Fast X [2023]
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monk3ybusin3ss




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PostPosted: Fri, 10th Feb 2023 19:43    Post subject: Fast X [2023]




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Fast X, the tenth film in the Fast & Furious Saga, launches the final chapters of one of cinema’s most storied and popular global franchises, now in its third decade and still going strong with the same core cast and characters as when it began.

Over many missions and against impossible odds, Dom Toretto (Vin Diesel) and his family have outsmarted, out-nerved and outdriven every foe in their path. Now, they confront the most lethal opponent they’ve ever faced: A terrifying threat emerging from the shadows of the past who’s fueled by blood revenge, and who is determined to shatter this family and destroy everything—and everyone—that Dom loves, forever.


Here we go, another one.
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PostPosted: Fri, 10th Feb 2023 19:56    Post subject:
Expendables Fast Edition™


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PostPosted: Fri, 10th Feb 2023 19:59    Post subject:
So.fucking.good.

Day 1!!!!


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PostPosted: Fri, 10th Feb 2023 20:24    Post subject:
Dom Derpetto
Jahn Derpa
Jeiso Derpoa
Brei Derpson

Wow dood Surprised
vroom vroom madafaka


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PostPosted: Fri, 10th Feb 2023 20:53    Post subject:



1 and 2 are still amazing.
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PostPosted: Sat, 11th Feb 2023 03:44    Post subject:
Bunch of haters here that hate the family...


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PostPosted: Sat, 11th Feb 2023 14:06    Post subject: Re: Fast X (2023)
monk3ybusin3ss wrote:


I feel like I just watched the whole movie Laughing


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PostPosted: Sat, 11th Feb 2023 16:06    Post subject:
tonizito wrote:
Dom Derpetto
Jahn Derpa
Jeiso Derpoa
Brei Derpson

Wow dood Surprised
vroom vroom madafaka


You forgot

Charlize Derpon
Derpese Gibson
Derpelle Rodriguez

Anyway, last one I watched was 6 I think, that scene with the tank on the bridge was the one that made me go: "ok, I'm done". Anything worth watching after that? Laughing
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monk3ybusin3ss




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PostPosted: Sat, 11th Feb 2023 18:10    Post subject:
Didn't the last one have a submarine, or something?
I honestly watch and pretty quickly forget these.
They are nothing more than dumb fun.
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PostPosted: Sun, 12th Feb 2023 04:45    Post subject:
It stopped being dumb fun ~4 movies ago

It's dumb dumb now
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PostPosted: Sun, 12th Feb 2023 05:42    Post subject:
It peaked with 5. Fast Five's a fun, well rounded action movie. The sequels got progressively dumber with characters conveniently coming back from the dead, everyone is somehow a super hacker who knows martial arts and Dom is apparently a T-800.

There's a fine line between 'dumb fun' and plain old dumb, and this franchise VTec'd past that line several movies ago.


"I think Call of Duty resonates because it's believable and relatable," Sledgehammer Games cofounder Michael Condrey says.

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PostPosted: Sun, 12th Feb 2023 13:21    Post subject:
bla bla bla...you still gonna watch it.
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PostPosted: Sun, 12th Feb 2023 13:56    Post subject: Re: Fast X (2023)
headshot wrote:
monk3ybusin3ss wrote:


I feel like I just watched the whole movie Laughing


WTF IS GOING ON Mind Is Full Of Fuck

Im rating it before hand a 6/10 . I think no one knows wtf s going on or cares about the story in Fast movies Reaction

Hopefully it will be very derpi with big explosions and with as little dialog as possible lol wut
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PostPosted: Thu, 20th Apr 2023 00:47    Post subject:
That dam scene Laughing
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PostPosted: Thu, 20th Apr 2023 00:58    Post subject:
If you're going full CGI anyway, go full DERP. You know - why the hell not! Fuck it I'm in Laughing
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PostPosted: Sat, 13th May 2023 20:55    Post subject:
Vin Diesel Seemingly confirmed that Fast X is actually just the 1st of a 3 part series to end the movie franchise

ahahahahaha

how much u wanna bet part 3 will be split into 2?

ahahahaaa


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PostPosted: Sat, 13th May 2023 22:31    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Sun, 14th May 2023 04:48    Post subject:
Since all his other movies seem to be failing recently, rumor is the Rock returns in the post credit scene to set up his inclusion in the next film.
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PostPosted: Sun, 14th May 2023 12:52    Post subject:
Laughing
The Rock, another plastic "actor".
After all these pathetic Social media messages about how bad Diesel is and that he will never ever work again with him.
If true, he's very desperate indeed.
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PostPosted: Sun, 14th May 2023 13:21    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Sun, 14th May 2023 13:26    Post subject:
Yep, he seems very desperate now. Even starts talking about his depression, all of suddenly.
https://www.darkhorizons.com/dwayne-johnson-talks-depression-battles/
I'm guessing his trying to score some sympathy points as well now.
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PostPosted: Sun, 14th May 2023 14:17    Post subject:
Fast X
Fast XX
So the final film will be Fast XXX Laughing



1 and 2 are still amazing.
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PostPosted: Sun, 14th May 2023 14:24    Post subject:
The Roid? Derpressed? Well I'll be...


boundle (thoughts on cracking AITD) wrote:
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PostPosted: Sun, 14th May 2023 14:34    Post subject:
Yuri wrote:
Fast X
Fast XX
So the final film will be Fast XXX Laughing


Fast X³
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PostPosted: Mon, 15th May 2023 21:50    Post subject:
Buckle up guise, final trailer is here Laughing



Also those youtube comments Laughing

"I loved it when Groot said "I am Groot" and Dom said to I'm "I am Family" and that conversation lasted two hours as the two exchanged words. Truly one of the movie moments of all time."
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PostPosted: Mon, 15th May 2023 22:16    Post subject:
a 4min 30 trailer? is it for all 3 movies?


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PostPosted: Mon, 15th May 2023 22:48    Post subject:
Yuri wrote:
Fast X
Fast XX
So the final film will be Fast XXX Laughing


Fast xXx. It's a crossover with Vin in a double role as Toretto and Xander Cage.


"I think Call of Duty resonates because it's believable and relatable," Sledgehammer Games cofounder Michael Condrey says.

Believable and relatable...Yep, sounds like Call of Duty
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PostPosted: Thu, 18th May 2023 00:59    Post subject:
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The reviews are in for “Fast X,” the tenth film in the “Fast and Furious” franchise, and the results are about on par with the prior film “F9: The Fast Saga”.

With 104 reviews counted, the film stands at 58% (5.9/10) with decidedly mixed reviews. There’s plenty of praise for Jason Momoa’s villainous turn and the energy brought by new to the franchise helmer Louis Leterrier.

However, there’s also criticism of the film being so aware of the parody it has become and leaning into that – meaning there’s little in the way of stakes or tension.


Laughing
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