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PostPosted: Wed, 20th Apr 2005 21:32    Post subject: Post your no so great moments
got the idea from another forum Smile

Post your moments that you aint proud off.

mine:

I was on vacation in the States visiting friends. So one day i went to the toilet to take a shit. After doing my dump, i tried to flush it. But some how the toilet paper got stuck in the tub, blocking the water and my SHIT.

I was thinking like wtf. How do i solve this. I yelled @ my friend who came with me on this trip. He said use the toilet brush to give the toilet paper a little push. So i tried that and then tried flushing again. Ofcourse this hadn't had any effect, infact the water raises. Laughing Surprised

We thought quickly what else we could do. I suddenly got a thought. Ran downstairs grabbed a lunchbag and ran upstairs again.
With the toilet brush i took out the shit and toiletpaper and put it in the bag.

I ran downstairs, out of the door and put the lunchbag with shit and toilet paper in the trashcan. (when i tried flushing the toilet when i came back, it worked ofcourse Evil or Very Mad Rolling Eyes

The folks in the house we were staying asked what i did outside. I said i trew away some trash (my shit and toilet paper actualy Rolling Eyes ). Then they said; "not the trashcan @ the street?" that is our neighboors trashcan".

I went upstairs to tell my friend what happend when i was downstairs . The both of us had a big laugh out of it. And every now and then this story comes up Laughing .

so what happend in short words:

*took a shit
*toilet didnt flush (panic)
*grabbed toiletbrush to push the toiletpaper (didnt help)
*grabbed lunchbag
*put the shit and toiletpaper with the help of the toiletbrush in the bag
*ran outside to put it in the trashcan of the neighboors
*LAUGHING OUT LOUD

now post yours Laughing


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PostPosted: Wed, 20th Apr 2005 21:38    Post subject:
you're a true scat-master skidrow
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PostPosted: Wed, 20th Apr 2005 21:40    Post subject:
Hmm gotta be the early years where I was playing Goldeneye for the N64... My friends and me played for like 4 hours and it was getting quite late Wink
Meanwhile my bladder was beginning to put some pressure so I thought. I just needed 2 more frags then I would goto the WC, suddenly one of the players made a quite funny comment and I laughed... So much that my bladder just decided to unload...


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PostPosted: Wed, 20th Apr 2005 22:45    Post subject:
Damn, I was thinking of making a thread like this.
Anyway ill be back later when i´ve figured something out to tell y´all.


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PostPosted: Wed, 20th Apr 2005 23:02    Post subject:
I got one .... in my first year of university ...

I'm at a strip club (the Network in Waterloo, ON) with some friends, and of course we've had WAY to much to drink. Anyways, this stripper starts whipping her clothes into the audience ... well .. I snagged her bra, and one of my buds got her hat. He was made to give it back after her dance, but I thought I had pulled a fast one and gotten away with the bra (yeah WTF was I thinking ... some strippers bra?). So we go to leave, and basically in the parking lot I realized that the stripper had told the bouncers (who were two gigantic fat bald bastards) and that they wanted to discuss it with me.

That's where the fun begins. They decided to talk to me with their fists. Those two huge bastards beat me to a pulp. After the beating, they wanted me to pay them for their time. When I had no money on me, they basically took my wallet and gave my bank card to my friends and told them to find a bank machine and bring back $200 if they wanted to see me again. While my friends were gone, they took me into a back room at the club where they told me that if my friends didn't bring back the money ... well ... "they've buried people out back for less". So I'm basically shitting my pants. I know this strip club has ties to bike gangs ... and I'm a little delusional from the beating. My friends came back with $100, saying that's all that was in my account (good call--there was plenty more). So they let me go, warning me not to tell anyone and to never call back.

So I call the cops from down the street, and they send a cruiser to pick me up and they dropped me off at my univ residence. Two days later, the cops calls to say that he had 'sorted' things out, and that the people at the bar had agreed to give me my money back. All I had to do was stop by and get it. Yeah fucking right. So I never went back, and told the cop 'thanks for nothing'.

