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Serben
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 Posted: Wed, 27th Apr 2005 16:18 Post subject: MOTHERFUCKING PIECE OF SHIT RETARD BANK EMPLOYEES!!! |
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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!! A week ago i went to the bank to get myself a creditcard since i was tired of not being able to buy instantly downloadable shareware games and instead have to send checks to the fucking companies and then wait 9 months for them to mail the fucking game to me. So anyway, yesterday i got the card, and today i went to the bank to activate it. The teller just tells me to go to the ATM outside, insert the card, and enter a PIN code of my choice, which i do. Then i got home 40 minutes ago hoping i'd finally be able to use it to buy this hsareware game i'd had my eye on for a while. So i log on with my personal information on my bank's website, in order to use their "e-card" service, which is basically a "one time only" electronic version of a credit card that is only valid for one purchase, in order to prevent fraud. So i download the e-card software and log on with my details, only to be greeted by a fucking error message telling me my card hasn't been activated yet!!!!
THE FUCK IT HASN'T!!!! I WAS AT THE FUCKING ATM 3 HOURS EARLIER, ACTIVATING IT!!!!! THE FUCKING SCREEN ON THE ATM EVEN SAID THAT THE CARD WAS NOW READY FOR USE!!!
So i call their customer support and ask what the fuck is going on, and the bitch tells me you have to actually make an ATM cash withdrawal before the card is actually activated!!!! Gee, thanks!!!! Too bad the fucking CUNT TELLER AT THE FUCKING BANK FORGOT TO MENTION THAT, OR I'D BE ABLE TO FUCKING USE MY FUCKING CARD RIGHT NOW!!!!!! FUCKING RETARDED MOTHERFUCKING DOUCHEBAGS!!!! FUCKING RETARDS DON'T EVEN KNOW THE POLICIES OF THEIR OWN PLACE OF EMPLOYMENT, OR THEY'D TELL ME I HAD TO MAKE A WITHDRAWAL!!!! WHY DO THEY HIRE RETARDS LIKE THAT!?!?!?!?
FUUUUCK!!! Now i have to go halfway across the city because there isn't a working ATM for miles where i live! I'm gonna go back to the fucking bank tomorrow, take my place in the line, wait my turn, and then politely walk up to the teller, PUNCH HER IN THE FUCKING FRONTAL LOBE, AND ASK THE FUCKING BITCH WHY SHE DIDN'T TELL ME I HAD TO MAKE A FUCKING WITHDRAWAL BEFORE MY CARD WOULD BE ACTIVATED, DESPITE THE FACT THAT I ASKED BOTH ONCE AND TWICE IF ALL I REALLY HAD TO DO WAS INSERT THE CARD INTO THE ATM AND PUNCH IN A PIN CODE, AND SHE SAID "YES"!!!!!!
FUCKING COCK FUCK PIECE OF GRABASS SHIT!!!! 
Gigabyte S-Series GA-G33-DS3R, Intel C2D Quad Q6600 OC @ 3.2Ghz, 4gb Kingston PC8500 1066Mhz DDR2, Geforce 7800GTX (will get a 9800GTX when they are released), 2 x 250Gb HD's and a case with built in paper and lotion dispenser.
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_SiN_
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| Posted: Wed, 27th Apr 2005 16:28 Post subject: |
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A....are you a bit angry?
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| Posted: Wed, 27th Apr 2005 16:28 Post subject: |
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FUCKING BANK
FUCKING BANK
FUCKING BANK
FUCKING BANK
FUCKING BANK
my nearest bank can only give 20 euro's or higher :@ fucking stupid.
some banks..... 
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Serben
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| Posted: Wed, 27th Apr 2005 16:55 Post subject: |
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/me laughs at srerben i love the way his anger escalated 
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_SiN_
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MAD_MAX333
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| Posted: Wed, 27th Apr 2005 17:58 Post subject: |
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i'v noticed you european people speak very good english... wtf is the deal.. it pisses me off.
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| Posted: Wed, 27th Apr 2005 18:23 Post subject: |
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Well in most european countries they start learning a 2nd language from the first years at school. Here in england most of us don't start until in year 7 (12 years old) by then it's much harder to pick up the languages.
