So, I'm waking up, checking my phone some time later, and a little magic wand icon appears.
Tells me (in French) the equivalent of: "let's finish the setup".
I have this (Samsung) phone for 8 months now, but sure, let's "finish the setup".
Some screen pops up, two options: fuck off & next
Fuck off lasted for literaly 1 min before it popped again.
So I go "next"'. A screen full of little app icons flashes then, without any input on my part, goes "yeah, thanks, all good! We're now gonna proceed to download 8 random app. Enjoy!"
Rancid fucking shits I had to wait to see appear on the screen to immediatly uninstall.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS? NO CONSENT ON MY PART!
Is this what Android is gonna be? Is there anything I can do to protect myself against such intrusion from "offical updates" that are just fucking trash flung my way?
Thanks 
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