plus the ability to pass this knowledge on ..
Injurious .. you acquire a tattoo on your wrist that brings you clarity .. clarity that makes it easy for you to acquire knowledge, the will to avoid unhealthy situations & substances + know what investments will yield the highest return ..
wow that was tough .. ..
"Most of the change we think we see in life is due to truths being in & out of favor." ~ Frost
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Posted: Fri, 21st Oct 2005 13:18 Post subject: |
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Improve quality of life worldwide.
A day out to Disneyland Paris with the world's most powerful comittee (EU leaders)
Being able to call Antartica my own, even though nobody (permanently) lives on it.
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ChinUp
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Posted: Fri, 21st Oct 2005 13:27 Post subject: |
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Praetori -- you now have undeniable proof of other intelligent life in the cosmos, a communication device that is not of human making .. & go to Disneyland Paris to celebrate with the world leaders of your choosing .. they pay the tab & give you Antarctica plus a research facility to learn how to use the device ..
"Most of the change we think we see in life is due to truths being in & out of favor." ~ Frost
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drakgon
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Posted: Fri, 21st Oct 2005 13:44 Post subject: |
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have the ability to turn into a venom like creature at will without the sycosis and shit ( i can control myself)
ability to completely stop time for as log as i want with VERY little effort (ie dont need to use a machine or anything big)=== (unlimited money)
have the ability to do everything neo can .... but in real life and without the wierd vision.... whilst still looking the same as i do now.
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