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| Posted: Wed, 27th Apr 2005 18:44 Post subject: |
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lol max 
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| Posted: Wed, 27th Apr 2005 18:58 Post subject: |
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i learned english from tv and movies 
thats one stupid bitch
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Godlikez*
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| Posted: Wed, 27th Apr 2005 19:00 Post subject: |
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| Posted: Wed, 27th Apr 2005 19:26 Post subject: |
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_SiN_
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| Posted: Wed, 27th Apr 2005 20:22 Post subject: |
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Me too, well i got most from games, but also from movies/tv...
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| Posted: Wed, 27th Apr 2005 21:43 Post subject: |
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Playboy....sadly my vocabulary is limited to the playboy spectrum of English. Such as, young, firm, round, loves all positions, sex, fun, sex.....Hey, a picture says so much..Injurious, fill me on this one please.
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| Posted: Thu, 28th Apr 2005 04:21 Post subject: |
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| Martinius wrote: | | Playboy....sadly my vocabulary is limited to the playboy spectrum of English. Such as, young, firm, round, loves all positions, sex, fun, sex.....Hey, a picture says so much..Injurious, fill me on this one please. |
wha?? 
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| Posted: Thu, 28th Apr 2005 04:34 Post subject: |
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| Martinius wrote: | | Playboy....sadly my vocabulary is limited to the playboy spectrum of English. Such as, young, firm, round, loves all positions, sex, fun, sex.....Hey, a picture says so much..Injurious, fill me on this one please. |
"Techniclly speaking, Beta-Manboi didnt inject Burberry_Massi with Benz, he injected him with liquid that had air bubbles in it, which caused benz." - House M.D
"Faith without logic is the same as knowledge without understanding; meaningless"
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| Posted: Thu, 28th Apr 2005 04:50 Post subject: |
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| Posted: Thu, 28th Apr 2005 14:15 Post subject: Re: MOTHERFUCKING PIECE OF SHIT RETARD BANK EMPLOYEES!!! |
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| Serben wrote: | FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!! A week ago i went to the bank to get myself a creditcard since i was tired of not being able to buy instantly downloadable shareware games and instead have to send checks to the fucking companies and then wait 9 months for them to mail the fucking game to me. So anyway, yesterday i got the card, and today i went to the bank to activate it. The teller just tells me to go to the ATM outside, insert the card, and enter a PIN code of my choice, which i do. Then i got home 40 minutes ago hoping i'd finally be able to use it to buy this hsareware game i'd had my eye on for a while. So i log on with my personal information on my bank's website, in order to use their "e-card" service, which is basically a "one time only" electronic version of a credit card that is only valid for one purchase, in order to prevent fraud. So i download the e-card software and log on with my details, only to be greeted by a fucking error message telling me my card hasn't been activated yet!!!!
THE FUCK IT HASN'T!!!! I WAS AT THE FUCKING ATM 3 HOURS EARLIER, ACTIVATING IT!!!!! THE FUCKING SCREEN ON THE ATM EVEN SAID THAT THE CARD WAS NOW READY FOR USE!!!
So i call their customer support and ask what the fuck is going on, and the bitch tells me you have to actually make an ATM cash withdrawal before the card is actually activated!!!! Gee, thanks!!!! Too bad the fucking CUNT TELLER AT THE FUCKING BANK FORGOT TO MENTION THAT, OR I'D BE ABLE TO FUCKING USE MY FUCKING CARD RIGHT NOW!!!!!! FUCKING RETARDED MOTHERFUCKING DOUCHEBAGS!!!! FUCKING RETARDS DON'T EVEN KNOW THE POLICIES OF THEIR OWN PLACE OF EMPLOYMENT, OR THEY'D TELL ME I HAD TO MAKE A WITHDRAWAL!!!! WHY DO THEY HIRE RETARDS LIKE THAT!?!?!?!?
FUUUUCK!!! Now i have to go halfway across the city because there isn't a working ATM for miles where i live! I'm gonna go back to the fucking bank tomorrow, take my place in the line, wait my turn, and then politely walk up to the teller, PUNCH HER IN THE FUCKING FRONTAL LOBE, AND ASK THE FUCKING BITCH WHY SHE DIDN'T TELL ME I HAD TO MAKE A FUCKING WITHDRAWAL BEFORE MY CARD WOULD BE ACTIVATED, DESPITE THE FACT THAT I ASKED BOTH ONCE AND TWICE IF ALL I REALLY HAD TO DO WAS INSERT THE CARD INTO THE ATM AND PUNCH IN A PIN CODE, AND SHE SAID "YES"!!!!!!