Moral of the story, don't fuck with strippers. The fucking whores have backup like a motherfucker. Laughing


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PostPosted: Thu, 21st Apr 2005 00:06    Post subject:
Fuck, that sounds harsh...man, I would be so mad that i would hire a few big guys to take the two bouncers for a "talk". Very Happy


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PostPosted: Thu, 21st Apr 2005 04:07    Post subject:
zTc wrote:
you're a true scat-master skidrow


HAHAHA! Smile thats funny


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PostPosted: Thu, 21st Apr 2005 04:11    Post subject:
nouseforaname wrote:
I got one .... in my first year of university ...

I'm at a strip club (the Network in Waterloo, ON) with some friends, and of course we've had WAY to much to drink. Anyways, this stripper starts whipping her clothes into the audience ... well .. I snagged her bra, and one of my buds got her hat. He was made to give it back after her dance, but I thought I had pulled a fast one and gotten away with the bra (yeah WTF was I thinking ... some strippers bra?). So we go to leave, and basically in the parking lot I realized that the stripper had told the bouncers (who were two gigantic fat bald bastards) and that they wanted to discuss it with me.

That's where the fun begins. They decided to talk to me with their fists. Those two huge bastards beat me to a pulp. After the beating, they wanted me to pay them for their time. When I had no money on me, they basically took my wallet and gave my bank card to my friends and told them to find a bank machine and bring back $200 if they wanted to see me again. While my friends were gone, they took me into a back room at the club where they told me that if my friends didn't bring back the money ... well ... "they've buried people out back for less". So I'm basically shitting my pants. I know this strip club has ties to bike gangs ... and I'm a little delusional from the beating. My friends came back with $100, saying that's all that was in my account (good call--there was plenty more). So they let me go, warning me not to tell anyone and to never call back.

So I call the cops from down the street, and they send a cruiser to pick me up and they dropped me off at my univ residence. Two days later, the cops calls to say that he had 'sorted' things out, and that the people at the bar had agreed to give me my money back. All I had to do was stop by and get it. Yeah fucking right. So I never went back, and told the cop 'thanks for nothing'.

Moral of the story, don't fuck with strippers. The fucking whores have backup like a motherfucker. Laughing


thats the type of shit that would make me grab a gat, some soldiers and run up in there with ski masks putting bullets in whatever moves, well, the strippers and bouncers anyhow...take a chopper to those cunts knees ya know...that shit hurts, seen a dude take a 12 gauge in the knee one time, looks so bad...lol
Thankfully, i have yet to have abouncer kick my ass...only fought 4 tho Embarassed


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PostPosted: Thu, 21st Apr 2005 05:58    Post subject:
i got kicked in the balls by a 7 year old in front of my gf and 5 friends... so there you go.


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PostPosted: Thu, 21st Apr 2005 06:12    Post subject:
- When i was in 6th grade a 17 year old punched me in the throat and I cried.

- In baseball I gave up 4 home runs on the first 4 pitches of the game and got taken out right away. The knuckle ball wasn't moving enough that day I guess.

those are the only ones i feel like mentioning. much worse has happened. Smile


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PostPosted: Thu, 21st Apr 2005 07:32    Post subject:
SycoShaman wrote:
nouseforaname wrote:
I got one .... in my first year of university ...

I'm at a strip club (the Network in Waterloo, ON) with some friends, and of course we've had WAY to much to drink. Anyways, this stripper starts whipping her clothes into the audience ... well .. I snagged her bra, and one of my buds got her hat. He was made to give it back after her dance, but I thought I had pulled a fast one and gotten away with the bra (yeah WTF was I thinking ... some strippers bra?). So we go to leave, and basically in the parking lot I realized that the stripper had told the bouncers (who were two gigantic fat bald bastards) and that they wanted to discuss it with me.

