Payment must be in the form of all the money in China, in £1 coins. Your
bid will only be accepted if you are 95 years of age and have a sworn
statement from both of your natural parents giving you permission. They
must accompany you at the point of sale.
Quite simple: Don't bid, you can't possibly offer me enough. Thanks to Mr
B Gates of Seattle and Mr Sultan of Brunei. Sorry...not even you could bid
enough.
lol 
"Why don't you zip it, Zipfero?" - fraich3