Thought I would share this, as some might enjoy it. This is the intro I am making to play each game before we start.
Some context:
Rip Studwell is a permanent NPC that is with them. Boots, Cat and Luka are the PCs.
Rip has a HUGE ego, makes innuendo remarks whenever he find a chance thinking he is a ladies man and gods gift to women, he is not, (along with a good bit of homo-erotic ones he constantly denies mean anything because he claims he is a 'ladies man')
He is never actually very good at anything, and always overestimates his ability be it in combat, or coming up with plans (His plans always are over complicated and useless). They enjoy his antics and his 'very warped' retelling of events.
Rip is a straggler of the group that follows them in seeking his 'inevitable glory' that he thinks fate has in store for him. But always frames it as HE is the leader of them when retelling tales. This is "his version' of the adventure synopsis if it was made into a movie/play.
So listen with a bit of caution as it is full of Double Entendre if that offense you. Nothing bad, just cheesy and overdone like he would do if he got rights to write the movie trailer.
I made these with Mangio-RVC2 for the voice, and audacity and FL studio for the mixing:
https://whyp.it/tracks/123819/intro?token=qc3PQ
I also make weekly intro clips I play each week of the last weeks game. Framed from the point of view of Rips notes for his 'one day best selling Memoirs' he will make (that no one will buy).
This is last weeks, again WAY over glorified by Rip and way more heroic sounding than it really was by Rips retelling of it for his memoirs, they about died and the combat was a mess of bumbling around on their part. Rip made literally everything worse in reality. (Dante Mantantic he is talking about is his alter ego that is a art forger [a bad one at that] that he THINKS no one knows is him. But everyone knows.)
https://whyp.it/tracks/123821/chapter-12?token=u9teO
Not sure if anyone cares to listen, or such. But thought I would share our little slice of goofy pathfinder sessions with everyone for a peek into our chaotic circus of a game.
-We don't control what happens to us in life, but we control how we respond to what happens in life.
-Hard times create strong men, strong men create good times, good times create weak men, and weak men create hard times. -G. Michael Hopf
Disclaimer: Post made by me are of my own creation. A delusional mind relayed in text form.