That's where the fun begins. They decided to talk to me with their fists. Those two huge bastards beat me to a pulp. After the beating, they wanted me to pay them for their time. When I had no money on me, they basically took my wallet and gave my bank card to my friends and told them to find a bank machine and bring back $200 if they wanted to see me again. While my friends were gone, they took me into a back room at the club where they told me that if my friends didn't bring back the money ... well ... "they've buried people out back for less". So I'm basically shitting my pants. I know this strip club has ties to bike gangs ... and I'm a little delusional from the beating. My friends came back with $100, saying that's all that was in my account (good call--there was plenty more). So they let me go, warning me not to tell anyone and to never call back.

So I call the cops from down the street, and they send a cruiser to pick me up and they dropped me off at my univ residence. Two days later, the cops calls to say that he had 'sorted' things out, and that the people at the bar had agreed to give me my money back. All I had to do was stop by and get it. Yeah fucking right. So I never went back, and told the cop 'thanks for nothing'.

Moral of the story, don't fuck with strippers. The fucking whores have backup like a motherfucker. Laughing


thats the type of shit that would make me grab a gat, some soldiers and run up in there with ski masks putting bullets in whatever moves, well, the strippers and bouncers anyhow...take a chopper to those cunts knees ya know...that shit hurts, seen a dude take a 12 gauge in the knee one time, looks so bad...lol
Thankfully, i have yet to have abouncer kick my ass...only fought 4 tho Embarassed


what the fuck is wrong with you people...

Everyone knows that the only way to resolve problems involving abusive bouncers is not through firearms or hired "help". It's no secret that the best way to get back at a violent security guard is spitting in his eye and telling him you have aids, followed by a test of your running skills Laughing


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PostPosted: Thu, 21st Apr 2005 08:49    Post subject:
Accelleron wrote:
SycoShaman wrote:
nouseforaname wrote:
I got one .... in my first year of university ...

I'm at a strip club (the Network in Waterloo, ON) with some friends, and of course we've had WAY to much to drink. Anyways, this stripper starts whipping her clothes into the audience ... well .. I snagged her bra, and one of my buds got her hat. He was made to give it back after her dance, but I thought I had pulled a fast one and gotten away with the bra (yeah WTF was I thinking ... some strippers bra?). So we go to leave, and basically in the parking lot I realized that the stripper had told the bouncers (who were two gigantic fat bald bastards) and that they wanted to discuss it with me.

That's where the fun begins. They decided to talk to me with their fists. Those two huge bastards beat me to a pulp. After the beating, they wanted me to pay them for their time. When I had no money on me, they basically took my wallet and gave my bank card to my friends and told them to find a bank machine and bring back $200 if they wanted to see me again. While my friends were gone, they took me into a back room at the club where they told me that if my friends didn't bring back the money ... well ... "they've buried people out back for less". So I'm basically shitting my pants. I know this strip club has ties to bike gangs ... and I'm a little delusional from the beating. My friends came back with $100, saying that's all that was in my account (good call--there was plenty more). So they let me go, warning me not to tell anyone and to never call back.

So I call the cops from down the street, and they send a cruiser to pick me up and they dropped me off at my univ residence. Two days later, the cops calls to say that he had 'sorted' things out, and that the people at the bar had agreed to give me my money back. All I had to do was stop by and get it. Yeah fucking right. So I never went back, and told the cop 'thanks for nothing'.

Moral of the story, don't fuck with strippers. The fucking whores have backup like a motherfucker. Laughing


thats the type of shit that would make me grab a gat, some soldiers and run up in there with ski masks putting bullets in whatever moves, well, the strippers and bouncers anyhow...take a chopper to those cunts knees ya know...that shit hurts, seen a dude take a 12 gauge in the knee one time, looks so bad...lol
Thankfully, i have yet to have abouncer kick my ass...only fought 4 tho Embarassed


what the fuck is wrong with you people...

