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exon




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PostPosted: Sun, 17th Apr 2005 00:42    Post subject: Condoms
Condoms are a bitch Smile
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CableMunkeh




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PostPosted: Sun, 17th Apr 2005 00:43    Post subject:
You knew SOMEONE had to do it, it was just a question of time.

Nice one exon for being first Very Happy
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exon




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PostPosted: Sun, 17th Apr 2005 04:18    Post subject:
A little humor never killed anyone Smile
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SycoShaman
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PostPosted: Sun, 17th Apr 2005 04:56    Post subject:
haha
they are


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Gh0UL




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PostPosted: Tue, 19th Apr 2005 04:09    Post subject: Re: Condoms
exon wrote:
Condoms are a bitch Smile

especially if they're cracked. Wink


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CableMunkeh




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PostPosted: Tue, 19th Apr 2005 11:11    Post subject: Re: Condoms
Gh0UL wrote:
exon wrote:
Condoms are a bitch Smile

especially if they're cracked. Wink


Easier to crack them if using the back door, don't do it kids Smile
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Brisk




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PostPosted: Tue, 19th Apr 2005 11:22    Post subject:
If the protection is a good condom you can't even make clones!
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CableMunkeh




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PostPosted: Tue, 19th Apr 2005 11:29    Post subject:
BRISK#1 wrote:
If the protection is a good condom you can't even make clones!


Depends, if DNA break the protection a clone usually follows.

DNA = top cloners.
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_SiN_
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PostPosted: Tue, 19th Apr 2005 15:29    Post subject:
Who uses rubber anyway? Rolling Eyes


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Injurious




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PostPosted: Tue, 19th Apr 2005 15:36    Post subject:
Condoms prevent child molestation

Use a condom and save your offspring from yourself!

I love condoms. Why the other day I woke up with one in my throat Shocked
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skidrow
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PostPosted: Tue, 19th Apr 2005 15:42    Post subject: Re: Condoms
exon wrote:
Condoms are a bitch Smile




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PostPosted: Tue, 19th Apr 2005 16:35    Post subject:
ohhh I had it all wrong....

Thanks Skidrow Very Happy


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Accelleron




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PostPosted: Fri, 29th Apr 2005 00:57    Post subject:
Injurious wrote:
Condoms prevent child molestation

Use a condom and save your offspring from yourself!

I love condoms. Why the other day I woke up with one in my throat Shocked


I knew this was Injurious without even looking...


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AnimalMother




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PostPosted: Fri, 29th Apr 2005 01:21    Post subject: Re: Condoms
exon wrote:
Condoms are a bitch Smile


Sorry mate they don't do them in extra small.


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Injurious




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PostPosted: Fri, 29th Apr 2005 03:38    Post subject:
Accelleron wrote:
I knew this was Injurious without even looking...


fuck you
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Accelleron




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Voodoo-child
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PostPosted: Fri, 13th May 2005 19:01    Post subject:
condoms are ok though... cmooooooooooooooon
durex extra safe anyone... no?
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Pizda2




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PostPosted: Fri, 13th May 2005 19:50    Post subject:
Condoms suck, but they don't bother me as much as when a bitch asks you to put a condom on when she's giving you a BJ cause she doesn't want sperm in her mouth.
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TheSaint
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PostPosted: Fri, 13th May 2005 20:12    Post subject:
Pizda2 wrote:
Condoms suck, but they don't bother me as much as when a bitch asks you to put a condom on when she's giving you a BJ cause she doesn't want sperm in her mouth.



From this i think you are a virgin Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy
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Sublime




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PostPosted: Fri, 13th May 2005 20:20    Post subject:
lol yea idk 1 girl who's asked me to put a condom on b4 sucking me off. it kinda defeats the purpose of it too Smile. Condoms are uncomfy but i'd rather be uncomfy than coverd in baby shit Wink


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AnimalMother




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PostPosted: Fri, 13th May 2005 20:35    Post subject:
TheSaint wrote:
Pizda2 wrote:
Condoms suck, but they don't bother me as much as when a bitch asks you to put a condom on when she's giving you a BJ cause she doesn't want sperm in her mouth.



From this i think you are a virgin Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy


I suppose it could be because his cock smells like rotten fish guts covered in cheeze spread thats been left in a damp place for a month.


"Techniclly speaking, Beta-Manboi didnt inject Burberry_Massi with Benz, he injected him with liquid that had air bubbles in it, which caused benz." - House M.D

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Pizda2




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PostPosted: Fri, 13th May 2005 23:26    Post subject:
My cock does not smell and I am not a virgin. I had a girl once who was giving me a BJ and half way she asked me to put on rubber cause she didn't want sperm in her mouth. Little did she know that I eat lots of fruit so it can't taste bad.... hell.... she should thank me I let her suck my cock, sperm is healthy (proven fact) getting a BJ with rubber on is worthless.
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Nailbiter
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PostPosted: Fri, 13th May 2005 23:43    Post subject:
lol plz stop! Very Happy

does theese women by any chanse have purple hair and long ears?
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fisk




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PostPosted: Fri, 13th May 2005 23:59    Post subject:
Pizda2: Please stop this farse now. Even if what you're saying is true, you're still making yourself into a joke.


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Somewhat.
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Pizda2




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PostPosted: Sat, 14th May 2005 00:01    Post subject:
heh....
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