Mosquitoes!
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mtj




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PostPosted: Mon, 8th Jun 2015 05:54    Post subject: Mosquitoes!
Rage Rage Rage Rage Rage Rage

'that' time has started.

I 'slept' with windows open as it was fucking hot at night... been up since 3 am (3 hours) murdering every damn bloodsucker I can find.

The moment something wakes me up, and I hear a droning noise of a mosquito I cannot sleep anymore Razz Until I extinguish the source of the noise.

Going to be a very tiring day at work Razz
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HIz




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PostPosted: Mon, 8th Jun 2015 06:49    Post subject:
fuck those suckerz, the most useless organism on the planet


Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion, man. Reaction
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sanchin




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PostPosted: Mon, 8th Jun 2015 07:55    Post subject:
I'm about to buy a mosquito net that my brother bought and installed last year. It's so thin, that it's unnoticeable from more than a metre and works perfectly. It's a set of velcros that you put on the frame of the window and then just stick the net.
Something like that: http://www.leroymerlin.pl/relaks-w-ogrodzie/ochrona-przed-owadami/moskitiery/moskitiera-okienna-globall,p210558,l254.html (though here, the velcros are sold separately)
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riptide77




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PostPosted: Mon, 8th Jun 2015 08:42    Post subject:
Buy a mosquito net. We picked up a few in Lidl for15€ each, they're worth their weight in gold.


-=the wandering pillow stuffer=-
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freiwald




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PostPosted: Mon, 8th Jun 2015 09:07    Post subject:
riptide77 wrote:
Buy a mosquito net. We picked up a few in Lidl for15€ each, they're worth their weight in gold.


+1
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mtj




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PostPosted: Mon, 8th Jun 2015 09:10    Post subject:
riptide77 wrote:
Buy a mosquito net. We picked up a few in Lidl for15€ each, they're worth their weight in gold.


Yea, will have to check some stores. Haven't seen any in the nearby ones. (don't have any hardware store or 'general' stores nearby, just electronics and food)
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Yuri




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PostPosted: Mon, 8th Jun 2015 09:27    Post subject:
mtj wrote:

Yea, will have to check some stores. Haven't seen any in the nearby ones. (don't have any hardware store or 'general' stores nearby, just electronics and food)

Try ordering online. There must be some local site that delivers to your location.



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Bob Barnsen




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PostPosted: Mon, 8th Jun 2015 10:07    Post subject:
Got bitten by those fuckers several times on top of my feet some days ago grinhurt At least for me they always seem to focus on a spot of my body. I don't think i ever got bitten on more than two spots.
Luckily never again since then, because i didn't go out til now
thanks
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riptide77




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PostPosted: Mon, 8th Jun 2015 10:11    Post subject:
Bob Barnsen wrote:
Got bitten by those fuckers several times on top of my feet some days ago grinhurt At least for me they always seem to focus on a spot of my body. I don't think i ever got bitten on more than two spots.
Luckily never again since then, because i didn't go out til now
thanks


Interesting. It seems mosquitoes are capable of having a foot fetish.


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mtj




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PostPosted: Mon, 8th Jun 2015 11:27    Post subject:
riptide77 wrote:
Bob Barnsen wrote:
Got bitten by those fuckers several times on top of my feet some days ago grinhurt At least for me they always seem to focus on a spot of my body. I don't think i ever got bitten on more than two spots.
Luckily never again since then, because i didn't go out til now
thanks


Interesting. It seems mosquitoes are capable of having a foot fetish.



I'm something like cocaine for the fuckers :I

If we spend evening grilling outside, everyone is safe from mosquitoes, as they're all swarming me.
I think it's my inability to handle hot weather -> delicious co2 escaping from every pore.

but daaaaammn am I tired now :I

I'm scribbling down design concepts but I think I've written down same stuff 5 times now.

Had 5 coffees in 3 hours so far.
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fissesvin




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PostPosted: Mon, 8th Jun 2015 12:37    Post subject:
After i got chemo threatment, i never had problems with mosquitoes, i guess my blood is dirty now.


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sanchin




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PostPosted: Mon, 8th Jun 2015 12:49    Post subject:
mtj wrote:
riptide77 wrote:
Bob Barnsen wrote:
Got bitten by those fuckers several times on top of my feet some days ago grinhurt At least for me they always seem to focus on a spot of my body. I don't think i ever got bitten on more than two spots.
Luckily never again since then, because i didn't go out til now
thanks


Interesting. It seems mosquitoes are capable of having a foot fetish.



I'm something like cocaine for the fuckers :I

If we spend evening grilling outside, everyone is safe from mosquitoes, as they're all swarming me.
I think it's my inability to handle hot weather -> delicious co2 escaping from every pore.

but daaaaammn am I tired now :I

I'm scribbling down design concepts but I think I've written down same stuff 5 times now.

Had 5 coffees in 3 hours so far.


Same goes for me - I hate temperatures above 25 and mosquitoes love me. One hour slacklining in the park ~= 50 bites, when friends get 2-3. And I'm kinda allergic as the bites tend to swell on me.
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speedgear




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PostPosted: Mon, 8th Jun 2015 13:49    Post subject:
i dont get bite , my blood is poison. Laughing


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Morphineus
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PostPosted: Mon, 8th Jun 2015 14:55    Post subject:
Put some nets in your windows...noob! Razz

Put mine in last week, no mosquitoes for me! Very Happy
And yeah the Velcro ones work nice, didn't have to change the velcro from last year. Just the net. In belgium I made a frame for the window, can't be arsed to do that over here tho. Will have to wait until we get a house. Smile