Everyone knows that the only way to resolve problems involving abusive bouncers is not through firearms or hired "help". It's no secret that the best way to get back at a violent security guard is spitting in his eye and telling him you have aids, followed by a test of your running skills Laughing


lmao geek Wink.....if they laid a beating on me like that, yep thats what id do...but if ur content with spittin in the guys eye, well go for it...

And id rather fight one on one to be honest...but bitch ass bouncers dont fight like.
And it doesnt do much good to come back and brawl...cuz if u show up with a crew, that shotty under the counter will break out.
I dunno where u live man or what kinda shit ur into, but thats how things go down in the real world where ppl arent driving bmw's and shit (not to say u do i dunno, but u get what im saying).


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PostPosted: Thu, 21st Apr 2005 09:08    Post subject:
hahahaa i drive a BMW and before i joined the police i was in a club, the bouncers started running to a fight and one of the punched me in the face just to get me out of the way ... called up a couple of my friends ( law enforcement , not the bitchy CREW of some people) and he was fired same night...
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PostPosted: Thu, 21st Apr 2005 11:09    Post subject:
MAD_MAX333 wrote:
hahahaa i drive a BMW and before i joined the police i was in a club, the bouncers started running to a fight and one of the punched me in the face just to get me out of the way ... called up a couple of my friends ( law enforcement , not the bitchy CREW of some people) and he was fired same night...


all i can say is; PWND HAHA

Mutantius wrote:
Hmm gotta be the early years where I was playing Goldeneye for the N64... My friends and me played for like 4 hours and it was getting quite late Wink
Meanwhile my bladder was beginning to put some pressure so I thought. I just needed 2 more frags then I would goto the WC, suddenly one of the players made a quite funny comment and I laughed... So much that my bladder just decided to unload...


lol Laughing

nouseforaname wrote:
I got one ....


Damn bounzers. They think they'r everything Evil or Very Mad

DVQ wrote:
i got kicked in the balls by a 7 year old in front of my gf and 5 friends... so there you go.


and you didnt hit him back Laughing Wink

Esel_Gesi wrote:
- When i was in 6th grade a 17 year old punched me in the throat and I cried.

- In baseball I gave up 4 home runs on the first 4 pitches of the game and got taken out right away. The knuckle ball wasn't moving enough that day I guess.

those are the only ones i feel like mentioning. much worse has happened. Smile


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PostPosted: Thu, 21st Apr 2005 13:11    Post subject:
DVQ wrote:
i got kicked in the balls by a 7 year old in front of my gf and 5 friends... so there you go.



You should have retaliated by kicking him hard in the teeth!
We cant have kids growing up thinking it's ok to go around kicking adults in the balls, now can we?


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the day I registered here =)
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PostPosted: Fri, 22nd Apr 2005 00:01    Post subject:
Too many to mention. But heres one I think will be suitable.

My Xgirlfriend who I was with for 5.5 yrs invites me to hers, after a few months together. I do the whole meeting the family thing (for the first time) and trying to act all civilised.
My X had an identical twin sister, part of the attraction I guess, anyway I'll get to that later.

So we go out to a few clubs and get plastered. Get back to hers and the rooms spinning. Manage to get to sleep just.
Had this wierd dream tho. Dreamt that I was totally naked having a piss on the floor of her house in front of my girl.
So I wake up not thinking anything of my vague dream until her sister enters my room (first time round her house - seperate rooms, don't wanna piss daddy off) and she's got this look on her face.

It turns out that I woke up in the night and walked naked to the end of the hall and instead of turning to the toilet, I lifted the lid to the clothes basket and started pissing - my X's twin was standing next to me watching (scared for her life probably Shocked ) the whole time coz she got woken by me.

Needless to say the family took it well and we had a laugh about it. And my X's twin knew everything about me, kinda like I knew everything about her, hehe Very Happy
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PostPosted: Fri, 22nd Apr 2005 00:14    Post subject:
CobbMk2 wrote:
Too many to mention. But heres one I think will be suitable.

