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HubU
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Posted: Mon, 11th Oct 2021 22:41 Post subject: AND SCREW GERMAN AIRPORTS TOO! |
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E V E R Y T I M E they go through my shit like I'm Maximilian Schmidt
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I've been given every treatment from them short of a glove up my man-hole.
From Tegel, Leipzig to München, there's no love for my luggage, nor my person.
Always stand in line, like any other person, never make any stress, always polite...
Oh, and the "why don't you learn German" while being an obvious tourist/dude passing by?
Godwin never took a flight there. These people are fucked.
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deelix
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Nui
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Posted: Tue, 12th Oct 2021 07:11 Post subject: |
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You have to admit, that you seem a bit shady though, right?
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Nui
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Posted: Tue, 12th Oct 2021 07:12 Post subject: |
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I think I might frisk you at an airport and I don't even work there.
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HubU
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Posted: Tue, 12th Oct 2021 12:01 Post subject: |
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Nui
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Posted: Tue, 12th Oct 2021 20:03 Post subject: |
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Last edited by paxsali on Thu, 4th Jul 2024 23:04; edited 2 times in total
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HubU
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Posted: Tue, 12th Oct 2021 21:00 Post subject: |
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Nui wrote: | HubU wrote: | They must think "He looks irreproachable, and thus MUST be hiding something"  |
People must have been detained for this reason at some point  |
Well, I wasn't shown "the room" while hearing some sleeve-type gloves snap so far, so I guess I'm part of the lucky ones (SO FAR)
No shit, though, they always swipe all my luggages with what seems to be a "chemical sensitive" piece of plastic that they then immediatly test.
Germans, being the cunts they are, always hate being wrong. So when it turns negative, they toss my shit, hoping to find whatever they might be looking for. A N Y T H I N G. Let me stress tjhis again: they hate being wrong. AND YES, they are cunts.
My guess? Since I always packed my GF make-up & beauty shits, it must be positive for glycerin, thus always triggering the "explosive" mark.
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