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H4wkeye




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PostPosted: Sun, 26th Apr 2015 22:10    Post subject: I am an idiot.
So a few months ago, this super cute chick starts working at a local fast food place that I drop by often and I mean she is really pretty. After a while we started talking from time to time and this one time I went to buy ice cream for me and a few friends and she started chatting me up like "They're sending you again to buy stuff?" etc. That night there was some basketball game with Serbia and we mentioned that I ask if she is gonna watch and she says there is no tv at work and her phone has no way of doing it. So at that moment in my mind I get a brilliant plan to get her number: I'll just tell her "Well you can give me your number and I'll keep you up to date." Buuuuuuuuut me being the IDIOT I was at that time thought about it for a few secs and decided, I don't know why, to not ask that (I Guess I thought it was too crappy?). So now, I see that she isn't working there anymore and I have no fucking clue who she is. I wasted my chance Humpers and I am an idiot. Please slap me with a big dildo, ty. Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad
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Rage




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PostPosted: Sun, 26th Apr 2015 22:11    Post subject:
fhitb! Oh wait that's no longer an option, ya dolt!

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H4wkeye




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PostPosted: Sun, 26th Apr 2015 22:13    Post subject:
Nope, that train is long gone my friend Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad Maybe if I use my police skills to track her down.... That's a bit creepy tho. And by now she could be seeing someone else (if she wasn't seeing someone back then even).
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freiwald




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PostPosted: Sun, 26th Apr 2015 22:13    Post subject:
don't you have a name? look for her on facebook. it can't be that hard. get your stalking skillz up man. good luck
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Newty182




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PostPosted: Sun, 26th Apr 2015 22:18    Post subject:
Break in when they are closed and look through the personnel records. Simple.

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PostPosted: Sun, 26th Apr 2015 22:18    Post subject:
yes

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and yes, mine is only average
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H4wkeye




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PostPosted: Sun, 26th Apr 2015 22:20    Post subject:
freiwald wrote:
don't you have a name? look for her on facebook. it can't be that hard. get your stalking skillz up man. good luck


I think so, but I am not 100% sure if that's her name it was loud and I could've misheard. I need to get my detective skills up Laughing Or like a friend said I could just walk in ask everyone for their ID cards and then see who she is but that was before she stopped working Sad
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H4wkeye




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PostPosted: Sun, 26th Apr 2015 23:29    Post subject:
Well I actually did manage to track her down Laughing But then I got disappointed, she's fucking 1995. So that makes her 19/20, I'm 6 years older Fucking hell, whenever I like a chick she's a kid.
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sabin1981
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PostPosted: Sun, 26th Apr 2015 23:32    Post subject:
H4wkeye wrote:
Well I actually did manage to track her down Laughing But then I got disappointed, she's fucking 1995. So that makes her 19/20, I'm 6 years older Fucking hell, whenever I like a chick she's a kid.


Now this is a first. An older man NOT wanting a younger woman? Shocked Very Happy
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fable2




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PostPosted: Sun, 26th Apr 2015 23:34    Post subject:
H4wkeye wrote:
Well I actually did manage to track her down Laughing But then I got disappointed, she's fucking 1995. So that makes her 19/20, I'm 6 years older Fucking hell, whenever I like a chick she's a kid.


well when she's 30 and u are 36 and happily married, then it won't seem like that much of a difference Razz


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freiwald




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PostPosted: Sun, 26th Apr 2015 23:36    Post subject:
H4wkeye wrote:
Well I actually did manage to track her down Laughing But then I got disappointed, she's fucking 1995. So that makes her 19/20, I'm 6 years older Fucking hell, whenever I like a chick she's a kid.


cmon don't be so closed minded. yes the chances are very high that she is still childish and will play games and bullshit but this can happen with every woman... even older ones.
just try your luck and get some young booty before u getting too old.

btw nice stal...detective skills right there Laughing
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H4wkeye




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PostPosted: Sun, 26th Apr 2015 23:37    Post subject:
sabin1981 wrote:
H4wkeye wrote:
Well I actually did manage to track her down Laughing But then I got disappointed, she's fucking 1995. So that makes her 19/20, I'm 6 years older Fucking hell, whenever I like a chick she's a kid.