My Xgirlfriend who I was with for 5.5 yrs invites me to hers, after a few months together. I do the whole meeting the family thing (for the first time) and trying to act all civilised.
My X had an identical twin sister, part of the attraction I guess, anyway I'll get to that later.

So we go out to a few clubs and get plastered. Get back to hers and the rooms spinning. Manage to get to sleep just.
Had this wierd dream tho. Dreamt that I was totally naked having a piss on the floor of her house in front of my girl.
So I wake up not thinking anything of my vague dream until her sister enters my room (first time round her house - seperate rooms, don't wanna piss daddy off) and she's got this look on her face.

It turns out that I woke up in the night and walked naked to the end of the hall and instead of turning to the toilet, I lifted the lid to the clothes basket and started pissing - my X's twin was standing next to me watching (scared for her life probably Shocked ) the whole time coz she got woken by me.

Needless to say the family took it well and we had a laugh about it. And my X's twin knew everything about me, kinda like I knew everything about her, hehe Very Happy


hahaha
thats some funny shit dude Laughing Laughing


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PostPosted: Fri, 22nd Apr 2005 00:19    Post subject:
CobbMk2 wrote:
Too many to mention. But heres one I think will be suitable.

My Xgirlfriend who I was with for 5.5 yrs invites me to hers, after a few months together. I do the whole meeting the family thing (for the first time) and trying to act all civilised.
My X had an identical twin sister, part of the attraction I guess, anyway I'll get to that later.

So we go out to a few clubs and get plastered. Get back to hers and the rooms spinning. Manage to get to sleep just.
Had this wierd dream tho. Dreamt that I was totally naked having a piss on the floor of her house in front of my girl.
So I wake up not thinking anything of my vague dream until her sister enters my room (first time round her house - seperate rooms, don't wanna piss daddy off) and she's got this look on her face.

It turns out that I woke up in the night and walked naked to the end of the hall and instead of turning to the toilet, I lifted the lid to the clothes basket and started pissing - my X's twin was standing next to me watching (scared for her life probably Shocked ) the whole time coz she got woken by me.

Needless to say the family took it well and we had a laugh about it. And my X's twin knew everything about me, kinda like I knew everything about her, hehe Very Happy


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PostPosted: Fri, 22nd Apr 2005 00:43    Post subject:
CobbMk2 wrote:
It turns out that I woke up in the night and walked naked to the end of the hall and instead of turning to the toilet, I lifted the lid to the clothes basket and started pissing - my X's twin was standing next to me watching (scared for her life probably Shocked ) the whole time coz she got woken by me.


That's funny ... I too have had some drunken sleepwalking adventures ... I've pissed on the kitchen floor at a friends house while sleeping ... and then denied the entire thing when my friend woke me up 10 mins later to ask why I pissed on the floor Laughing


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PostPosted: Fri, 22nd Apr 2005 04:27    Post subject:
Esel_Gesi wrote:

- In baseball I gave up 4 home runs on the first 4 pitches of the game and got taken out right away. The knuckle ball wasn't moving enough that day I guess.



thats just awesome.. cobbmk2 is also a good one. I can relate, just this past new years went out of town and found myself waking up in the parking ramp of the hotel. Was wearing my jammys and we're talking Duluth, MN......it was like 10 below. No room key, no nothin', no idea of where i was. Damn that drunk sleep walking crap.
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PostPosted: Fri, 22nd Apr 2005 10:17    Post subject:
CobbMk2 wrote:
Too many to mention. But heres one I think will be suitable.

My Xgirlfriend who I was with for 5.5 yrs invites me to hers, after a few months together. I do the whole meeting the family thing (for the first time) and trying to act all civilised.
My X had an identical twin sister, part of the attraction I guess, anyway I'll get to that later.

