F**king console ports!!!
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Mibeshu




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PostPosted: Wed, 27th Apr 2005 20:15    Post subject: F**king console ports!!!
Just recently downloaded stolen and i am SOOOO glad i didn't buy it. Its a fucking awful game. The gameplay itself is wonderful, like an arcady splinter cell, but its been brought onto the PC with the minimalist amount of effort.

The mouse doesn't move properly, the inverts are messed up, theres no freedom while in the vents, the guards all look the same, the camera doesn't let you look around half the time!!! I was so looking forward to this asshole of a game as well Sad Oh, and the graphics are fairly shoddy.

I have console ports. Its like "lets make a game for a console. Oh, lets make a little extra buck by putting it onto the PC. Shall we make it good? naa, just make it so the mouse can just about control it, forget about anything else"

ARSE FECK GIRLS!!!! Rolling Eyes
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Sublime




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PostPosted: Wed, 27th Apr 2005 20:38    Post subject:
It's not consoles that are the prob it's the lack of effort put in by devs to make a decent PC game. the worst part of stolen was the camera and controls not the variety / free roaming aspect.


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xAiTheHitman




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PostPosted: Wed, 27th Apr 2005 21:10    Post subject:
Sublime wrote:
It's not consoles that are the prob it's the lack of effort put in by devs to make a decent PC game. the worst part of stolen was the camera and controls not the variety / free roaming aspect.


I agree. The devs do this so consoles make the money.

They took fuckin' GTA off of the PC where it originated, making it exclusive to PS2. Same goes for fuckin' remakes of PC games that Microsoft is doing. Than when they do get ported, they end up being flawed.
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PostPosted: Thu, 28th Apr 2005 18:09    Post subject:
halo anyone?
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dryan
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PostPosted: Thu, 28th Apr 2005 20:21    Post subject:
Consoles = money


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zerOman29




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PostPosted: Fri, 29th Apr 2005 16:32    Post subject:
buy 1
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Kamikaze666




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PostPosted: Fri, 29th Apr 2005 20:09    Post subject:
ah yes, ever since microsoft came about with their X-box PC games have a been sufferering from the so called "console port" syndrome.


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Sublime




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PostPosted: Fri, 29th Apr 2005 20:12    Post subject:
Yea first it was a control issue now its mostly graphical differences. I mean sure the graphics don't always make the game but if it means waiting 2 months for the same experience what's the point? Like dryan said the money's in the consoles now Sad


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PostPosted: Fri, 29th Apr 2005 21:54    Post subject:
driv3r totaly sux
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PostPosted: Sat, 30th Apr 2005 03:37    Post subject:
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