Lied to my employer for the first time
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EyePatchLives




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PostPosted: Sat, 30th May 2015 15:06    Post subject: Lied to my employer for the first time
Any of them, in the several jobs I worked.

I feel like an asshole. Laughing

But fuck, these past few weeks have been a pain in the ass, I feel that a long weekend is what I need in order to relax and clear my head.

So I lied and said family members I've not seen in ages invited me to vacation with them and I won't be back until Tuesday.


But really I'll be relaxing at the beach, riding my mountain bike and of course play as much Witcher 3 as I can.

June is going to be a bitch with summer vacation, I'm going to work my ass off and likely won't have much time for Arkham Knight, might as well enjoy while I can.

I just need to get a decent tan and work on a little story in case the boss asks how it went.
Laughing


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Believable and relatable...Yep, sounds like Call of Duty
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WaldoJ
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PostPosted: Sat, 30th May 2015 15:08    Post subject:
lol


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couleur
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PostPosted: Sat, 30th May 2015 15:38    Post subject: Re: Lied to my employer for the first time
EyePatchLives wrote:


But really I'll play as much Witcher 3 as I can.


yea.

Good reason not to go to work.


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Saner




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PostPosted: Sat, 30th May 2015 15:40    Post subject:
Your worse that Hitler, you disgust me


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Morphineus
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PostPosted: Sat, 30th May 2015 15:49    Post subject:
Sounds mature! Cool Face

Tho I seriously do wonder what kind of dictators people work for if they have to lie to get some time away from the job.


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PostPosted: Sat, 30th May 2015 16:14    Post subject:
banned


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KillerCrocker




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PostPosted: Sat, 30th May 2015 16:18    Post subject:
Why do You have to explain Yourself to use couple of Your earned free days ?


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Kristian




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PostPosted: Sat, 30th May 2015 16:18    Post subject:
I just go to boss and say "I need the day(s) x off work.", and he says "ok". it's that simple. No need to lie. No need to say what I'm doing those days. No need to suck his dick.


I hate you.
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KillerCrocker




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PostPosted: Sat, 30th May 2015 16:32    Post subject:
yeah, srsly. And if I wanted to confess about me playing witcher 3, I would just say it. he don't give a shit what I do on my day off Laughing


3080 | ps5 pro

Sin317-"im 31 years old and still surprised at how much shit comes out of my ass actually ..."
SteamDRM-"Call of Duty is the symbol of the true perfection in every aspect. Call of Duty games are like Mozart's/Beethoven's symphonies"
deadpoetic-"are you new to the cyberspace?"
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couleur
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PostPosted: Sat, 30th May 2015 18:00    Post subject:
Maybe his boss is not like your boss?


"Enlightenment is man's emergence from his self-imposed nonage. Nonage is the inability to use one's own understanding without another's guidance. This nonage is self-imposed if its cause lies not in lack of understanding but in indecision and lack of courage to use one's own mind without another's guidance. Dare to know! (Sapere aude.) "Have the courage to use your own understanding," is therefore the motto of the enlightenment."
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flipp




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PostPosted: Sat, 30th May 2015 18:37    Post subject:
There are special events, if we mention them to get a day off, we get that day off no matter how much work has to be done, how many co-workers are already on a day off or sick or whatever. I wouldn't dare to abuse that
Enjoy your free days Very Happy
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m3th0d2008




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PostPosted: Sat, 30th May 2015 18:46    Post subject:
Newsflash, all your co-workers are doing it for years and they don't feel like assholes at all.


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PostPosted: Sat, 30th May 2015 19:10    Post subject:
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Mister_s




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PostPosted: Sat, 30th May 2015 21:03    Post subject:
Have you ever seen Bale in Machinist? I'd tell, take one in the ass, take the guilt away.
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