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Frant
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PostPosted: Fri, 21st Oct 2022 22:11    Post subject: Cool Quotes
I'll start.

From the lyrics to Cult of Personality by Living Color:

"When a mirror speaks, the reflection lies..."






(please post good bits and quotes, not silliness. meh, who am I kidding...)


Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!

"The sky was the color of a TV tuned to a dead station" - Neuromancer
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DXWarlock
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PostPosted: Fri, 21st Oct 2022 22:17    Post subject:
My totally useless website front splash page for our gaming group is full of them, just have to wait for them to change at the top:
(I had no idea what to make the homepage so it's that...since we just need the domain for the game server redirects)

http://alttabgamers.com/
Very Happy


-We don't control what happens to us in life, but we control how we respond to what happens in life.
-Hard times create strong men, strong men create good times, good times create weak men, and weak men create hard times. -G. Michael Hopf

Disclaimer: Post made by me are of my own creation. A delusional mind relayed in text form.
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paxsali
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PostPosted: Sun, 23rd Oct 2022 13:21    Post subject:
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Reg67




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PostPosted: Sun, 23rd Oct 2022 16:43    Post subject:
Man with hole in pocket feels cocky all day.
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AKofC




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PostPosted: Mon, 24th Oct 2022 06:46    Post subject:
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Gustave the Steel
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Photish




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PostPosted: Mon, 24th Oct 2022 18:37    Post subject:
"He who is unable to live in society, or who has no need because he is sufficient for himself, must be either a beast or a god..." ~ Aristotle
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paxsali
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PostPosted: Mon, 24th Oct 2022 18:42    Post subject:
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DXWarlock
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PostPosted: Mon, 24th Oct 2022 18:53    Post subject:
A man said to the universe: “Sir, I exist!”
“However,” replied the universe, "The fact has not created in me a sense of obligation.”


-We don't control what happens to us in life, but we control how we respond to what happens in life.
-Hard times create strong men, strong men create good times, good times create weak men, and weak men create hard times. -G. Michael Hopf

Disclaimer: Post made by me are of my own creation. A delusional mind relayed in text form.
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iconized




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PostPosted: Mon, 24th Oct 2022 19:03    Post subject:
If Your Experiment Needs Statistics, You Ought To Have Done a Better Experiment
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Rage




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PostPosted: Mon, 24th Oct 2022 22:15    Post subject:
Suck ma dick, while I fuck dat ass, hey.
- horsedick.mpeg


Clown Fiesta
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tonizito
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PostPosted: Tue, 25th Oct 2022 01:44    Post subject:
"i guess thouth if without a legit key the installation was rolling back we are all fucking then"

frant: I had to put this here


boundle (thoughts on cracking AITD) wrote:
i guess thouth if without a legit key the installation was rolling back we are all fucking then
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Stormwolf




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PostPosted: Tue, 25th Oct 2022 01:46    Post subject:
tonizito wrote:
"i guess thouth if without a legit key the installation was rolling back we are all fucking then"


It really doesn't get much better than this
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ixigia
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PostPosted: Tue, 25th Oct 2022 15:11    Post subject:
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PumpAction
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PostPosted: Tue, 25th Oct 2022 15:30    Post subject:
For every complex problem, there is a solution which is clear, simple, and wrong.


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Stormwolf




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PostPosted: Tue, 25th Oct 2022 17:27    Post subject:
PumpAction wrote:
For every complex problem, there is a solution which is clear, simple, and wrong.


I have a beef with this quote! If the solution is wrong then it was never a solution in the first place!
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DXWarlock
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PostPosted: Tue, 25th Oct 2022 17:58    Post subject:
Something can fix a situation in the worst way possible.
For hand and elbow pain having your arm removed works and is straightforward and easy to grasp how it would solve the problem, vs the alternative option of diagnosis of the issue if its nerve, arthritis, or internal injury and addressing it with nuanced and harder to grasp internal medicine and intangible joint therapy you cannot initially 'see' instant results of to save the arm.
Removing the whole arm is the wrong solution, that does solve the problem.


-We don't control what happens to us in life, but we control how we respond to what happens in life.
-Hard times create strong men, strong men create good times, good times create weak men, and weak men create hard times. -G. Michael Hopf

Disclaimer: Post made by me are of my own creation. A delusional mind relayed in text form.


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Guy_Incognito




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PostPosted: Tue, 25th Oct 2022 18:00    Post subject:
"We had even bigger problems yet we didn't solve them."

Alan Ford (a satirical Italian comic popular in former Yugoslavia)

(I use this a lot at work when younger colleagues start panicking about "important" stuff)
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Stormwolf




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PostPosted: Tue, 25th Oct 2022 18:02    Post subject:
DXWarlock wrote:
Something can fix a situation in the worst way possible.
For hand and elbow pain having your arm removed works and is straightforward and easy to grasp how it would solve the problem, vs the alternative option of diagnosis of the issue if its nerve, arthritis, or internal injury and addressing it with nuanced and harder to grasp internal medicine and intangible joint therapy you cannot initially 'see' instant results of to save the arm.
Removing the whole arm is the wrong solution, that does solve the problem.


