Clerks III (sep 2022)
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pho08




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PostPosted: Fri, 16th Sep 2022 16:18    Post subject: Clerks III (sep 2022)


https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/clerks_iii



pleease let this be better than Smith's more recent works. loved clerks 1+2
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VonMisk




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PostPosted: Fri, 16th Sep 2022 17:13    Post subject:
I'm reading some comic book by Smith right now and it's shit, so don't count for a fit of genius.


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EyePatchLives




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PostPosted: Fri, 16th Sep 2022 18:12    Post subject:
Kevin Smith hasn't made anything decent in a long time, and on top of it went from being an anti-big studio, un-PC guy, to a studio cock sucker and woke idiot.

Such a shame.


"I think Call of Duty resonates because it's believable and relatable," Sledgehammer Games cofounder Michael Condrey says.

Believable and relatable...Yep, sounds like Call of Duty
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PostPosted: Fri, 16th Sep 2022 18:54    Post subject:
EyePatchLives wrote:
Kevin Smith hasn't made anything decent in a long time, and on top of it went from being an anti-big studio, un-PC guy, to a studio cock sucker and woke idiot.

Such a shame.
Close, but you left out the "LMAO weed bro LMAO" phase... that's still active AFAIK


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azzman




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PostPosted: Tue, 20th Sep 2022 08:07    Post subject:
EyePatchLives wrote:
Kevin Smith hasn't made anything decent in a long time, and on top of it went from being an anti-big studio, un-PC guy, to a studio cock sucker and woke idiot.

Such a shame.


He became everything he despised, the Hollywood way.
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PostPosted: Tue, 20th Sep 2022 10:17    Post subject:
Does not look good. Nostalgia grab of `memberberries rehash scenes at least if the trailer is represented of the movie:

`Member went I made that good movie? What if I made a fictional movie about making that movie, like I never made it to start with? Great huh? So I made it again, about us making it again.
Same old jokes you loved nearly word for word using forced awkward self awareness of itself, same 2 dimension supporting characters that are still how you remember them 20 years ago that was good for a one off Indy film, now being milked until they bleed.
Come see "Clerks 1 Again", again, for the first time.

Now dont get the wrong idea, that is how I prefer my comedy shows/movies: With characters that are static and easy to predict so I don't need to know the chorological story to just enjoy a comedy. But I dont like a series of new episodes/sequels where they are that AND just repeat the same jokes in the same scenarios over and over. Its like a 4yo that got a laugh about a joke and won't stop telling it 100 times.

Clerks was decent to me. Majority of it wasn't haha funny, or even "puff of air out of nose" humorous. But it had some lines tossed in now and then that made it worth watching. Like:
Dante: My girlfriend's sucked 37 dicks! Customer :...In a row?


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