When you finally meet a chick
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FireMaster




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PostPosted: Tue, 26th Jul 2016 13:18    Post subject: When you finally meet a chick
after over a year of single time
and she gives you her number happily




Then you misspell her name when you text her... Laughing
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StrEagle




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Location: Balkans
PostPosted: Tue, 26th Jul 2016 13:42    Post subject:
Laughing


Lutzifer wrote:
and yes, mine is only average
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Ankh




Posts: 23333
Location: Trelleborg
PostPosted: Tue, 26th Jul 2016 13:46    Post subject:
For some reason I thought it was gonna be

When you finally meet a chick
she has a 12 inch dick.


shitloads of new stuff in my pc. Cant keep track of it all.
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konkol84




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Location: Po(o)land
PostPosted: Tue, 26th Jul 2016 14:32    Post subject:
just go with the flow and pretend (or not) that ur dumb like a brick but cute
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ixigia
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Location: Italy
PostPosted: Tue, 26th Jul 2016 18:12    Post subject:
It doesn't matter my Fire, you can keep calling me ixiga if you want! Razz
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Nalo
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PostPosted: Tue, 26th Jul 2016 18:14    Post subject:
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PickupArtist




Posts: 9896

PostPosted: Tue, 26th Jul 2016 18:18    Post subject:
fuck texting chicks .. they remember every last sentence u wrote and will store it for eternity , u creating a minefield she drags u back in again over and iover
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HubU
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PostPosted: Tue, 26th Jul 2016 18:28    Post subject:


"Music washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life." ~Berthold Auerbach
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Kanint




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PostPosted: Tue, 26th Jul 2016 21:04    Post subject: Re: When you finally meet a chick
FireMaster wrote:

Then you misspell her name when you text her... Laughing

"That's because I want to keep it special when your name escape my lips, that's the only time it matters"
"That's why you saved me as "fuck her in the butt" inside your phone?"
"Yes. Of course. Definitely."
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Nalo
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PostPosted: Tue, 26th Jul 2016 21:22    Post subject:
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madmax17




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Location: Croatia
PostPosted: Tue, 26th Jul 2016 22:20    Post subject:
As long as you didn't misspell her name as 'Roger' all is fine.
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Ankh




Posts: 23333
Location: Trelleborg
PostPosted: Tue, 26th Jul 2016 22:35    Post subject:
madmax17 wrote:
As long as you didn't misspell her name as 'Roger' all is fine.


Unless that is "her" name ofc Very Happy
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ragnarus




Posts: 686
Location: Somewhere in Warsaw Pact
PostPosted: Tue, 26th Jul 2016 23:51    Post subject: ....
When you try to get some sleep and you get a text message "please come and rescue me, there is a grasshoper in the room!" You drive across the town like it was end of the world and after everything you leave only with a kiss no fhitb Wink


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