AND SCREW GERMAN AIRPORTS TOO!
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HubU
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PostPosted: Mon, 11th Oct 2021 22:41    Post subject: AND SCREW GERMAN AIRPORTS TOO!
E V E R Y T I M E they go through my shit like I'm Maximilian Schmidt

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I've been given every treatment from them short of a glove up my man-hole.
From Tegel, Leipzig to München, there's no love for my luggage, nor my person.

Always stand in line, like any other person, never make any stress, always polite...

Oh, and the "why don't you learn German" while being an obvious tourist/dude passing by?

Godwin never took a flight there. These people are fucked.
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PostPosted: Tue, 12th Oct 2021 00:06    Post subject:
Maybe you are special? Poker Face
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deelix
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PostPosted: Tue, 12th Oct 2021 00:13    Post subject:
I feel you there. Except the last time I traveled iv always been "randomly picked out" and they go trough my stuff and check if there is traces of thc, amfetamine etc. on my laptop Laughing Not any full body check, thank science!

Well, thats the curse of being brown (in my case). Guess other people are frequently are searched too, but I dont have a record of any kind and dont travel by plane much.

If I flew to Amsterdam every other week, then OK... there might be some sort of pattern. But I dont. Actually hate flying Very Happy
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PostPosted: Tue, 12th Oct 2021 01:49    Post subject:
Security is tight now, they don't just let any cunt go through. One thing they have got right Smile
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PostPosted: Tue, 12th Oct 2021 07:11    Post subject:
You have to admit, that you seem a bit shady though, right?


kogel mogel
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Nui
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PostPosted: Tue, 12th Oct 2021 07:12    Post subject:
I think I might frisk you at an airport and I don't even work there.


kogel mogel
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scaramonga




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PostPosted: Tue, 12th Oct 2021 07:25    Post subject:
Excited at the very thought Laughing Razz
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HubU
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PostPosted: Tue, 12th Oct 2021 12:01    Post subject:
Nui wrote:
You have to admit, that you seem a bit shady though, right?
I think I might frisk you at an airport and I don't even work there.


Laughing
I guess I have that "goody-two-shoes" look. They must think "He looks irreproachable, and thus MUST be hiding something" Razz

iconized wrote:
Maybe you are special? Poker Face


Yup, but the wrong kind of special Sad
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Nui
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PostPosted: Tue, 12th Oct 2021 15:23    Post subject:
HubU wrote:
They must think "He looks irreproachable, and thus MUST be hiding something" Razz


People must have been detained for this reason at some point Laughing
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PostPosted: Tue, 12th Oct 2021 20:03    Post subject:
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HubU
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PostPosted: Tue, 12th Oct 2021 21:00    Post subject:
Nui wrote:
HubU wrote:
They must think "He looks irreproachable, and thus MUST be hiding something" Razz


People must have been detained for this reason at some point Laughing


Well, I wasn't shown "the room" while hearing some sleeve-type gloves snap so far, so I guess I'm part of the lucky ones (SO FAR) Laughing

No shit, though, they always swipe all my luggages with what seems to be a "chemical sensitive" piece of plastic that they then immediatly test.

Germans, being the cunts they are, always hate being wrong. So when it turns negative, they toss my shit, hoping to find whatever they might be looking for. A N Y T H I N G. Let me stress tjhis again: they hate being wrong. AND YES, they are cunts.

My guess? Since I always packed my GF make-up & beauty shits, it must be positive for glycerin, thus always triggering the "explosive" mark.
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PostPosted: Tue, 12th Oct 2021 22:03    Post subject:
Remember when i was done doing my military service and was about to board the plane to get home. Some 40-50 fat security cunt went "ohoh i feel we're going to find something interesting here". These people can be cunts indeed Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed, 13th Oct 2021 13:07    Post subject:
bzut tzey are prztectzing tze fatherland Laughing
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