Barbie [Movie , July 2023]
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Yuri




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PostPosted: Fri, 16th Dec 2022 23:50    Post subject: Barbie [Movie , July 2023]


After being expelled from Barbieland for being a less than perfect-looking doll, Barbie sets off for the human world to find true happiness.



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PostPosted: Wed, 5th Apr 2023 08:47    Post subject:
Ryan Gosling as Ken Laughing



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PostPosted: Wed, 5th Apr 2023 12:34    Post subject:
Cute Pom Pom's BARBIE Focused
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Yuri




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PostPosted: Sat, 8th Apr 2023 00:44    Post subject:
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Margot Robbie looks like a psycho. Worst possible choice for Barbie. And Gosling as Ken looks about as expected. Forgetting the looks for a moment, the entire thing is embarrassing. Hollyweird at it again.



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PostPosted: Sat, 8th Apr 2023 00:53    Post subject:
Yuri wrote:

Margot Robbie looks like a psycho




I think she has let her "range" go too wide.
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PostPosted: Sat, 8th Apr 2023 11:53    Post subject:
Could have been worse:

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Amy Schumer Was Originally Cast As Barbie In The New Movie Instead Of Margot Robbie And People Have A Lot Of Thoughts. Explaining why she quit the project, Amy said last year: “The studio definitely didn't want to do it the way I wanted to do it. The only way I was interested in doing it.”
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PostPosted: Sat, 8th Apr 2023 12:06    Post subject:
Wouldn't have worked as Barbie doesn't have a vagina to constantly ramble about.


There must have been a door there in the wall, when I came in.
Truly gone fishing.
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PostPosted: Sat, 8th Apr 2023 17:41    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Sat, 8th Apr 2023 18:10    Post subject:
Imagine thinking some faggot barbie movie is good
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PostPosted: Sat, 8th Apr 2023 18:47    Post subject:
monk3ybusin3ss wrote:
Could have been worse:

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Amy Schumer Was Originally Cast As Barbie In The New Movie Instead Of Margot Robbie And People Have A Lot Of Thoughts. Explaining why she quit the project, Amy said last year: “The studio definitely didn't want to do it the way I wanted to do it. The only way I was interested in doing it.”
I think I'll side with the studio on this one, it's "Barbie", not "Fat Tank".


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i guess thouth if without a legit key the installation was rolling back we are all fucking then
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PostPosted: Tue, 11th Jul 2023 11:55    Post subject:
Pretty cringe Very Happy



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PostPosted: Tue, 11th Jul 2023 13:05    Post subject:
gosh, they sure want to get all the monies from these brainrotted instagram kpop fangirl teens Laughing that no shirt bit, wtf, go watch the fucking male strippers chippendale boysbandcrap or some porn jebus ....
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PostPosted: Tue, 11th Jul 2023 13:35    Post subject:
itt: old farts yelling at clouds.

The fuck were you expecting when you heard Barbie? A Watchmen adaptation? You got robbie, goslin & apparently john cena in a comedy movie, can you stop being bitter old men for an hour and a half and try to enjoy a shitty comedy? Sheesh.


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PostPosted: Tue, 11th Jul 2023 13:52    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Tue, 11th Jul 2023 13:54    Post subject:
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Yuri




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PostPosted: Tue, 11th Jul 2023 16:17    Post subject:
Rage wrote:
itt: old farts yelling at clouds.

The fuck were you expecting when you heard Barbie? A Watchmen adaptation? You got robbie, goslin & apparently john cena in a comedy movie, can you stop being bitter old men for an hour and a half and try to enjoy a shitty comedy? Sheesh.




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PostPosted: Tue, 11th Jul 2023 17:15    Post subject:
nah, sorry yuriana dear but i dont think rlm applies here. this looks at least competent made and some effort was put on this despite the subject not really that appealing. greta gerwig has yet to put out a stinker


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PostPosted: Tue, 11th Jul 2023 17:36    Post subject:
StEFaN7 wrote:
nah, sorry yuriana dear but i dont think rlm applies here. this looks at least competent made and some effort was put on this despite the subject not really that appealing. greta gerwig has yet to put out a stinker

No, that as meant as a reply to Rage. Anyway, this is yet another film that tries to do a "subversive" take on a franchise. Laughing



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PostPosted: Wed, 12th Jul 2023 10:25    Post subject:
Yuri wrote:
Rage wrote:
itt: old farts yelling at clouds.