FUCKING COCK FUCK PIECE OF GRABASS SHIT!!!! |
Shut the fuck up.
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_SiN_
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| Posted: Thu, 28th Apr 2005 14:22 Post subject: |
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Errm, why don´t you?
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| Posted: Thu, 28th Apr 2005 17:20 Post subject: |
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Having worked as a teller in a bank before, I kinda understand what you're talking about... there were some pretty fucking retarded people I'd worked with.
On the other hand, it really wasn't the teller's fault. The managers there are so fucked up. First of all, they constantly pick favorites. I've had this bitch (dumb as a sack of shit) I worked with, that I've caught sleeping (literally) on the job twice, and the tard manager puts her right back in her spot, out of her view. Any time she catches me on Google though (when there's nobody in the fucking bank, mind you) she makes it such a big fucking deal you'd think their server blew up. Fucking whore.
Then you're dealing with the fucking "customers". These sorry excuses for humanoids can't figure out that "first name" means whatever the fuck their retard mother called them for the past 40 years of their worthless life, and "Signature" means that piece of shit scribble that they do, that could probably be forged by a monkey with a twig in a sandbox. Then you have the sacks of shit that smell like sacks of shit. I kid you not, I'd rather stand in a room filled with manure than stand in FRONT of these people. We had this one misfuck that had one eye out, which was fucking rotting, smelling, which he didn't bother covering up. He smelled like old, roting fish, and the piece of shit brought 50000000 checks totaling all of $5. Then you have the old people who can't figure out what the fuck they want to go. All with a line building in front of you and your piece of shit manager screaming down your fucking back because you're the only one there that the whore hasn't fucked.
As if that weren't enough, you have the fucking twats like yourself, who refuse to understand shit, and take out the fact that they've had a bad day/week/year/life on you. It's not my fault mama won't fuck you anymore. Go find a fucking girlfriend you misappropriated, useless drain on society. Whatever your fucking problem with the world is, leave it outside and pick it up on your way out. Piece of shit. I can't tell you how many times I've found their fucking POS comps looking through their databases for data for all of 10 seconds, and the piece of shit starts screaming at me halfway through that it's MY fucking fault. What the fuck do you want me to do, update the whole bank's piece of old shit backbone that prolly runs off a 486 loaded with porn.
And do you know what's the colossal figure that I earned for this shit? $8.00 an hour before taxes. That's right. You can either bitch that the service is bad, or make our lives more miserable by bitching it's too expensive and making them lower our fucking paychecks.
Go die.
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| Posted: Thu, 28th Apr 2005 18:45 Post subject: |
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agreed with accelleron
my dad works in a bank and some people are really stupid. also collegeaus (spelling??) are stupid (well one of them)
but you are blowing it out of proportion cause its not like you get those type of people over the floor every day unless they are old folk who want some company
Serben, maybe you forgot she said it. getting all worked up about something that stupid is pretty stupid
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nouseforaname
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| Posted: Thu, 28th Apr 2005 20:38 Post subject: |
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| JeanPerrier wrote: | agreed with accelleron
my dad works in a bank and some people are really stupid. also collegeaus (spelling??) are stupid (well one of them)
but you are blowing it out of proportion cause its not like you get those type of people over the floor every day unless they are old folk who want some company
Serben, maybe you forgot she said it. getting all worked up about something that stupid is pretty stupid |
As any of my former, erm, colleagues (the erm being used to indicate the hardship with which I had appropriated these mishaps a human-sounding title, nothing to do with your spelling, jean) would confirm, these mishappened assholes do find their way into their bank daily. From the "proud-to-be-lawd-dammit" black enthusiasts for whom my not being black and charging her our policy fees is a fucking crime, to the typical example of 30 year old living in mom's basement (everquest t-shirt on a fat, unwashed, saggy 30+ that hasn't cut his nails in 30 years, wearing cracked glasses and asking me questions about everquest (which I told him the first time I've never played). I understand I'm the only person who'd ever talk to you, you piece of shit. That's because I'm being PAID for it. Go die. To the 100+ "senior citizen" who hobbles to our bank every fucking day to find out if the "german pension" is there yet...
