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 Posted: Sat, 23rd Jul 2005 00:02 Post subject: Chickens Visit The Library |
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A pair of chickens walk up to the circulation desk at a public library and say, 'Buk Buk BUK.' The librarian decides that the chickens desire three books, and gives it to them...and the chickens leave shortly thereafter.
Around midday, the two chickens return to the circulation desk quite vexed and say,' Buk Buk BuKKOOK!' The librarian decides that the chickens desire another three books and gives it to them. The chickens leave as before.
The two chickens return to the library in the early afternoon, approach the librarian, looking very annoyed and say, 'Buk Buk Buk Buk Bukkooook!' The librarian is now a little suspicious of these chickens. She gives them what they request, and decides to follow them.
She followed them out of the library, out of the town, and to a park. At this point, she hid behind a tree, not wanting to be seen. She saw the two chickens throwing the books at a frog in a pond, to which the frog was saying, "Rrredit Rrredit Rrredit..."
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| Posted: Sat, 23rd Jul 2005 00:08 Post subject: |
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We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year, running over the same old ground. What have we found? The same old fears. Wish you were here. |
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manwithplanxyz
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| Posted: Sat, 23rd Jul 2005 00:50 Post subject: |
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rofl
| Clevesa wrote: | | Murder is the best way out of this that I see. |
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| Posted: Sat, 23rd Jul 2005 01:28 Post subject: |
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I hate to say this mate but that joke is has old as me
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| Posted: Sat, 23rd Jul 2005 01:32 Post subject: |
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too bad it's not as funny as you
We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year, running over the same old ground. What have we found? The same old fears. Wish you were here.
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Griffon
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| Posted: Sat, 23rd Jul 2005 01:33 Post subject: |
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Hahah lol...
About Hitman: Movie (2007)
Vin Diesel is a hardcore gamer, and absolutely loves the Hitman series. For that reason I have faith that he wont destroy the movie.
Response: Well, Uwe Boll probably loved the Alone in the Dark games.
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| Posted: Sat, 23rd Jul 2005 01:43 Post subject: |
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humorous
hilarious
amusing
comical
etc... 
What else could I mean by funny?
We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year, running over the same old ground. What have we found? The same old fears. Wish you were here.
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| Posted: Sat, 23rd Jul 2005 01:58 Post subject: |
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| Injurious wrote: | humorous
hilarious
amusing
comical
etc...
What else could I mean by funny? |
I just wanted to make fun with you. Do you remmember when tommy scare the shit outta henry in goodfellas by telling him this:
Henry: "You're really funny. You're really funny."
Tommy: "What do you mean I'm funny?"
Henry: "It's funny, you know. It's a good story. It's funny. You're a funny guy."
Tommy: "What do you mean? The way I talk?"
Henry: "Its just, you know, your just funny. You know, the way you tell the story and everything."
Tommy: "Funny how? I mean, whats funny about it?"
Anthony: "Tommy, you got it all wrong..."
Tommy: "Whoa whoa whoa, Anthony, he's a big boy; he knows what he said. What'd you say? Funny how?"
Henry: "It's... You know, you're funny."
Tommy: "You mean-lemme understand this, cause I don't know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe. But, I'm funny how? Funny like a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh? I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny? Funny how? How am I funny?"
Henry: "It's just... You know, how you tell the story. What?"
Tommy: "No, no, I don't know. You said it. How do I know? You said I'm funny. How the fuck am I funny? What the fuck is so funny about me? Tell me. Tell me what's funny."
Henry: "Get the fuck outta here. Tommy..."
Tommy: "You motherfucker. I almost had him! I almost had him! You stutterin... You stutterin prick, ya. Frankie was he shakin?"
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| Posted: Sat, 23rd Jul 2005 02:25 Post subject: |
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Yeah, but you said it wrong 
That scene was so fucking intense. Holy shit.
Just reading the dialogue gives me a hardon.
We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year, running over the same old ground. What have we found? The same old fears. Wish you were here.
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| Posted: Sat, 23rd Jul 2005 02:27 Post subject: |
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| Posted: Sat, 23rd Jul 2005 03:28 Post subject: |
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nice 
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