So we go out to a few clubs and get plastered. Get back to hers and the rooms spinning. Manage to get to sleep just.
Had this wierd dream tho. Dreamt that I was totally naked having a piss on the floor of her house in front of my girl.
So I wake up not thinking anything of my vague dream until her sister enters my room (first time round her house - seperate rooms, don't wanna piss daddy off) and she's got this look on her face.

It turns out that I woke up in the night and walked naked to the end of the hall and instead of turning to the toilet, I lifted the lid to the clothes basket and started pissing - my X's twin was standing next to me watching (scared for her life probably Shocked ) the whole time coz she got woken by me.

Needless to say the family took it well and we had a laugh about it. And my X's twin knew everything about me, kinda like I knew everything about her, hehe Very Happy


lol. I've done something like that a few times. Once I had a piss in my wardrobe. Laughing


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A few years ago when i was in a half-way house, i used to go at one of my friends on weekends. We were always getting totally hammered in bars and i was sleeping in her kid bedroom (the kid was at his dad place) So the bed was on the north wall of the room, the wardrobe on west and the door on south.

Slept there like 3 weekends on in a row so 2 weeks later i went back there and once again get totally hammered with beer, sangria, tequila, B52's and ending the night with a large double cheese pizza...not a great mix in the stomach so we went back to her place, i went to bed with the head spinning like hell..everybody knows what happen when you go to sleep with a spinning head...so i fell asleep then sudenly i have a strong feeling that im going to puke so i stand up and start running to the door and hoping i will get to the bathroom in time so i open the door and bang myself in coat hanger, cloths and toys...it was too late...i start puking like there was no tomorrow everywhere for a good 5 minutes in the wardrobe.

You might ask yourself why this idiot went in the wardrobe puking...its because they re-arrange the kid room the week before putting the bed on the east wall...so since im use to be north and go south to exit the room...i end up east trying to exit west.

So if you guys drink and sleep at somebody else place...be sure to know where to exit door is Very Happy
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PostPosted: Sun, 24th Apr 2005 09:44    Post subject:
nouseforaname wrote:
I got one .... in my first year of university ...

I'm at a strip club (the Network in Waterloo, ON) with some friends, and of course we've had WAY to much to drink. Anyways, this stripper starts whipping her clothes into the audience ... well .. I snagged her bra, and one of my buds got her hat. He was made to give it back after her dance, but I thought I had pulled a fast one and gotten away with the bra (yeah WTF was I thinking ... some strippers bra?). So we go to leave, and basically in the parking lot I realized that the stripper had told the bouncers (who were two gigantic fat bald bastards) and that they wanted to discuss it with me.

That's where the fun begins. They decided to talk to me with their fists. Those two huge bastards beat me to a pulp. After the beating, they wanted me to pay them for their time. When I had no money on me, they basically took my wallet and gave my bank card to my friends and told them to find a bank machine and bring back $200 if they wanted to see me again. While my friends were gone, they took me into a back room at the club where they told me that if my friends didn't bring back the money ... well ... "they've buried people out back for less". So I'm basically shitting my pants. I know this strip club has ties to bike gangs ... and I'm a little delusional from the beating. My friends came back with $100, saying that's all that was in my account (good call--there was plenty more). So they let me go, warning me not to tell anyone and to never call back.

So I call the cops from down the street, and they send a cruiser to pick me up and they dropped me off at my univ residence. Two days later, the cops calls to say that he had 'sorted' things out, and that the people at the bar had agreed to give me my money back. All I had to do was stop by and get it. Yeah fucking right. So I never went back, and told the cop 'thanks for nothing'.

Moral of the story, don't fuck with strippers. The fucking whores have backup like a motherfucker. Laughing


sounds like a setup to me. Laughing
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PostPosted: Sun, 24th Apr 2005 12:43    Post subject:
A few years ago I took an ex for a expensive meal.
Halfway through she tells me she doesnt want to see me anymore.
I sudenly lost my appetite.