... don't even get me started on that same german pension. I've had some old wart come up to me and "talk" to me about this shit. It turns out that there are organizations that will pay anyone with an even remotely russian or jewish sounding last name, that's over 50 (she was asking about my grandparents) $1000 a month out of the reparations that German people pay out of their taxes, regardless of participation in WW2 or not. Next time you hear shit about those being paid strictly to Holocaust survivors, don't believe it. There are people who'd set this shit up for anyone. If I find this prick's "business card" (printed on a piece of paper) I'll post the name and number here so that you can call and ask about this shit for yourselves. I remember it was from some Jewish Community Center shit tho... Fuck I've seen some ~35 year old guy come in with ID and collect this shit that was in his name (he was the only one on the account). Fucking makes me sick that one of the few relatively humanitarian uses for taxes, that is in my mind objectionable in the first place (the ppl paying now had nothing to do with WWII), is corrupted to the point that it's going to just anybody.
Anyway, yes there is at least 1 miscreant that finds it's way to my station on a daily or almost daily basis, here are a few examples:
An old lady walks in, asks for cash off her account. I explain to her that her balance is near 0, that there isn't enough for what she wants, and that her Soc. Sec. won't come in for another few days. Calmly. In her language. All of a sudden she's screaming at me, cursing my mother (and I don't mean "fuck", I mean shit like wishing plague/death/disease. She looks like one of those stereotypes of old gypsy ppl too, so I'm kinda freaked at this point. Suddenly she takes a piece of paper out, pours it's contents (ash or toner or some other black powder shit) into her hand (I didn't see this) and throws it's contents at my face. Thankfully I was wearing glasses at the time. I was wearing a green shirt with a green tie, which obviously got stained by this shit (which turned out to be powdered charcoal). Manager refused to do shit about it but ask her to leave, which she did at that point. WTF.
Here's another one: some motherfucker comes into the bank screaming on his phone, cuts in front of the whole line, comes up to me of all people (my customer was just leaving), starts screaming at me that his motherfucking paycheck didn't come in yet, like I'm responsible for his employer's shitty writing skills. After some explanation, turns out that his check had somehow got torn into 2 pieces, of which the small piece he lost, he put the large piece in a deposit envelope and deposited it into the ATM. Now he was there screaming at ME because his fucking check didn't go through. With approval from my manager I ask the fuck to leave, at which point he picks up one of our plastic ads and chucks it at me. Manager says she'll "take care of it". Never does. WTF is wearing thin.
The problem is that most of these dipshits come back weekly/monthly. Once again, we put up with this for $8 an hour BEFORE taxes.
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| Posted: Thu, 28th Apr 2005 23:32 Post subject: |
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Good times.
All business' that deal with the public directly have problem customers. Your bitching is almost as pathetic as his accelleron.
"Techniclly speaking, Beta-Manboi didnt inject Burberry_Massi with Benz, he injected him with liquid that had air bubbles in it, which caused benz." - House M.D
"Faith without logic is the same as knowledge without understanding; meaningless"
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| Posted: Fri, 29th Apr 2005 00:08 Post subject: |
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| AnimalMother wrote: | Good times.
All business' that deal with the public directly have problem customers. Your bitching is almost as pathetic as his accelleron. |
This from the perspective of somebody who has likely never even visited the CS outlet of his industry, much less worked in one. Trust me, things get a lot shittier on the other side of that counter. |
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| Posted: Fri, 29th Apr 2005 00:51 Post subject: |
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| Accelleron wrote: | | AnimalMother wrote: | Good times.
All business' that deal with the public directly have problem customers. Your bitching is almost as pathetic as his accelleron. |
This from the perspective of somebody who has likely never even visited the CS outlet of his industry, much less worked in one. Trust me, things get a lot shittier on the other side of that counter. |
You're getting paid, it's part of the job. If you don't like it, walk. But theres no point moaning about it as it's your choice to work there.
"Techniclly speaking, Beta-Manboi didnt inject Burberry_Massi with Benz, he injected him with liquid that had air bubbles in it, which caused benz." - House M.D
"Faith without logic is the same as knowledge without understanding; meaningless"
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