I stick to what i said you contrarian you!
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DXWarlock
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PostPosted: Tue, 25th Oct 2022 18:05    Post subject:
Very Happy


-We don't control what happens to us in life, but we control how we respond to what happens in life.
-Hard times create strong men, strong men create good times, good times create weak men, and weak men create hard times. -G. Michael Hopf

Disclaimer: Post made by me are of my own creation. A delusional mind relayed in text form.
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Yuri




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PostPosted: Tue, 25th Oct 2022 19:13    Post subject:



1 and 2 are still amazing.
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Stormwolf




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PostPosted: Tue, 25th Oct 2022 19:15    Post subject:
Well, she's right that the kid is probably a lot smarter than she is.
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DXWarlock
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PostPosted: Tue, 25th Oct 2022 22:16    Post subject:
um...to be that guy again, sorry wolf
Words do die, there is millions of words from past languages we dont know what they are, most we don't even know existed. And up to even around 100 years ago in english that are dead and no one uses or says anymore or knows what they mean unless you are part of a group of people that study very esoteric words.


-We don't control what happens to us in life, but we control how we respond to what happens in life.
-Hard times create strong men, strong men create good times, good times create weak men, and weak men create hard times. -G. Michael Hopf

Disclaimer: Post made by me are of my own creation. A delusional mind relayed in text form.
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paxsali
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PostPosted: Tue, 25th Oct 2022 22:32    Post subject:
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AKofC




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PostPosted: Wed, 26th Oct 2022 02:48    Post subject:
paxsali wrote:
AKofC wrote:
 Spoiler:
 


paxsali wrote:
Ppl who put quotes inside spoilers in a thread that's about the quotes should receive a 2h ban.


I couldn't find a smaller picture of the quote, so it was a throw up between stretching the page with the super large picture, or spoilering it. Razz


Gustave the Steel
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Stormwolf




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PostPosted: Wed, 26th Oct 2022 09:54    Post subject:
paxsali wrote:
Stormwolf wrote:
PumpAction wrote:
For every complex problem, there is a solution which is clear, simple, and wrong.


I have a beef with this quote! If the solution is wrong then it was never a solution in the first place!


OMG... a proxymoron!


Part of the group then!
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Il_Padrino




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PostPosted: Wed, 26th Oct 2022 13:31    Post subject:
"Beware the irrational, however seductive.
Shun the 'transcendent' and all who invite you to subordinate or annihilate yourself.
Distrust compassion; prefer dignity for yourself and others.
Don't be afraid to be thought arrogant or selfish.
Picture all experts as if they were mammals.
Never be a spectator of unfairness or stupidity.
Seek out argument and disputation for their own sake; the grave will supply plenty of time for silence. Suspect your own motives, and all excuses.
Do not live for others any more than you would expect others to live for you."
- Christopher Hitchens


"Don't be a cunt"
- Ricky Gervais


There must have been a door there in the wall, when I came in.
Truly gone fishing.
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Nodrim




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PostPosted: Wed, 26th Oct 2022 13:42    Post subject:
"Upon the conduct of each, depends the fate of all." - Alexander

"Hate is a place where a man who can't stand sadness goes." - Kentaro Miura
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DXWarlock
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PostPosted: Wed, 26th Oct 2022 16:12    Post subject:
Nodrim wrote:
"Hate is a place where a man who can't stand sadness goes." - Kentaro Miura

Reminds me of: "Anger is the answer of a man that is not able to think of any other options"

Dunno if its a famous quote, but a humorous one (for the situation) my grandfather told me when my dad was cursing and threw a socket wrench working on his truck once.
And to tie into that one my dads famous one for tools/items/bolts/saw/screwdriver that was giving him trouble: "Goddamn motherfucking piece of shit" (then...YEET into the woods near our house). Always those exact words.
If anyone is interested and wants to clean them up, there is probably over time a whole 96 piece set of craftsman wrenches out there to find..lol


-We don't control what happens to us in life, but we control how we respond to what happens in life.
-Hard times create strong men, strong men create good times, good times create weak men, and weak men create hard times. -G. Michael Hopf

Disclaimer: Post made by me are of my own creation. A delusional mind relayed in text form.
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Frant
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PostPosted: Thu, 27th Oct 2022 05:03    Post subject:
AKofC wrote:
paxsali wrote:
AKofC wrote:
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paxsali wrote:
Ppl who put quotes inside spoilers in a thread that's about the quotes should receive a 2h ban.


I couldn't find a smaller picture of the quote, so it was a throw up between stretching the page with the super large picture, or spoilering it. Razz


OR... you can simply use [_imgwidth=600_]pichost.com/sillypic.jpg[_/img_] (without the _ ) to resize the image.


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PumpAction
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PostPosted: Thu, 27th Oct 2022 16:56    Post subject:
Stormwolf wrote:
PumpAction wrote:
For every complex problem, there is a solution presented which is clear, simple, and wrong.


I have a beef with this quote! If the solution is wrong then it was never a solution in the first place!

Fixed it for you Smile


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