I'm 8 years old on a school trip to Stoke Bruerne.
We're looking at the www.suffolkcam.co.uk/canal_lock1.jpg locks well the bit in the middle that fills up and enables the boat to go to the next level.
The teachers boyfriend decides it would be fun to hold me under the arms and dangle me over the edge. The locks huge, theres a bit of water but its like a 20 foot drop.
Even now (~25 years later) I dont like locks.
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PostPosted: Sun, 24th Apr 2005 14:07    Post subject:
bahahaha basil Razz
ummmm i've got a few embarassin moments like 1 time i got bladdered and went to the hospital then a few weeks later i got arrested (both when i was 13) thankfully i didn't get the fire brigade out the next time Razz

Some moments i feel shitty about doing is 1 time me and a few m8s were walking back to my house and my m8 got a "missing kitten" thing. later on about 10pm he got the thing out and they dared me to phone em, so i did and was like ummm yea it's dead and they started crying pretty bad. i felt pretty gutted on that.

another 1 is i got into some1s hotmail account by doing the password retrieval thingy) and they had a play.com account. i went on there ordred loadsa DVd's and sent a password reminder and got them delivered. came to about 600 £ Neutral

I have worse 1's where but they're some of em Razz


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Saner




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PostPosted: Sun, 24th Apr 2005 15:24    Post subject:
I got toally slaughtered one night, a friend of mine and my then girlfriend (now my wife) decided to do Karayoki (or however the fuck you spell it)

We did Three Lions as it was just after France 98,

anyways, after we finished the place got raided by the police tem minutes later Very Happy

I have never lived that day down, whenever I visit the owners place (he now owns a diffrent pub) I allways get the shit ripped out of me over that one :Y


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I saw things like that in here and in other "woman problems" topics so...... Am I the only one that thinks some authorities needs to be alerted about Saner and him possibly being a rapist and/or kidnapper ?Smile

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Sublime




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PostPosted: Sun, 24th Apr 2005 15:34    Post subject:
u are english right? be funny if u were scottish Razz


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JeanPerrier




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PostPosted: Sun, 24th Apr 2005 17:23    Post subject:
when i got really drunk on gin. we went to a bar after that and i just started puking everywhere in the bar. then when the owner sees that he gets mad and wants me out so he starts pushing me away and then i puke right on him. so finally i got kicked out (no not beaten up). when i am outside i want to sit down and i sit right in his flowerbench or whatever and it has a small palmtree so that falls down and breaks. the owner sees that pushes me on the street. then a mate offered a ride cause i was unable to walk very far anymore and i puke all over the side of his car. after that i puke in a tent where they put me cause i was a bit sleepy, they figured it wasnt the best idea then so i went to sleep in a building (school hehe) and i was gonna sleep in that building so beeing really drunk i put myslef to sleep right in my own puke on my pillow that was wet from puke.
i tell you, it wasnt fun waking up the next day. we still have laughs about it.


when me and a friend were gonna do a prank on another friend. the other friend went to bathroom (school bathroom) to take a shit and we thought it would be funny to give him a wet shower so we kept on drinking water and spitting it in the cubicle. then after some time a minute or 2 doing that we go out off the bathroom and this dude who we didnt knew comes out all wet and really pissed. when he went indoors to go tell to the principle we were laughing so hard hahaha. not really a not so great moment but it was worth telling


also (in the same toilet as above) i went to take a piss and while im pissing the thing breaks of the wall and breaks in 4 large pieces. i finsihed pssing then on the floor and went out like nothing happened


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Pizda2




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PostPosted: Mon, 25th Apr 2005 00:18    Post subject:
JeanPerrier wrote:



also (in the same toilet as above) i went to take a piss and while im pissing the thing breaks of the wall and breaks in 4 large pieces. i finsihed pssing then on the floor and went out like nothing happened


Hahhahahahahah
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