Now this is a first. An older man NOT wanting a younger woman? Shocked Very Happy


Very Happy Well I dunno, for me that's kind of too young I generally avoid it. I'm 1989, I usually go + or - 2/3 years max. So 1986/1992.
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H4wkeye




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PostPosted: Sun, 26th Apr 2015 23:39    Post subject:
freiwald wrote:
H4wkeye wrote:
Well I actually did manage to track her down Laughing But then I got disappointed, she's fucking 1995. So that makes her 19/20, I'm 6 years older Fucking hell, whenever I like a chick she's a kid.


cmon don't be so closed minded. yes the chances are very high that she is still childish and will play games and bullshit but this can happen with every woman... even older ones.
just try your luck and get some young booty before u getting too old.

btw nice stal...detective skills right there Laughing


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Bob Barnsen




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PostPosted: Mon, 27th Apr 2015 00:16    Post subject:
So you really seem to like that chick, but you dismiss her because she is a few years younger?
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H4wkeye




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PostPosted: Mon, 27th Apr 2015 00:34    Post subject:
Basically, yes. Surprised I'm stupid right?
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Morphineus
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PostPosted: Mon, 27th Apr 2015 00:39    Post subject:
Well if you saw something in her, try to get to know her. Some don't act their age (tho usually that's them acting younger ).

6 years isn't too bad, quite normal age difference if you look at the baby boomers.
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PostPosted: Mon, 27th Apr 2015 00:40    Post subject:
some girls a kinda mature at age, if shes not just forget her. if she seems mature give it a shot
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Bob Barnsen




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PostPosted: Mon, 27th Apr 2015 00:43    Post subject:
Janz wrote:
some girls a kinda mature at age, if shes not just forget her. if she seems mature give it a shot


i see what you did there
bye
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H4wkeye




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PostPosted: Mon, 27th Apr 2015 00:47    Post subject:
Morphineus wrote:
Well if you saw something in her, try to get to know her. Some don't act their age (tho usually that's them acting younger ).

6 years isn't too bad, quite normal age difference if you look at the baby boomers.


She is really cute and from the few words we spoken she seemed nice. But you never know. Knowing my luck though, she probably has a boyfriend already.
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ixigia
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PostPosted: Mon, 27th Apr 2015 00:49    Post subject:
I know 20 year old girls who are more mature than me (not that it's an achievement, but still!), dismissing the deal so soon is not recommended these days. Very Happy

Go go H4wkeye, you have nothing to lose! Smile Though you'll have to experiment some good tactics this time around, or you'll end up looking just as creepy as our Freakness xD
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H4wkeye




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PostPosted: Mon, 27th Apr 2015 01:10    Post subject:
Thanks Ixi. And yes it's gonna need some creative work to not look creepy stalkerish Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Mon, 27th Apr 2015 05:12    Post subject:
H4wkeye wrote:
Basically, yes. Surprised I'm stupid right?

Even worse: a pussy !
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PostPosted: Mon, 27th Apr 2015 05:38    Post subject:
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Mister_s




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PostPosted: Mon, 27th Apr 2015 10:42    Post subject:
H4wkeye wrote:
sabin1981 wrote:
H4wkeye wrote:
Well I actually did manage to track her down Laughing But then I got disappointed, she's fucking 1995. So that makes her 19/20, I'm 6 years older Fucking hell, whenever I like a chick she's a kid.


Now this is a first. An older man NOT wanting a younger woman? Shocked Very Happy


Very Happy Well I dunno, for me that's kind of too young I generally avoid it. I'm 1989, I usually go + or - 2/3 years max. So 1986/1992.

Are you buying a car?
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Theescapist




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PostPosted: Mon, 27th Apr 2015 11:22    Post subject:
H4wkeye wrote:
Well I actually did manage to track her down Laughing But then I got disappointed, she's fucking 1995. So that makes her 19/20, I'm 6 years older Fucking hell, whenever I like a chick she's a kid.


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xxax
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PostPosted: Mon, 27th Apr 2015 11:38    Post subject:
Mister_s wrote:
H4wkeye wrote:
sabin1981 wrote:


Now this is a first. An older man NOT wanting a younger woman? Shocked Very Happy


Very Happy Well I dunno, for me that's kind of too young I generally avoid it. I'm 1989, I usually go + or - 2/3 years max. So 1986/1992.

Are you buying a car?


I'd be more concerned about the mileage than the year Very Happy
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PostPosted: Mon, 27th Apr 2015 12:03    Post subject:
xxax wrote:
Mister_s wrote:
H4wkeye wrote:


Very Happy Well I dunno, for me that's kind of too young I generally avoid it. I'm 1989, I usually go + or - 2/3 years max. So 1986/1992.

Are you buying a car?


I'd be more concerned about the mileage than the year Very Happy

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And as far as the thread topic goes - yes, you certainly are. Now go get her!
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H4wkeye




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PostPosted: Mon, 27th Apr 2015 12:16    Post subject:
Alright alright, I got it, she isn't too young. Mr. Green Now I just need to come up with a way to find her/contact her without looking like a stalker, since the last time I saw her was last year Laughing Laughing
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sanchin




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PostPosted: Mon, 27th Apr 2015 21:30    Post subject:
Just don't go HAGABADLA on her Very Happy https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2xb9q9/tifu_by_stalking_a_girl/
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PostPosted: Mon, 27th Apr 2015 22:11    Post subject:
HAGABADLA Laughing Laughing
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