The fuck were you expecting when you heard Barbie? A Watchmen adaptation? You got robbie, goslin & apparently john cena in a comedy movie, can you stop being bitter old men for an hour and a half and try to enjoy a shitty comedy? Sheesh.



Ah yes, the "faggot barbie movie", pickupartists whole comment and not to mention your own are just you people "asking questions".

Here's a question for all 3 of you, do you behave like this in real life too? If yes, do people stare at you funny when you open your mouth?

While we're posting random gifs.



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Yuri




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PostPosted: Wed, 12th Jul 2023 11:30    Post subject:
Wtf was that, dude are you alright? I know your name is Rage but seriously, calm down and wear some pants Laughing Which comment of mine has you grouping it with those other ones? I don't know what's triggered you but chillax men because you're getting awfully defensive about this that you've lost all your reading comprehension. Laughing



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PostPosted: Wed, 12th Jul 2023 11:45    Post subject:
I've been told by some cinema critics I happen to know personally that they will go to a double programme consisting of Oppenheimer and Barbie Very Happy


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PostPosted: Wed, 12th Jul 2023 11:48    Post subject:
Yuri wrote:
Wtf was that, dude are you alright? I know your name is Rage but seriously, calm down and wear some pants Laughing Which comment of mine has you grouping it with those other ones? I don't know what's triggered you but chillax men because you're getting awfully defensive about this that you've lost all your reading comprehension. Laughing

I fly off the handle often in an impotent rage Laughing
Your comment indeed wasn't as bad, just grouped you together with the mongrels for no reason


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PostPosted: Wed, 12th Jul 2023 16:09    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Sun, 16th Jul 2023 21:23    Post subject:
I think this will be a fun movie to watch with my family
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PostPosted: Mon, 24th Jul 2023 13:45    Post subject:
So... has anyone seen it? I was going to but watched a few reviews and apparently trailers showed mostly first half hour and the rest is Barbie vs patriarchy... Mad


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PostPosted: Mon, 24th Jul 2023 15:25    Post subject:
apparently def not a movie to take ur kids to despite the looks Laughing


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PostPosted: Wed, 26th Jul 2023 21:44    Post subject:
So have seen it.

Barbie retarded 5/10
Definitely not a movie for kids but you can take them if you want to explain to your kids what vagina, penis, beating off and patriarchy is.
The movie and Greta think that they are trying to tell a smart story about male stereotypes and female expectations (by women and for women).
Kens are representation of incels that want to be alpha males and secretly hate females because they are friendzoned.
Barbies are perfect women representations that can't be realized in real world because men won't allowed it and thus girls grew up to be miserable.

All of this is hammered into the viewer in not so subtle way, interwoven by goofy LSD induced pink madness. In the end you are left with a message that women should toned down their expectations but not to the point of being bimbos like men want them to be. Men should be betas and fuck off.
It's badly written with plot points ending because narrator said so - literaly.

And yes all men are shown as evil, stupid or infantile.
Patriarchy rule the world.
Both genders should evolve beyond how society see them but men should overall fuck off more.

On the plus side - Barbie Land is pretty great set.
Nice sarcastics songs and (I'm biased) musical numbers.


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PostPosted: Wed, 26th Jul 2023 22:02    Post subject:
my friend i usually go to movies with went earlier today with his two young boys.

i warned him. he said he liked the trailer and it seems like fun. didn't hear back which is usually a sign of disappointment and that i was right all along Wink
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PostPosted: Thu, 27th Jul 2023 00:43    Post subject:
VonMisk wrote:
So have seen it.

Barbie retarded 5/10
Definitely not a movie for kids but you can take them if you want to explain to your kids what vagina, penis, beating off and patriarchy is.


My wife took my daughter to see it and basically came back with this. Expected a good time with a movie that was like the animated series, but didn't quite get it Laughing
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