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Waargh




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PostPosted: Tue, 9th Jul 2019 16:14    Post subject: Turok: Escape from Lost Valley


Turok: Escape from Lost Valley is a third-person action/adventure game where the Player is Turok, trying to find a way back home. The player explores this strange place with Andar, and it will take all their skills to survive the environment, creatures, and other dangers on the adventure through the Lost Valley.

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1078560/Turok_Escape_from_Lost_Valley/

Today I didn't even need to use my AK. I gotta say it was a good day. (c) - Ice Cube
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Stormwolf




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PostPosted: Tue, 9th Jul 2019 16:46    Post subject:
Fuck is this? One thing its not is Turok.
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Waargh




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PostPosted: Tue, 9th Jul 2019 16:55    Post subject:
Stormwolf wrote:
Fuck is this? One thing its not is Turok.


Turok not being gay or a black female already makes it 6/10 these days Laughing

Today I didn't even need to use my AK. I gotta say it was a good day. (c) - Ice Cube
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vurt




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PostPosted: Tue, 9th Jul 2019 17:48    Post subject:
Waargh wrote:
Stormwolf wrote:
Fuck is this? One thing its not is Turok.


Turok not being gay or a black female already makes it 6/10 these days Laughing


Put him in a wheel-chair too and it's at least an 8 from PC Gamer.

"So courageous, so courageous."
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MightyMan




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PostPosted: Tue, 9th Jul 2019 19:36    Post subject:
vurt wrote:
Waargh wrote:
Stormwolf wrote:
Fuck is this? One thing its not is Turok.


Turok not being gay or a black female already makes it 6/10 these days Laughing


Put him in a wheel-chair too and it's at least an 8 from PC Gamer.

"So courageous, so courageous."


Make all the enemy creatures Pale, stale and male and you've got an INSTANT classic, causing cocks to explode and vegenes to gush over at kotaku etc.
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diaboliquin




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PostPosted: Tue, 9th Jul 2019 20:06    Post subject:
The fuck... I was expecting a TUROK game, not this garbage.
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TheZor
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PostPosted: Tue, 9th Jul 2019 20:08    Post subject:
MightyMan wrote:
vurt wrote:
Waargh wrote:


Turok not being gay or a black female already makes it 6/10 these days Laughing


Put him in a wheel-chair too and it's at least an 8 from PC Gamer.

"So courageous, so courageous."


Make all the enemy creatures Pale, stale and male and you've got an INSTANT classic, causing cocks to explode and vegenes to gush over at kotaku etc.


Very Happy Laughing
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Stormwolf




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PostPosted: Tue, 9th Jul 2019 20:31    Post subject:
MightyMan wrote:
vurt wrote:
Waargh wrote:


Turok not being gay or a black female already makes it 6/10 these days Laughing


Put him in a wheel-chair too and it's at least an 8 from PC Gamer.

"So courageous, so courageous."


Make all the enemy creatures Pale, stale and male and you've got an INSTANT classic, causing cocks to explode and vegenes to gush over at kotaku etc.


Purge those people from the world and you have an happy pale, stale and male guy right here.
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xExtreme




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PostPosted: Tue, 9th Jul 2019 20:45    Post subject:
What the fuck....Where ma' dinosaurs Mad
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kalato




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PostPosted: Tue, 9th Jul 2019 21:38    Post subject:
diaboliquin wrote:
The fuck... I was expecting a TUROK game, not this garbage.


Same!
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sunseeker




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PostPosted: Wed, 10th Jul 2019 10:40    Post subject:
MightyMan wrote:
vurt wrote:
Waargh wrote:


Turok not being gay or a black female already makes it 6/10 these days Laughing


Put him in a wheel-chair too and it's at least an 8 from PC Gamer.

"So courageous, so courageous."


Make all the enemy creatures Pale, stale and male and you've got an INSTANT classic, causing cocks to explode and vegenes to gush over at kotaku etc.


Don't forget to put red baseball hats on their heads (wink wink) and spinke in some toxic masculinity for bonus woke points.

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Nalo
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PostPosted: Wed, 10th Jul 2019 10:45    Post subject:
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