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blackdochia




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PostPosted: Mon, 8th Jun 2015 15:30    Post subject:
Err, yeah, mosquito nets are fine, but when i get on the balcony, there are some that get past me. And for some reason they love the taste of my blood. Most of my friends can stay in the middle of a swarm without being attacked, me i'm the instatarget for those bloodsucker. Forget Dracula, this buggers are worse.
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LuftBrada




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mtj




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PostPosted: Mon, 8th Jun 2015 15:34    Post subject:
LuftBrada wrote:

I've wanted to build a nice bug tesla but my gf is against it Sad

(I also have grasshopper problem, and our grasshoppers are as big as kids hand )
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PostPosted: Mon, 8th Jun 2015 15:57    Post subject:
Isn't it lovely living in a nature rich country! Cool Face


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mtj




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PostPosted: Mon, 8th Jun 2015 16:36    Post subject:
Morphineus wrote:
Isn't it lovely living in a nature rich country! Cool Face


Center of Wien Razz

We just have a big park outside our windows.
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Ankh




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PostPosted: Mon, 8th Jun 2015 17:42    Post subject:
I thought it was a thread about beggars Sad



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ixigia
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PostPosted: Tue, 9th Jun 2015 01:53    Post subject:
You broke the #1 rule Mtj! Never ever sleep with your window open in the summer , unless you either live in the Arctic or in one of Dante's Circles of Hell Very Happy

Follow Riptide's suggestion, that's easily the best way to sleep without waking up with mosquitopox and a lot of cursing.
Nothing is guaranteed though, when you have >35°C with 90% of humidity like we do here these days, the flying monsters get as big as pterodactyls and develop so much awareness that they learn all your patterns beforehand xD
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Xenthalon




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PostPosted: Tue, 9th Jun 2015 07:57    Post subject:
Used to have a mosquito net in a frame to put in the window, back when I still lived at home with a garden outside.

Now that I live very central in the city, with the next park a couple of minutes away, I can have my windows open all I want. Maybe had one of those suckers in here in the past 5 years. Same for spiders by the way.
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sabin1981
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PostPosted: Tue, 9th Jun 2015 12:18    Post subject:
ixigia wrote:
You broke the #1 rule Mtj! Never ever sleep with your window open in the summer , unless you either live in the Arctic or in one of Dante's Circles of Hell Very Happy




Goddamn mosquitoes are terrible over here too, especially late summer, I got bit on the foot two years ago and it turned yellow and ballooned up to twice its size... couldn't move my whole leg for nearly a week Facepalm
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mtj




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PostPosted: Tue, 9th Jun 2015 12:24    Post subject:
sabin1981 wrote:
ixigia wrote:
You broke the #1 rule Mtj! Never ever sleep with your window open in the summer , unless you either live in the Arctic or in one of Dante's Circles of Hell Very Happy




Goddamn mosquitoes are terrible over here too, especially late summer, I got bit on the foot two years ago and it turned yellow and ballooned up to twice its size... couldn't move my whole leg for nearly a week Facepalm




What kind of mosquitoes you have? :/
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sabin1981
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PostPosted: Tue, 9th Jun 2015 12:25    Post subject:
Just normal fuckers, but this one gave me the almighty god of allergic reactions grinhurt
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Guyver




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PostPosted: Thu, 18th Jun 2015 00:56    Post subject:
sabin1981 wrote:
Just normal fuckers, but this one gave me the almighty god of allergic reactions grinhurt


pppffftttt

once i was playing in my friend's garden, it was like middle fucking august and i was wearing a pair of short jeans, so everything below my knee was exposed.
spent the afternoon playing basketball without a problem.
when i got back to home, i suddenly realize that my legs are full of mosquito bites... and i'm not talking about 10 of them but ONE. FUCKING. HUNDRED. (counted them)
almost tied my hands to avoid scratching everything. Laughing
lucky me i didn't have any allergy shock for all that shit inside my body! Very Happy


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PostPosted: Sun, 23rd Aug 2015 23:00    Post subject:
2 days ago, I was sitting on the PC, late afteroon, well before the usual onslaught of mosquitos when I put in the electric pill dispenser, so I was off guard.

All of a sudden, my left arm starts itching insanely in several places. after a minute or so I was like, this isn't normal itching. So I get up, turn on the light, and from my elbow to my fingers, including one directly in a vein on my hand, i had 11 fucking bite marks all of a sudden.

So i close the room, turn on all the lights, all pissed, looking for the bloodsucking bastard.

Man, when I finally found him 10 minutes later, and squished him, the pool of blood was huge.

I've never seen such a hungry bastard. After I woke up the next day, my whole hand was aching and kept being sore for the whole day, which I guess was from the amount of bites.

I've never enjoyed killing a mosquito that much.


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pistolshrimp
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PostPosted: Mon, 24th Aug 2015 07:43    Post subject:
I too have been kept up by the droning noise of Mosquitos. I sprayed fabreeze. It was handy. It got them. I don't leave my windows open, my neighborhood is really bad. I use a fan.

Raid works better. Miss funny, you will be reading a book and the mosquito will fall right out of the air onto the book. Or iPad in my case.
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madness




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PostPosted: Mon, 24th Aug 2015 08:00    Post subject:
Haven't seen even 1 of those this summer, I think Smile Staying away from these parts of the world, it seems
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freiwald




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PostPosted: Mon, 24th Aug 2015 12:18    Post subject:
(2:17 min for some sound)

somehow i had two of those in my kitchen last night.... even tho i got a mosquito net. they must be smart as fuck don't know how they got in. everything is sealed.
god damn fuckers, went into the kitchen, turn on the light and they sit right infront of me and of them starts flying. so huge and fat and loud zzzzzzzzzzzuummmmmmmmm.
it was a fight for 45mins till had both of them captured and dead. i hate the summer.
thank god i saw it before went to bed. imagine this shit in your ear or mouth while sleeping.

still getting goose bumps
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